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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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Score:
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 Varbo Morpopert: Which one's which? I get Yin and Yang mixed up
Image 247368   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Rurbo Rempongus
Score:
473
 
 Gingo Cremungus: @Peter Pantsless All dogs go to heaven. That one should cause a stir when he arrives.
 Buft Plungo: Making rabbit puns is wrong and should be caecotroph-limits.
 Rerm Cremungus: Shit, added an extra A by accident. Should say "Stan".
 Trang Horpungo: heeeeeeeyyyyyaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhh it's me, satan!!!!
 Trold Plongo: Wow. Short lifespan.
 Bald Rempombies: Good enough for Hell
Image 247367   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Flerb Albopert
Score:
636
 
 Crirt Grongus: I just want to be clad in shimmering samite
 Pild Plemoble: @lecj07 I want supreme executive power or some sort of He-Man transformation. Either works with my plan for the general annoyance of humanity!
 Gemp Horpongus: @Side Boob As long as you don't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart lobs a scimitar at you.
 Damp Brumbies: @lecj07 If she's not distributing swords, I'm not interested!
 Trungo Plemungus: @Side Boob Just some strange woman laying in a pond
 Heple Plemoble: Mmuuuurrrrddddeeerrrr
 Thoft Morpoble: She's here to help M. Night Shyamalan save the world.
 Rort Flumongus: Surface tension's the shit
 Flirb Plemongo: No sword? Let's find another lake.
Image 247366   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Polm Bromple
Score:
697
 
 Flert Ploble: Must have beaten him in COD.
Image 247365   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Jerbo Flungo
Score:
1190
 
 Mirm Cremumbies: First prize!
 Domp Horpopert: Women Laughing While Eating Kittens
 Parbo Grumple: Before I forget: Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers.
 Gang Morpopert: That kitty has perfect :3 face
Image 247364   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Trewn Grunungus
Score:
763
 
 Ling Plemumbies: Butt why?
 Pimpo Albungus: Listen!
 Thorm Horpungus: butt-O-horn
 Tharbo Dampongus: Mr. Butts
 Paple Albuble: I like lookohorn.
 Bild Plupert: Look! O Horn!
Image 247363   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Morbo Plemongo
Score:
336
 
 Lemp Flumongus: Clickbait on tumblr?
 Duwn Rempumple: I said SEND HELP!!!
Image 247362   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Crild Morpungo
Score:
498
 
 Trarb Grongus: @Peter Pantsless Not a problem: #247367
 Treld Flungo: @Whatever I fear there's like one or two people tops that are actually getting to heaven, and the rest of us are going to be stuck all together in hell. So, like now basically.
 Thiple Grunungo: I know I have reservations to go there - thank goodness, since I dont want to spend eternity with all the holier than thou hypocrites who are convinced they are going to heaven
 Vift Dampungo: carol kane's aging well
 Mirb Drumungus: Eating's changed since I was a kid.
 Trurm Morpumple: Last I heard
 Jurbo Albopert: Yeah, but I still owe Satan ten bucks so it's gonna be awkward
Image 247361   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Lort Morpupert
Score:
521
 
 Rirt Dampongus: Principal Ichabod Crane had a good gourd on his shoulders
 Julm Gromple: Jacket o lantern
Image 247360   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Rempo Morpongo
Score:
563
 
 Creft Rempoble: @Supermansbrother Yes!
 Bungo Plopert: @Peter Pantsless That's easy, just say his name three times and he'll appear. The hard part is getting him to leave.
 Frilm Horpoble: we still don't know where in the world this is
 Bing Bropert: @BavidDowie Rockapella.
 Lift Plungo: What was that a capella group that sang the theme song?
 Gople Horpungus: Found her! Now to hunt down that dork in the striped shirt...
Image 247359   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Fliple Grunungus
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