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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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1. VeeKay
2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
4. a robot
5. Teechur
6. tib gubb
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268578 Shay: Knife party!

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 3775 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
157
 
 Donut: So that's the technical name for "tears of whiny old people".
 DrinkMixMan: Is that what they put in Tide Pods?
 Emoji: Oh, i love things that are more powerful than heroin!
 apoxia: Pretty funny. In reality most of the opiate deaths are occurring in baby boomers.
Image 247424   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
403
 
 Ironass: Wire you doing this?
 petepuma: "The problem is this black cable here."
 addend: "So now I get phone calls on the TV."
 raditzu: Cable Master, Level PC
 Peter Pantsless: "Fuck it. No electricity for anybody."
Image 247423   05-14-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
544
 
 ppr4: The two feces of a good pun.
 Not A Bot: Oh no! The aliens have come to fix our roads!
Image 247422   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
557
 
 Donut: OH GOD MY IMMERSION IS RUINED!
 waffles: It's marios all the way down
Image 247421   05-14-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
832
 
 VeeKay: Dreaming about creating a smart egg tray that notifies you phone when you are running low of eggs or the eggs you have are going bad.
Image 247420   05-14-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
529
 
 glenalec: @TurkeyVulture - What's it like being a talking dog in a human world? / Ruff!
 TurkeyVulture: So, how long have you been a talking dog.
 FireBreathingMarmot: New study finally reveals who's a good dog. Details at 11.
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about a fluff story
Image 247419   05-14-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Image 247418 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wolfskin. Boo, wolfskin.
Score:
199
 
 addend: It's black bars all the way down.
 luxbu: Inyo Butte
 jochenau: a butt-thorn tree
 glenalec: Ent-wife?
Image 247417   05-14-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
618
 
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Image 247416   05-14-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
160
 
 VeeKay: Guys, if we're going to meet with the ultimate Axis of Evil we need to raise our moral before we meet the senile dotard.
 VeeKay: Guys, if we're going to meet with the ultimate Axis of Evil we need to raise our moral before we meet the senile dotard.
 Robespierre: Forced jocularity of North Korea
 Side Boob: @jochenau That's camouflage netting
 Side Boob: Forced Laughter of North Korea
 Kaviri: Girls, we run this motha, yeah. Who run the world? Girls. Some of them men think they freak this like we do, but no they don't.
 addend: "I don't get it." / *bang* :(
 flushpuppy: *roll credits*
 jochenau: Are the walls lined with snakeskin or something?
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 247415   05-14-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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