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272796  White Rice: @jochenau @Air Biscuit for a minute, Microsoft did try making a mascot for internet explorer, and it was in the form of a kinda generic anime girl, but it was a pretty short lived endeavor.

272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

272814  Micro Jackson: Just coyote things

272815  Micro Jackson: @mammal883 If it's Australian, wouldn't it have a fried egg in it?

272818  dangerkeith3000: RAD.

272817  Micro Jackson: Update: we still don't care

272820  Micro Jackson: She be trippin

272822  Micro Jackson: This is me last night (first snowfall of the year)

272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

272830  Micro Jackson: PS I died in it

272831  Micro Jackson: He cat too big for he goddam box

272831  Christina: "I fits"

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272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.



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Score:
435
 
 Zukero: "Sorry maam, this is the gay porn stage. The straight porn is shot on stage 7."
 Prostata: i think i saw this porno in the 80s
 NO JOKES: Pardon me, I ve lost my sheep
 Amy Housewine: What the hell are you doing, young Peter Davison?
 Dominus Umbrae: Baka-chika-wawa!
 fanny: *porno music intensifies*
 petepuma: Oh honey, you are at the wrong house. Just look at those shoes.
 Mexico: I didn't realize I'd be going out with two wild and crazy guys!
 funny in the wall: I do not like your shorts, sir
 dangerkeith3000: The guy in the middle looks like Chief O'Brien.
Image 246978   05-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
423
 
 BavidDowie: @Yurishiro huge tracts of land
 Vanna: My girlfriend has all the expansions
 Mr. Whiskers: "I like Settlers, Im just not sure it's nerdy enough" "Say no more, fam"
Image 246977   05-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
397
 
 Teechur: Beauty of Whereverthisis.
 trumpet: You! Yeah, you there in Alpha Centauri! Fuck you!
 dangerkeith3000: @VeeKay I just noticed that thing. I usually spot 'em pretty quick.
 Mr. Lizard: I too would be enormously proud if I had a huge phallus.
 Michael Tripe: now witness the power of this fully functional radio observatory station
 Micro Jackson: Point that thing somewhere else!
 dangerkeith3000: Contact (1997)
Image 246976   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
591
 
 Albo Grungus: 10/10 would still give all the pets
 lecj07: @BavidDowie once he gives kisses, you begin wondering if that really is mud
 BavidDowie: *scanning for hooman in need of kisses*
 lecj07: The face of someone with no regrets
 Zarathustra: Mugcake was delicious.
Image 246975   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
519
 
 Peach: @Zarathustra I need a Zoloft after reading your comment.
 Amy Housewine: If you will call your children 'Randy' then they will cope with it howsoever they need to.
 Mr. Whiskers: Does your kid have a guy? Because I'm on empty over here.
 Shay: Geez guys, why don't all of you take eagle drugs instead?
 durian: When you discover your kid is capable of independant though
 electrode: @Zarathustra The sad thing is, in today s world, that sounds pretty good
 Side Boob: How about you all just face your problems instead of self-medicating?
 raditzu: Randy is a jackass, with so many pills available in the bathroom he goes for smelly joint...
 Zarathustra: Instead, we should give him xanax and prepare him for a mediocre life as a white collar worker.
Image 246974   05-11-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
438
 
 Passive: I know you're reading my thoughts boy... Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
 petepuma: ABE LINCOLN: ANIMAL TECH
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 I shudder to think what Krieger will do to that cat.
 dangerkeith3000: I heard the new season of Archer was weird, but I wasn't expecting this.
 jochenau: wikiHow To Beome a Dwarven Veterinarian
 Warrax: He ate my mustache, Susan. My fucking mustache. Tha'fuck kinda psycho cat you bring me?
 grizzly: What are fud?
Image 246973   05-11-18   Uploaded by    illBilliam
Score:
245
 
 Passive: I'll take "My life" for $500, Alex
 itskando: Yo dawg
 Not A Bot: County fair or sex shop?
 Zarathustra: Fate is a bit*h.
Image 246972   05-11-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
316
 
 Passive: Good news, you're going to have a healthy litter of puppies!
 Greifer: instructions say 5 minutes.. this is clearly at 3:42...
 Zarathustra: Two girls one mug.
 jochenau: You ever take a dump in a mug?
 caitelyn: Mug caca
 tib gubb: delicious
 Mr. Butt: my.life.jpg
Image 246971   05-11-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
710
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm overburdened. I can't carry anymore.
 Prostata: tryin' to one-up the capybaras
 dangerkeith3000: Stegopotamus
 Stumpwiz: Land-based aircraft carrier.
 a robot: "Is this the bus to the civic center?"
Image 246970   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
398
 
 Mr. Shine: I WANT THIS
 Gomi Day: these chips aren't very good, if anybody was curious..
 tacticaljay: @petepuma the All Dressed ones are amazing!
 Air Biscuit: Recently learned they closed both good poutine places i knew of in LA. :(
 petepuma: nowhere near as good as the All Dressed. Canadian chip flavors should be everywhere
 cenecia: I've had these. They were okay.
 Yam: If you imagine chips dusted with dry Knorr gravy mix or similar, you're there. Not great, but not bad
 gggina: O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
 dangerkeith3000: They need some Pootang flavored ones now.
 lecj07: I would try these
 Zarathustra: Radimir!
Image 246969   05-11-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
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