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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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 7. Scoo: 1552 points
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11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
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15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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 Mr. Shine: Ayyyyy!!
 VoR: Rejected mascot #12
 Butcherboy: Some day well find it, the rainbow connection
Image 247145   05-12-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
317
 
 Christina: @fanny It's for being shit that you can say that something is kitsch.
 Not A Bot: You see a LEVEL 99 HELLHOUND. "Run!" the party's cleric screams "We cannot hope to defeat the beast!"
 Warrax: That's kind of a small pillow. Must have been really uncomfortable.
 Joseph: "this is where the magic happens" *opens door to toilet*
 Dr Awkward: When friends come over for the first time, if I show them around the house, I think it's funny to say in the bedroom "This is where the magic happens"
 Joseph: Would be great to bring to some of my wife's friends dinner parties and then leave it in their bedroom.
 jochenau: Chances are pretty good that I could have arrived at that conclusion without the aid of this pillow.
 Telkwa: This AirBnB looks fun.
 Troll: Spot marks the xxx
 fanny: why do people think shit like this is funny/cute/kitsch?
Image 247144   05-12-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
516
 
 Warrax: We had sex here.
 DrinkMixMan: Chairy pie
 lebron: Let them seat cake..
Image 247143   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
470
 
 Joseph: In my language they are called Dear Lord Critters.
 jochenau: Ladybugs are RAD.
 a robot: Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady(bug)
Image 247142   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
132
 
 Jabberwikket: When you see it... you have intense eye strain & wonder "why did I bother?"
 Austin: Wait, I don't go to the gym, I'm just naturally like this.
 sparename: Ready for gerbils
 fanny: i wonder if when bros are working out there together they are like "bro, it's hammer time"
Image 247141   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
415
 
 Whatever: Simpson Gothic
 Christina: Ugly in the morning.
 Warrax: @a robot Just asking god WHY?, as you do.
 Dr Awkward: You look weird. Are you sick?
 jochenau: @a robot The even more horrifying carving of the cast of Family Guy hanging from the rafters.
 marxist: WE'RE THE SEERMPSERNES
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i jist whittles what i sees.
 a robot: What.....what are they all looking at?
Image 247140   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
546
 
 sir toke a lot: Who left the freezer open
 raditzu: Those aren't even my final forms!
Image 247139   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
500
 
 glenalec: Iron gut
 Whatever: On the bright side Tony Stark kicked his drinking problem, on the bad side he discovered Deadpools Chimichanga and Yoo-hoo stash...
 VeeKay: Homer, just take it off!
 Dr Awkward: It would make more sense if it were Captain America.
 Telkwa: Rub Iron Buddha's belly for +3 powerup.
 Otterman: Ronald McDonald looking boss
Image 247138   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
763
 
 kazzy94: Charlie told him not to park outside Paddys pub anymore
 Not A Bot: when my enemies lie at my feet, broken and screaming. also, when petting kittens
 Uncle Phil: I feel like parking on somebody's privates deserves more than a passive aggressive note.
 Borp Mento: I read it all in Mr. Washee Washee's voice.
 Knice: This is the first one of these Ive liked!
 Otterman: YOU BAD, SHOULD FEEL BAD!
 Peter Pantsless: PARK ON MY PRIVATES
Image 247137   05-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
293
 
 werterland: I think this is the first ND license plate I've ever seen. I stand by my belief that ND doesn't exist!
 jochenau: Congrats, you're a dork.
 A duck: Apparently you're having it right now.
Image 247136   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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