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273324  Amy Housewine: At long last, he made an honest horse of her.

273057  tib gubb: MOO to you too, pal!

273104  tib gubb: it's the decision that prevents the formation of time travel

273321  Annoying Vegan : Every dog should be entitled to a home this loving.


273325  Annoying Vegan : I love the little paintbrush end of your tail!

273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

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 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless I did it without lifting my pencil at all - why aren't I purple? Copy, paste into PaintShop Pro, promote background, Smart select, colour select: purple, flood fill. Presto: pencil not lifted, Mascot detected! Where's me purple ranking?
 Tiny Butt: Oh em gee.
 KingTrebek: Rad for ignatz
 jochenau: (spoiler) solution for the impatient:…
 Peter Pantsless: Do this without lifting your pencil and you get to be purple forever
 Knice: You KNOW I'm printing this shit out tomorrow.
 Shay: My MSpaint sucks.
 dobbiesdoogs: holy shit
Image 247379   05-13-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
 BavidDowie: Richard, Noooooo!
 addend: Heh, "moving parts".
 Shay: Don't be a dick to your dick.
 glenalec: I was fired for putting my dick in the pickle-slicer at work. / What did they do with the pickle-slicer? / They fired her too.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions perfectly clear: shoved that asshole Randy into the machinery
Image 247378   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
 Robespierre: Attempting to bring Kafka up to date wasn't a very good idea.
 barfolomew: @Skinr That sure is... early TSR.
 Skinr: Alpha. Metamorphosis Alpha, one of TSR's early sci-fi RPGs.
Image 247377   05-13-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Robespierre: Properly wary
 Mr. Whiskers: More like mlemega 3
Image 247376   05-13-18   Uploaded by    azazel
 jeffrey: @jochenau Dying...
 Demon Universe: Hell cant be any worse than this planet, when you think about it.
 jochenau: That particular photo doesn't really need any help to look goofy.
 Shay: I usually hit the BAD button to get that done.
Image 247375   05-13-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Ironass: Two can play at that game.
 Greifer: surprise motherfucker
 Mr. Shine: "You open it, and it still ain't open." - -Mitch Hedberg
 fisto: HA-HA(in nelson's voice)
 Warrax: Keeps it extra fresh.
 Scoo: Turtle Soup
 duckfarts: mmmmmmmmm.... canned cans
 glenalec: Double protection.
 azazel: @DrNinjaman i think that could sell somewhere to someone
 dobbiesdoogs: take my pen knife, my good man
 DrNinjaman: It's pull-tabs all the way down.
 barfolomew: yo dog, *inception noise*, etc.
Image 247374   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Teechur: Hey, hooman! Get a move on! How long does it take to open a can of cat food? #247374
Image 247373   05-13-18   Uploaded by    9mm
 jochenau: @barfolomew These cans are for use as pesticide, looks like, but apparently methyl bromide was also used to kill absolutely everything in a field to prevent other plants from contaminating crops grown for seeds, as well as in some fire extinguishers. Also it destroys the ozone layer.
 barfolomew: Okay, I looked it up. Meth-O-Gas is the trade name for Methyl Bromide gas, which is of course hazardous as shit to everything everywhere.
 Nope: @barfolomew The great taste of meth, in gas form!
 barfolomew: Great Lakes Chemical Corporation makes the best Meth-o-gas!
 Shay: Damn gurl, you farted.
Image 247372   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 Ironass: It's Max from The Grinch!
 Side Boob: Has it already been three days since this image was last posted? How time flies.
 Skinr: Selling deer, sometimes he barks but its because he is bilingual. $9
 Mr. Shine: "Moo."
Image 247371   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 E. HONDA: the color scheme is nowhere near obnoxious enough for this to be a Dunkin Donuts
 illBilliam: That almost looks like a Heavenly Donuts logo on the coffee cup. HD is in Massachusetts.
 Derp Herpigan: For the sake of the photo I hope that's a Dunkin Donuts and not a Tim Hortons.
Image 247370   05-13-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
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