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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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 Trerbo Flungo: None more cephalopod.
 Jeld Grombies: Perfect for clinging to the floor of dank subterranean passages leading through a sleeping necropolis of non-euclidean geometries.
 Gamp Rempongo: cshoelhu
 Frorm Flumungus: @Christina I thought that was the whole point
 Gumpo Flumupert: Must be not comfortable.
 Thiwn Rempupert: cthulhu foot-hagn
 Trown Brongo: Korrok's answer to Crocs: Korrocs
 Gorb Drumopert: Instant repost..
Image 247348   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Lort Dampopert
 Pirb Rempungo: Don t touch the turquoise person s face right after conjuring poo
 Freld Brombies: I'm not sad atm. Just angry bcause i don't understand from my viewpoint
 Goft Floble: and that's really the best you can hope for
Image 247347   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Mulm Drumomple
 Thewn Drumupert: Return of the Mummys Kitten
Image 247346   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Gump Gropert
 Crampo Rempungus: Sorgy corgie
 Reple Flongus: After the spin cycle...
Image 247345   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Tramp Cremongo
 Crumpo Drumumple: @jochenau I wish they would eat *all* the bugs. They leave plenty to try and eat me...
 Tharb Flupert: @Jabberwikket Echolocation Comes Alive!
 Vaft Horpupert: About to drop the hottest album that you can barely hear
 Jald Plupert: Aw, I like these guys. They eat all the bugs.
 Fliwn Albombies: How about Leaf
 Jurbo Albumple: If these are shots from the next Batman film, then... no.
 Crold Flumungus: How about no.
 Jong Dampungus: How about no.
Image 247344   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Vilm Cremungus
 Velm Grunuble: And if you have a match you can go burnin down the house
 Frilm Brupert: There are four lights!
 Pirt Plemumple: Especially those full-spectrum jobs
Image 247343   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Jeft Grunongus
 Ruft Plombies: Okay, but it might not end well.
 Frurm Albumple: This isn't sad Keanu. Reserved Keanu?
 Barb Plemuble: four score and seven blocks ago...
 Long Plomple: Looking reserved.
Image 247342   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Vulm Horpongo
 Gurt Dampongo: *spritz* sometimes i get a hot ear
 Dong Flumongo: @glenalec Good news! You have cats
 Jart Drumumple: FLIR-dy cat
 Poft Grongus: Look upon the face of your master.
 Left Plemombies: Predator
 Fromp Horpomple: My cat-scan is finally in!
Image 247341   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Vomp Grombies
 Jalm Drumomple: "Someone who knows how to hold a shovel properly."
 Trewn Rempumbies: Probably the hard work of his grandfather who banked for Nazis like Prescott Bush
 Puwn Flupert: ecclesiastes 1:9
 Holm Morpongo: @Yurishiro more like, mine, yours and a lot of other people
 Jiwn Flumupert: Yours. *boop*
Image 247340   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Jamp Plumbies
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 Crirm Flupert: sorry, do you somehow think Obama didn't vote for himself?
 Flimp Pluble: no, i said i wanted to do a fat bong rip, not a fattening one
 Vengo Plungus: clean it with MILK!!!!!!
Image 247339   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Trift Albungo
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