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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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 Thomp Horpomple: "Someone who knows how to hold a shovel properly."
 Hiwn Cremombies: Probably the hard work of his grandfather who banked for Nazis like Prescott Bush
 Bompo Rempopert: ecclesiastes 1:9
 Himp Rempupert: @Yurishiro more like, mine, yours and a lot of other people
 Vompo Gruble: Yours. *boop*
Image 247340   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Crompo Plemungus
 Pomp Plemumple: have you ever smoked weed... on weed??
 Thuft Grunombies: sorry, do you somehow think Obama didn't vote for himself?
 Part Cremongo: no, i said i wanted to do a fat bong rip, not a fattening one
 Treple Morpupert: clean it with MILK!!!!!!
Image 247339   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Therm Grunopert
 Crong Ploble: @raditzu Yeah, catnip hangovers are the worst!
 Vimp Horpopert: Get sober!
 Thild Albongus: Dear Diary. My bowl has been empty for 10 minutes. I guess I'll just die.
 Trolm Drumupert: George W. Bush's cat, before Trump.
 Theld Morpoble: This cat seems sick and it makes me sad :(
 Lorbo Morpomple: I'm not ready to face the light; I had too much to dream ... last night
 Larbo Albopert: Looking at the picture above.
Image 247338   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Dirt Flumumple
 Hump Bromple: Da mutha fuckin sorcery z0ne
 Fraft Broble: Doot Magic
 Rurbo Cremungo: Watch me pull Satan outta my hat! Nothin' up my sleeve...
 Trilm Morpuble: Meanwhile, at the top Republican think tank...
 Beng Plemuble: i have conjured a mess most foul!!!!...... now what?!
 Duld Flumopert: Senor Esquelito's new art project.
Image 247337   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Paft Plupert
 Treng Rempoble: I'M SorrY I WATCHEd AN EPiSodE WiTHout U AlTHOUGh I ProMiSEd I'd WAiT
 Vurm Rempoble: Abstinence is the answer ... to everything.
Image 247336   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Crawn Morpungus
 Craple Grunungus: Yep, "Stone Cold".
 Crirbo Cremombies: Don't like the sustenance rations our robot overlords grant us? Simply starve to death. Problem solved!
 Rirm Flongus: Can you smelll what the truck is cookin!!
 Heft Rempoble: don't like people complaining about how you drive your truck? stop driving them. problem solved!
 Humpo Rempomple: No wonder diesel fuel smells so bad if everyone's buying shit
 Rawn Ploble: Im trying to quit buying sh*t but there are still trucks on the road
 Lango Cremopert: Fighting consumerism in a very unique way.
Image 247335   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Thuld Flumupert
 Part Horpomple: do you like what you see?
 Dold Rempuble: The all-kanagroo version of Fatal Attraction is just as hot
 Lold Flongus: How rood
 Crarm Plemongus: Draw me like one of your french kangaroises
 Luft Morpopert: aye.... girl. my eyes are up here.
 Ruple Flumuble: Burt Reynolds still looking good
 Crerb Dampumbies: Roospreading is a thing now?
 Lople Grunongus: If he starts stroking his kangaroo junk Im outta here...
Image 247334   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Trurbo Rempomple
 Frort Grongus: skateloaf is cool
 Jing Albuble: Roll or skate?
 Gongo Brumbies: French tank approaching the Maginot Line, 1939, colourized.
 Crompo Flupert: I love to get baked and skateboard
Image 247333   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Froft Dampoble
 Mold Rempumple: it's it's you not me
 Guwn Horpoble: Well, who the heck is it?!
 Fluft Drumombies: It s not it s me you
 Lolm Drumongus: Catchy slogan
 Jorb Floble: it is not. it is me you. doom.
Image 247332   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Maft Drumungo
 Lurb Dampomple: Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.
 Crarbo Rempumbies: The perfect present for your favorite arsonist
 Pengo Drumongo: O Tannenburn
Image 247331   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Hawn Horpumbies
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