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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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11. 1979: 1494 points
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 Rungo Flopert: Serial killer: A processor that executes one obstruction at a time. The opposite is a parallel killer (formerly called a "mass murderer"). --Dave Krieger
 Gong Rempupert: @KnowLifer @glenalec In either case, someone's gonna die-ode.
 Vaft Grunoble: Trying to remember the formula for murder drop across parallels...
 Buft Brongo: What about SCSI killers?
 Goft Morpopert: @glenalec also, the "parallel" circuit is short
 Trompo Pluble: Technically, the second one is pairs of serial killers in parallel.
Image 247167   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Trelm Flumple
Score:
408
 
 Barbo Drumuble: Santa Six-pack.
 Flimp Drumungo: A Santaur, natch
Image 247166   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Mift Plemongus
Score:
587
 
 Theple Grungo: This would be an ash
 Borbo Cremuble: remember the... oh, I get it hahahahahahahahaha!!!
 Mift Drumomple: @Psymon they wanted you to know they remembered it
 Vorm Fluble: @Side Boob At first I saw "Alamo" and wondered why aliens came to warn us about a battle 180 years ago
 Luft Alboble: Proof that aliens visit earth
Image 247165   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Crelm Drumumple
Score:
542
 
 Bulm Rempuble: Follow the road... to our igloos.
 Japle Grunongo: He looks a lot like his father. Like, a whole lot.
Image 247164   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Tromp Flumbies
Score:
313
 
 Bampo Albongus: I thought the wordsy switcheroos were just, you know, for laffs.
 Thewn Rempumbies: TIL allll tilt shift mother fuckers! All tilt shift god damn!
 Criple Horpupert: ey it's minneapolis
 Buwn Grunumbies: Ah my model is finally done, MITTENS NO!!!!!!!
Image 247163   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Velm Fluble
Score:
264
 
 Lift Cremoble: "Xentrex, it works!"
 Bort Drumupert: A staple for the work environment
 Riple Flopert: Nailed it
 Crompo Gromple: I'm just, uhh, gonna take your word for it.
 Lurm Grunungo: "IT WORKS"
 Floft Dampuble: Birds just wanna have fun.
Image 247162   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Hiple Flomple
Score:
272
 
 Rong Cremumbies: A Radana.
Image 247161   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Gorbo Albungo
Score:
413
 
 Daft Plomple: Useful!
Image 247160   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Hewn Flumombies
Score:
369
 
 Dump Albupert: Looks like amputee day on Aggro.
 Girt Plemumbies: He's getting the Cybermen upgrade.
Image 247159   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Viwn Dampumple
Score:
567
 
 Jirm Grombies: The manual aspiring experts memorize
 Flungo Flumongus: No reasons to live if you are a giant Lego figure without life.
 Ming Horpungus: ...write a new story
Image 247158   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Geng Grunopert
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