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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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 Hokie333: Serial killer: A processor that executes one obstruction at a time. The opposite is a parallel killer (formerly called a "mass murderer"). --Dave Krieger
 Teechur: @KnowLifer @glenalec In either case, someone's gonna die-ode.
 Air Biscuit: Trying to remember the formula for murder drop across parallels...
 Whatever: What about SCSI killers?
 KnowLifer: @glenalec also, the "parallel" circuit is short
 glenalec: Technically, the second one is pairs of serial killers in parallel.
Image 247167   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
408
 
 Stumpwiz: Santa Six-pack.
 Peter Pantsless: A Santaur, natch
Image 247166   05-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
587
 
 Dick Inspector: This would be an ash
 Bluetocracy: remember the... oh, I get it hahahahahahahahaha!!!
 charlemagne: @Psymon they wanted you to know they remembered it
 Psymon: @Side Boob At first I saw "Alamo" and wondered why aliens came to warn us about a battle 180 years ago
 Side Boob: Proof that aliens visit earth
Image 247165   05-12-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
542
 
 Not A Bot: Follow the road... to our igloos.
 Warrax: He looks a lot like his father. Like, a whole lot.
Image 247164   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
313
 
 Not A Bot: I thought the wordsy switcheroos were just, you know, for laffs.
 Yam: TIL allll tilt shift mother fuckers! All tilt shift god damn!
 Minnesotan: ey it's minneapolis
 Nope: Ah my model is finally done, MITTENS NO!!!!!!!
Image 247163   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
264
 
 Jabberwikket: "Xentrex, it works!"
 Taters: A staple for the work environment
 Whatever: Nailed it
 Mr. Shine: I'm just, uhh, gonna take your word for it.
 Amy Housewine: "IT WORKS"
 Mr. Butt: Birds just wanna have fun.
Image 247162   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
272
 
 Christina: A Radana.
Image 247161   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
413
 
 Dr Awkward: Useful!
Image 247160   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
369
 
 Stumpwiz: Looks like amputee day on Aggro.
 wolfskin: He's getting the Cybermen upgrade.
Image 247159   05-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
567
 
 Whatever: The manual aspiring experts memorize
 Christina: No reasons to live if you are a giant Lego figure without life.
 Call Of Pooty: ...write a new story
Image 247158   05-12-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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