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272830  Greifer: it's an urn!

272806  Annoying Vegan : Thats a strange Pez dispenser

272835  Throwbot: "Kill"

272796  White Rice: @jochenau @Air Biscuit for a minute, Microsoft did try making a mascot for internet explorer, and it was in the form of a kinda generic anime girl, but it was a pretty short lived endeavor.

272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

272814  Micro Jackson: Just coyote things

272815  Micro Jackson: @mammal883 If it's Australian, wouldn't it have a fried egg in it?

272818  dangerkeith3000: RAD.

272817  Micro Jackson: Update: we still don't care

272820  Micro Jackson: She be trippin

272822  Micro Jackson: This is me last night (first snowfall of the year)

272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!



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11. Snow Plow: 1647 points
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Score:
475
 
 Mr Bleak: That's the weirdest rainbow I've ever seen. Are you sure your girlfriend is a real unicorn?
 raditzu: "It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything"
 deadwombat: Not enough @side boob for me
 Ignatius: Bad and wrong
 fanny: @Yurishiro I do hate christmas but this is just bad.
 burritos: Can't expect a different xmas when @fanny is your mom.
 Zarathustra: Not on the rug again
 Teechur: What is going on with those slippers? Wow. Christmas in that house must be a real crazy time!
 Dr Awkward: [playing on the radio] It's the most wonderful time of the year.
 Cami: It's OK cos unicorn shit is also magic, right Dad?
Image 246989   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
566
 
 lecj07: @Dr Awkward that was my thought.
 Dr Awkward: Er... Jedi molester?
Image 246988   05-11-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
621
 
 Greek Fire: @piranharama Killin' Natzis
 Peter Pantsless: Stop! Or my mom and daughter and some of my daughter's friends will shoot!
 piranharama: This is how we did it in WW2 bitches
 Amy Housewine: pew pew
 gggina: Killer eyes
 2Berries: OG Bond Girl
 Call Of Pooty: Grangran is the only one who has the vaguest idea of how to hold a gun, so..
Image 246987   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
485
 
 piranharama: This is my exact fetish
 glenalec: Admit it. YOU killed the radio star!
 Sharkface: Kinky. So what's on the screen, and how are they going to use the ball gag?
 Amy Housewine: My mother always told me that I'd get square eyes if I sat too close to the television. It appears that she may have underestimated the threat.
 Robespierre: Yeah, I had one of those neXt computers too.
 LurkedMoar: FLCL reboot looking good
 psyops: #video killed the radio star#
 Eleftheros: Death to videodrome!
 Butcherboy: Tele- machus?
 Baby Jesus: Rocking that outfit
 Shay: *TV turns on* "Hello Brian, let's play a game."
 Zarathustra: Ludovico method, the mkre aggressive version.
 petepuma: He demanded MTV, and look what happened
Image 246986   05-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
738
 
 dangerkeith3000: That's a good cat.
Image 246985   05-11-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
692
 
 Mr Bleak: American bear is ready for lunch.
 Astanapan: My bear turned during a panoramic shot.
 piranharama: Its a beeeeaaaaaaar
 Amy Housewine: Edit! Because the joke in this comment had already been made further down and I was stupid enough to miss it!
 Hokie333: "I don't have to outrun the bear, I have.. to... oh never mind."
 ughjeez: @werterland In awe at the 4/3pi*r3 of this lad
 meh: FEED ME STRAY BEAVERS
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Dahhhh Bulls.
 wolfpk: Ready for the next ice age.
 Zarathustra: Photoshop studies no2
 lecj07: @VeeKay too many pick-a-nick baskets.
 werterland: Absolute unit
 GoGo Robotto: That's a good bear!
 Extreme Locorito: Over done it on the bare necessities of life
 Side Boob: "I wipe myself with a rabbit on a stick"
 dangerkeith3000: Da Bears!
Image 246984   05-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
504
 
 Not A Bot: Gracias senorita esqueleta
 Amy Housewine: When did this... become sexier than this?
 Not A Bot: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!
 Teechur: *Missing third picture: ET
 ruiner: @dangerkeith3000 Puggo for sure.
 dangerkeith3000: Who wore it better?
Image 246983   05-11-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
312
 
 Astanapan: I suspect if you are the type to fake your death just to spy on your own funeral you deserve all the shit they say about you.
 Dr Awkward: @VeeKay Perhaps someone else should have given the eulogy, eh?
 theaquaman: @dangerkeith3000 I have. The person giving the eulogy (his brother) spent 20 minutes brutally talking how self absorbed and anti social his late brother had been. I worked with the deceased, he was funny, friendly and had a great sense of fun, always willing to help with any task or project. There was a little wake after, and, following a few drinkies, I cornered the eulogy giver and gave him a proper earful of shit. Tempted to knock his ass down.
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Schmob Schmonsons friends and relatives. Turns out hes a bastard
 dangerkeith3000: I have never been to a funeral where people talked shit. Even when the dead might've deserved it. Who does that?
Image 246982   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
512
 
 In The Pocket: Beautiful
 Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ba dum, tiss!
 WTF: Christine meets the Wicker Man
 Teechur: Rolls Canardly. Rolls down one hill. Canardly get up the next.
 San DoDo: 2vintage4me
 dangerkeith3000: This car looks just like all furniture from 1983!
Image 246981   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
328
 
 Peach: Adults of the corn
 Dr Awkward: This dude is higher than an elephant's eye
 petepuma: Classic stalker
 dangerkeith3000: Hey, Charlie Brown, is that you?
Image 246980   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
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