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249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
527
 
 tib gubb: it's all a big fucking mess
 Korrok: I can dig it....
 WTF: BD9 IJ JF SB
 Air Biscuit: Whey protien is the extra fat taken out of skim milk.
Image 247014   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
565
 
 Zarathustra: I can't dog today.
Image 247013   05-11-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
235
 
 tib gubb: i'll be honest, angry britney kind of turns me on
 Skinr: What the fuck WOULD Jesus do?!
 Winterneuro: Move bitch! And make room for the love of Jesus.
 glenalec: @fanny - Consider it written into my last will.
 fanny: Leave Britney alone!
 Yurishiro: Get out the way
Image 247012   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
634
 
 Passive: Look at all the ducks I give.
 Robespierre: This Faith No More album cover is weird
 Yurishiro: Move bitch
Image 247011   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
375
 
 Teechur: I'm trying to, but I can't wet it any more than it already is.
 piranharama: This is neither litigation or stupidity proof
 wolfpk: You have to love OSHA regulations.
 glenalec: @fanny - It takes a long time to mop up that much water!
 fanny: still?
Image 247010   05-11-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
755
 
 tib gubb: you will refer to me as "your royal majesty". that or "whiskers"
 Jabberwikket: I can't cat today, I'm cold
Image 247009   05-11-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
370
 
 VeeKay: I recently read a story about London, which has unbelievably tough gun laws, he said. Yes thats right, they dont have guns, they have knives. He said a once very prestigious hospital is now like a military hospital in a war zone, and described it as having blood all over the floors. Knives, knives, knives, he said, while mimicking stabbing people.
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau a la Boko Haram, et. al.
 jochenau: Actually a somewhat common phenomenon in various cultures worldwide, both historical and modern. In the more innocuous forms it's a symbolic act, but in some societies (even today) it's literal nonconsensual abduction that constitutes a societally accepted form of marriage.
 barfolomew: How many has he taken?
 grizzly: @Side Boob not if you're a bride.
 Side Boob: Is there a big demand for his expertise?
 Shay: Favorite movie: The Graduate
Image 247008   05-11-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
489
 
 BavidDowie: Nelson-Atkins ?
 FireBreathingMarmot: The view from the second best coffee place in Midtown.
 lecj07: This is BAD(minton)
 grizzly: Shuttlecock...hehhheehehe
 Not A Bot: Dear Better Homes and Gardens I find your unvariegated pumpkin slurry selection to be sorely lacking
Image 247007   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
265
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 247006   05-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
707
 
 glenalec: Demon doesn't look at all happy to be made to wear the frilly pink dress.
 lecj07: @jochenau Then you are clearly raising your kids right.
 wolfpk: Ahh, that demon is dressed up like a little girl!
 fanny: this is very Frida Kahlo to me
 illBilliam: The new Omen remake is not subtle at all.
 jochenau: Look Daddy, I'm a fairy princess OF DEATH!
Image 247005   05-11-18   Uploaded by    togboat
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