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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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 VoR: @Butcherboy lol
 Butcherboy: Bring me Tasha yar
 sparename: As much use as a fart in a mudbath
 Knice: [BLORP]
Image 247320   05-13-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
536
 
 Greifer: No It's Not
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nondescript Industrial Nonesuch
 a robot: *Nickel
 Korrok: You Get Me Closer to Chad
 Knice: My Hole Is Open
Image 247319   05-13-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
714
 
 Mr Bleak: This is what happens when you feed a cat after midnight.
 FabricMan: Gregor!
 Whatever: Whos the cute little nightmarish horror in the House? Is it you? Oh, yes it is, yes it is!
 Prostata: Franz? My god, man... what happened?!
 VoR: Keeps my house dung free
 Amy Housewine: The ideal pet will also function as a bottle opener.
 Side Boob: Turn left
 Knice: Cute lil scuttlepup
Image 247318   05-13-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
469
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Van Allen belts proves it. LOOK IT UP!!!
 cenecia: Stay woke, kids.
 dobbiesdoogs: well that fucking backfired, who doesn't want to go back in time and see some goddamned dinosaurs?
 Zaxxoff: you cant trust your senses, you cant trust your memory, and you cant trust your decision making abilities from one moment to the next.
 Whatever: Trouble is CIA is an oxymoron
 Joseph: Would be a nummer if you travelled back in time and were wrong though.
 Air Biscuit: Dinosaur weed is just tarragon i think.
 Peter Pantsless: But they hired Jean-Claude Van Damme just in case
Image 247317   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
496
 
 SuedeOxford: World's fastest shed
 dobbiesdoogs: there was an old lady who lived in a shoe, but it wasn't just that it was an RV too
 iCEy: I told you, I don t live in my car, I drive my apartment
 VoR: I drove that baby all day and i didn't pull once.
Image 247316   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
387
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Oh Hi, Mark. Existence? You worry too much! Let's play football.
 Whatever: If there is no God, then why in heavens name do they keep on making those horrible God is not dead movies?
 Mr. Butt: #185403
 kensin: Now I m even more scared and depressed. Great job, assholes
 BavidDowie: You sound confident
Image 247315   05-13-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
406
 
 trelyate: she stopped worrying and is enjoying her life
 Whatever: Trumps latest cabinet pick is looking good
 Robespierre: Getting Kirinified on Mother's Day - everyone needs goals.
 Amy Housewine: If there's one visual signifier that makes me think 'drunk' immediately, it's 'unbuttoned sleeves'. Maybe.
 Jabberwikket: @Zaxxoff , If she was doing cabaret kick dancing at the time, would it be Can-Can-Can-Cannabalism ? ... I'll see myself out
 Shay: Is this the notorious beer fairy I keep hearing about?
 Zaxxoff: why would a beer drink smaller beers? that's like her cracking open smaller heads and drinking those.
Image 247314   05-13-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
289
 
 Stumpwiz: Joni Ernst used bread bags.
 Social Vegan: Transformer feet
 BavidDowie: Nice chocs
Image 247313   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
772
 
 Side Boob: My cat Beany used to do this as soon as I would lie down. It was annoying at the time, but I miss it now that hes gone.
 Air Biscuit: Cat, are you aware that you appear to have two backwards human legs?
Image 247312   05-13-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
621
 
 jazzjunkie: Stop painting a clown face on our statue!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Who is David in this metaphor? FDA? The Individual "consumer"? An obese sculptor? Art school is hard, you guys...
 Whatever: This is all that is left after disposing of the creature in the meat grinder. So, does your meatloaf taste funny?
 Robespierre: Saviour of the Modern World, yes, but I rather like the image of Mary holding a Jim Morrison towel in the background a bit better.
 Greifer: Looks like guybrush threepwood holding the head of the navigator...
 Winterneuro: Release the Kracken!
Image 247311   05-13-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
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