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273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

273309  ignatz: Redundant ampersand

273324  Peter Pantsless: Is your wife a horse?

273311  ignatz: I'm looking for a book about... "Interrupting librarians?"... My god, how did you know?

273312  VoR: That ain't his kink

273321  Amy Housewine: The most feared pirate on the Spanish Maintelpiece.

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272979 WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 Robespierre: Which one's which? I get Yin and Yang mixed up
Image 247368   05-13-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
473
 
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless All dogs go to heaven. That one should cause a stir when he arrives.
 Not A Bot: Making rabbit puns is wrong and should be caecotroph-limits.
 Shay: Shit, added an extra A by accident. Should say "Stan".
 ThoughtlessGentleman: heeeeeeeyyyyyaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhh it's me, satan!!!!
 lecj07: Wow. Short lifespan.
 Peter Pantsless: Good enough for Hell
Image 247367   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
636
 
 electrode: I just want to be clad in shimmering samite
 Side Boob: @lecj07 I want supreme executive power or some sort of He-Man transformation. Either works with my plan for the general annoyance of humanity!
 lecj07: @Side Boob As long as you don't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart lobs a scimitar at you.
 Side Boob: @lecj07 If she's not distributing swords, I'm not interested!
 lecj07: @Side Boob Just some strange woman laying in a pond
 Winterneuro: Mmuuuurrrrddddeeerrrr
 Skinr: She's here to help M. Night Shyamalan save the world.
 Robespierre: Surface tension's the shit
 Side Boob: No sword? Let's find another lake.
Image 247366   05-13-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
697
 
 glenalec: Must have beaten him in COD.
Image 247365   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1190
 
 RimLickinGood: First prize!
 Skinr: Women Laughing While Eating Kittens
 Mr. Shine: Before I forget: Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers.
 a robot: That kitty has perfect :3 face
Image 247364   05-13-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
763
 
 Warrax: Butt why?
 Dreforian: Listen!
 Shay: butt-O-horn
 BavidDowie: Mr. Butts
 Mr. Shine: I like lookohorn.
 Derp Herpigan: Look! O Horn!
Image 247363   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
336
 
 RiderFan: Clickbait on tumblr?
 Shay: I said SEND HELP!!!
Image 247362   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
498
 
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless Not a problem: #247367
 Warrax: @Whatever I fear there's like one or two people tops that are actually getting to heaven, and the rest of us are going to be stuck all together in hell. So, like now basically.
 Whatever: I know I have reservations to go there - thank goodness, since I dont want to spend eternity with all the holier than thou hypocrites who are convinced they are going to heaven
 Not A Bot: carol kane's aging well
 Not A Bot: Eating's changed since I was a kid.
 Robespierre: Last I heard
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but I still owe Satan ten bucks so it's gonna be awkward
Image 247361   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
521
 
 Whatever: Principal Ichabod Crane had a good gourd on his shoulders
 fidelcastro: Jacket o lantern
Image 247360   05-13-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
563
 
 BavidDowie: @Supermansbrother Yes!
 Dreforian: @Peter Pantsless That's easy, just say his name three times and he'll appear. The hard part is getting him to leave.
 E. HONDA: we still don't know where in the world this is
 Supermansbrother: @BavidDowie Rockapella.
 BavidDowie: What was that a capella group that sang the theme song?
 Peter Pantsless: Found her! Now to hunt down that dork in the striped shirt...
Image 247359   05-13-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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