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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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Score:
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 Flart Flumoble: @Peter Pantsless I did it without lifting my pencil at all - why aren't I purple? Copy, paste into PaintShop Pro, promote background, Smart select, colour select: purple, flood fill. Presto: pencil not lifted, Mascot detected! Where's me purple ranking?
 Murt Morpombies: Oh em gee.
 Rarb Flombies: Rad for ignatz
 Giple Bromple: (spoiler) solution for the impatient: imgur.com/a/…
 Geft Albongo: Do this without lifting your pencil and you get to be purple forever
 Hiwn Dampopert: You KNOW I'm printing this shit out tomorrow.
 Lople Pluble: My MSpaint sucks.
 Pango Dampupert: holy shit
Image 247379   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Gimp Rempongus
Score:
453
 
 Mamp Drumumbies: Richard, Noooooo!
 Mongo Horpuble: Heh, "moving parts".
 Rawn Albungus: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
 Beft Albopert: Don't be a dick to your dick.
 Gewn Plemungo: I was fired for putting my dick in the pickle-slicer at work. / What did they do with the pickle-slicer? / They fired her too.
 Thift Grunongus: Instructions perfectly clear: shoved that asshole Randy into the machinery
Image 247378   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Muft Cremungo
Score:
267
 
 Ralm Morpuble: Attempting to bring Kafka up to date wasn't a very good idea.
 Rarbo Brumple: @Skinr That sure is... early TSR.
 Gown Flungus: Alpha. Metamorphosis Alpha, one of TSR's early sci-fi RPGs.
Image 247377   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Crurb Drumoble
Score:
458
 
 Juple Ploble: Properly wary
 Gulm Cremungus: More like mlemega 3
Image 247376   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Rampo Bruble
Score:
278
 
 Horm Dampumbies: @jochenau Dying...
 Trewn Plemumbies: Hell cant be any worse than this planet, when you think about it.
 Thold Albopert: That particular photo doesn't really need any help to look goofy.
 Vorbo Brongo: I usually hit the BAD button to get that done.
Image 247375   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Hingo Cremuble
Score:
587
 
 Flerb Grunongus: Two can play at that game.
 Dirm Grungus: surprise motherfucker
 Larm Morpupert: "You open it, and it still ain't open." - -Mitch Hedberg
 Peld Flupert: HA-HA(in nelson's voice)
 Pert Flumoble: Keeps it extra fresh.
 Gungo Drumumple: Turtle Soup
 Therb Grungo: mmmmmmmmm.... canned cans
 Vorb Rempongus: Double protection.
 Vurm Morpombies: @DrNinjaman i think that could sell somewhere to someone
 Burb Grunuble: take my pen knife, my good man
 Voft Rempuble: It's pull-tabs all the way down.
 Vaft Drumongus: yo dog, *inception noise*, etc.
Image 247374   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Geng Flumombies
Score:
734
 
 Jong Dampopert: Hey, hooman! Get a move on! How long does it take to open a can of cat food? #247374
Image 247373   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Gurm Broble
Score:
359
 
 Golm Morpumbies: @barfolomew These cans are for use as pesticide, looks like, but apparently methyl bromide was also used to kill absolutely everything in a field to prevent other plants from contaminating crops grown for seeds, as well as in some fire extinguishers. Also it destroys the ozone layer.
 Haple Grunuble: Okay, I looked it up. Meth-O-Gas is the trade name for Methyl Bromide gas, which is of course hazardous as shit to everything everywhere.
 Jungo Morpumbies: @barfolomew The great taste of meth, in gas form!
 Daft Plemuble: Great Lakes Chemical Corporation makes the best Meth-o-gas!
 Marbo Grunombies: Damn gurl, you farted.
Image 247372   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Trimpo Horpungo
Score:
554
 
 Cramp Horpomple: It's Max from The Grinch!
 Rold Flumungus: Has it already been three days since this image was last posted? How time flies.
 Buld Dampumple: Selling deer, sometimes he barks but its because he is bilingual. $9
 Vild Flumumple: "Moo."
Image 247371   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Gump Brungus
Score:
645
 
 Themp Plemombies: the color scheme is nowhere near obnoxious enough for this to be a Dunkin Donuts
 Tring Cremungus: That almost looks like a Heavenly Donuts logo on the coffee cup. HD is in Massachusetts.
 Frerm Morpuble: For the sake of the photo I hope that's a Dunkin Donuts and not a Tim Hortons.
Image 247370   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Dampo Plemumple
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