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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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Score:
500
 
 glenalec: Iron gut
 Whatever: On the bright side Tony Stark kicked his drinking problem, on the bad side he discovered Deadpools Chimichanga and Yoo-hoo stash...
 VeeKay: Homer, just take it off!
 Dr Awkward: It would make more sense if it were Captain America.
 Telkwa: Rub Iron Buddha's belly for +3 powerup.
 Otterman: Ronald McDonald looking boss
Image 247138   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
763
 
 kazzy94: Charlie told him not to park outside Paddys pub anymore
 Not A Bot: when my enemies lie at my feet, broken and screaming. also, when petting kittens
 Uncle Phil: I feel like parking on somebody's privates deserves more than a passive aggressive note.
 Borp Mento: I read it all in Mr. Washee Washee's voice.
 Knice: This is the first one of these Ive liked!
 Otterman: YOU BAD, SHOULD FEEL BAD!
 Peter Pantsless: PARK ON MY PRIVATES
Image 247137   05-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
293
 
 werterland: I think this is the first ND license plate I've ever seen. I stand by my belief that ND doesn't exist!
 jochenau: Congrats, you're a dork.
 A duck: Apparently you're having it right now.
Image 247136   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
367
 
 Mr Bleak: Building is overcompensating.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine waffle fries would have been perfect ;)
 VeeKay: Frigging belgium/nederlands with their fries and mayonaise
 Mr. Shine: @fanny maybe if it was waffles?
 Telkwa: Formerly an up and coming neighbourhood.
 fanny: held your fries up just a little higher and this would have been a masterpiece
 Shay: X32TTU8
 ignatz: That's mayonnaise right?
 myrealname: *zooms* *sighs*
 Scoo: europa.jpg
 god666: Big old dong in the background
Image 247135   05-12-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
406
 
 VeeKay: What an ass.
 WannaBee: X32TTU8
Image 247134   05-12-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
453
 
 Prostata: @Mr Bleak well I guess that explains why my car is hanging out the side of the wall!
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata Nope. One on the left is the clutch. Brake is in the middle.
 VeeKay: Level 100 parking.
 Not A Bot: La Maja Desnuda/Vestida
 wolfpk: On the other side was a sign that said "if you hit this sign, you need new brakes."
 Knice: boop
 Prostata: the one on the LEFT is the brake. the LEFT.
 Derp Herpigan: Like a glove.
Image 247133   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1083
 
 copunter: * and meow he looks like an egg
 VeeKay: @Felicity Get more cats.
 PlzPlzMe: I miss my cats
 DrinkMixMan: That went over easy
 Knice: @Yurishiro Hes an ova-achiever.
 Oober: Well done.
Image 247132   05-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
292
 
 VoR: Fatal on E?
 Telkwa: Fat? Alone? Don't judge me, fatal one!
 Air Biscuit: "Now with antifreeze!"
Image 247131   05-12-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
176
 
 Bad Dad: @Air Biscuit Perfect
 Air Biscuit: Hey its "normal man" from death skid marks. I think he was a character in death road to canada as well.
 fanny: please don't
Image 247130   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
350
 
 Mr. Shine: Madonna's house?!
 Telkwa: Yarnbombing Overkill.
 Otterman: @Air Biscuit I always thought the pink was renewable. One merely squeezes a little out of each flamingo in the barn, and then they grow it back.
 Air Biscuit: How many flamingos died to paint your house you monsters!!?
 Christina: Blends well with the surrounding area.
Image 247129   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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