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273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

273306  AlexDeLarge: I'm hard-pressed to think of a better cosplay idea

273315  charlemagne: funny, she doesn't look druish

273303  artfulcodger: A sad, but common, sight in the aftermath of the collapse of the Wonkonomy.

273315  tib gubb: heh, haha... *sigh*

273281  Mad Collager: So, the song was recorded wive?

273224  BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273306  Mad Collager: Well, Titanic was a steamer.

273307  Mad Collager: I deeply need to express my unique personality through fashion.

273318  Not A Bot: These crackas lackin' coolness.

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Wow! That's going to be beautiful!

273017  grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273311  Sadbot: Computer, show me jokes comma self

273286  WTF: Incorrect. That would be five in death years.

273288  WTF: PPS You park like an asshole!

273291  WTF: If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

273292  WTF: re:re:re:fwd:fwd:lolrotflmao

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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 petepuma: Change my order to the soup
 dangerkeith3000: oh bromide beat me to it! what i fool i seem!
 dangerkeith3000: Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
 ashton: @waffle iron dude, nice
 Fantasy: #247433
 waffle iron: Baron Samedi in: Puttin' on the Ritz.
 bromide: Hello, my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello my ragtime gaaaal!
 goldman sachs: WHY WON'T MY FROG DO THIS ON CAMERA AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
Image 247432   05-14-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
538
 
 glenalec: I couldn't use these at my workplace, but I did get away with printing up a bunch of "Using while stupid may cause serious injury"
 tib gubb: fuckwits don't know that they're fuckwits
 BavidDowie: on the shop floor of Fuckwit & Sons MFG
 dangerkeith3000: Don't fuckwit it.
 addend: (Pulls smaller lever.)
 Volwen: Good thing I'm only a dipshit
Image 247431   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
571
 
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Image 247430   05-14-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
400
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hasn't he always been gay?
 KingTrebek: That's a blatant ripoff of Beethoven 6
 Robespierre: Horrible entertainment concept's IN THE HOWWWWWWSE!
 WTF: He's at a Sony Pictures executive meeting.
 drilldo: Why, was he sad last time?
 ChubbyBuddy: air butt
Image 247429   05-14-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
513
 
 glenalec: My mum says if anyone fights over her will, it all goes to the cats' shelter (and she hates cats).
 Demon Universe: Ill just steal the things I want from you while youre alive and pay my respect at the gravesite, thanks.
 azazel: @azazel not for your stuff. Just really wanna taze ur friends.
 azazel: Def gonna be there
 Volwen: Turns out "All my stuff" is 78 tasers
 tomatosaws: I would be SO into this! I already have this idea of taping the button shut and tie a rope around the stun gun, then use it as a Kusarigama creating a hurricane of stuns all around me. Crap. NOBODY STEAL MY IDEA
 raditzu: i love the idea!
 Astanapan: I'd rather get stunned than inherit your debts from a lifetime of frivolty.
Image 247428   05-14-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
612
 
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro I dont even deserve that hero...
 crazyfingers: Handbag man, the hero we deserve.
Image 247427   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
687
 
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Image 247426   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
854
 
 RogueLeader: She looks like the heroine from the Vertigo comic Terminal City
 aeroaero: She appears charming
 dangerkeith3000: *in the arms of an angel plays*
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload incongruity.
Image 247425   05-14-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
157
 
 Donut: So that's the technical name for "tears of whiny old people".
 DrinkMixMan: Is that what they put in Tide Pods?
 Emoji: Oh, i love things that are more powerful than heroin!
 apoxia: Pretty funny. In reality most of the opiate deaths are occurring in baby boomers.
Image 247424   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
403
 
 Ironass: Wire you doing this?
 petepuma: "The problem is this black cable here."
 addend: "So now I get phone calls on the TV."
 raditzu: Cable Master, Level PC
 Peter Pantsless: "Fuck it. No electricity for anybody."
Image 247423   05-14-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
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