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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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 Horbo Dampongo: Change my order to the soup
 Dorbo Albopert: oh bromide beat me to it! what i fool i seem!
 Fring Pluble: Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
 Biwn Cremopert: @waffle iron dude, nice
 Hert Drumongo: #247433
 Jurm Grongo: Baron Samedi in: Puttin' on the Ritz.
 Frort Grumple: Hello, my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello my ragtime gaaaal!
Image 247432   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Vort Plemuble
 Lold Flungo: I couldn't use these at my workplace, but I did get away with printing up a bunch of "Using while stupid may cause serious injury"
 Mump Albungo: fuckwits don't know that they're fuckwits
 Crerm Flumoble: on the shop floor of Fuckwit & Sons MFG
 Bople Cremupert: Don't fuckwit it.
 Frurt Flongus: (Pulls smaller lever.)
 Jang Alboble: Good thing I'm only a dipshit
Image 247431   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingo Ploble
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 247430   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Derb Grongus
 Thango Horpupert: Hasn't he always been gay?
 Bung Albongo: That's a blatant ripoff of Beethoven 6
 Creng Grunungo: Horrible entertainment concept's IN THE HOWWWWWWSE!
 Cruld Grongo: He's at a Sony Pictures executive meeting.
 Jild Brungo: Why, was he sad last time?
 Huld Plungus: air butt
Image 247429   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Thing Grunongo
 Damp Morpumbies: My mum says if anyone fights over her will, it all goes to the cats' shelter (and she hates cats).
 Cruld Dampombies: Ill just steal the things I want from you while youre alive and pay my respect at the gravesite, thanks.
 Duld Groble: @azazel not for your stuff. Just really wanna taze ur friends.
 Mople Bromple: Def gonna be there
 Frirt Plemungo: Turns out "All my stuff" is 78 tasers
 Flomp Flumbies: I would be SO into this! I already have this idea of taping the button shut and tie a rope around the stun gun, then use it as a Kusarigama creating a hurricane of stuns all around me. Crap. NOBODY STEAL MY IDEA
 Thown Albupert: i love the idea!
 Juwn Horpupert: I'd rather get stunned than inherit your debts from a lifetime of frivolty.
Image 247428   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Trarm Horpungo
 Lolm Flumupert: @Yurishiro I dont even deserve that hero...
 Verb Flumoble: Handbag man, the hero we deserve.
Image 247427   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Mimpo Flumongo
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 247426   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Flalm Dampuble
 Rolm Groble: She looks like the heroine from the Vertigo comic Terminal City
 Pempo Cremongo: She appears charming
 Flongo Gromple: *in the arms of an angel plays*
 Vuple Dampupert: Username/upload incongruity.
Image 247425   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Jarm Albopert
 Trurbo Flumumple: So that's the technical name for "tears of whiny old people".
 Jengo Drumongo: Is that what they put in Tide Pods?
 Rarbo Grunombies: Oh, i love things that are more powerful than heroin!
 Rorbo Grunungo: Pretty funny. In reality most of the opiate deaths are occurring in baby boomers.
Image 247424   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Lold Brumbies
 Gimpo Plemumbies: Wire you doing this?
 Lople Horpongo: "The problem is this black cable here."
 Bump Dampungo: "So now I get phone calls on the TV."
 Crurbo Flombies: Cable Master, Level PC
 Dungo Flomple: "Fuck it. No electricity for anybody."
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