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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
809
 
 Shay: Is that the dude from Opeth?
 Butcherboy: No problem. Its one of my go to channels for 10-15 min videos@Mad Collager
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy Thank you! This guy is really interesting, and he isn't a nut.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro I always pictured him as more of a rapscallion. :P
 Aaron Spacemuseum: He could be Dave Grohl's twin.
 twenty4: You american rascals and your shootings!
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/… Heres a very excellent video of his. The videos are really more about the mechanics and history than the shooting
 itskando: GOP's rendition of public school teacher.
 itskando: I like that his shirt matches his gun, and that's about it.
 Butcherboy: That channel is awesome though. Really interesting guy to listen to
Image 246943   05-11-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
600
 
 2Berries: Teachers wanna try, teachers gonna lie, this student wonders why recess passed him by
Image 246942   05-11-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
281
 
 Mad Collager: The tragic result of poor shopping cart brake maintenance.
 PenguinBartender: "Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on..."
Image 246941   05-11-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
728
 
 imaginary gf: Momentarily triggered my arachnophobia
 Robespierre: B-Kid, breakin' down.
 BavidDowie: whoa...so your telling me I was just "born"?
 Teh Simpson: What do you mean you can sell your kids on craigslist...
Image 246940   05-11-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
336
 
 Shay: That smirk on his face makes me think he truly believes he's the gingerbread man and no one can catch him.
 VeeKay: @Robespierre From Donny Boi? Probably. Lots in common there.
 Robespierre: Good job summing it all up, @VeeKay - wonder if he'll get a pardon.
 VeeKay: @charlemagne He also put the price of a common drug highly valued in a treatment of an AIDS related disease, from $13 a pill to $750 per pill. A living piece of walking shit.
 VeeKay: @charlemagne On December 17, 2015, Shkreli was arrested by the FBI after a federal indictment in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of New York was filed, charging him with securities fraud. The charges were filed after an investigation into his tenure at MSMB Capital Management and Retrophin. He was accused of running a Ponzi-like scheme. Federal prosecutors said that Shkreli "engaged in multiple schemes to ensnare investors through a web of lies and deceit" During his sentencing, judge Kiyo Matsumoto said Shkreli seemed "genuinely remorseful," regarding his "egregious multitude of lies." Shkreli, who reportedly cried as he gave his statement to the court, stated "I was never motivated by money. On March 9, 2018, Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in federal prison. He
 charlemagne: @VeeKay what did this guy do?
 VeeKay: Enjoy Fort Dix you wank stain on the face of humanity.
 Robespierre: Congratulations on your new-found street cred, Marty.
 SuedeOxford: Wu-tang is for the children
 Side Boob: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
 WTF: .. He's seeing the black bars from the other side.
 Eleftheros: The list of things not to fuck with is prettying short.
Image 246939   05-11-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
716
 
 Zarathustra: Knock first, for gods sake.
Image 246938   05-11-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
776
 
 Robespierre: Oops ... meant Dark Springfield, as in "Dark Homer". More coffee, please.
 Robespierre: Black Springfield
 Otterman: @petepuma @Butcherboy It made dad sicky-mart!
 Butcherboy: I dooooooo@petepuma
 Zarathustra: Where's the fincherish homer and his alter ego?
 petepuma: who needs a kwik-e-mart?
 icloud: Intense
Image 246937   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
531
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 246936   05-11-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
621
 
 UltraBeverly: soon
 Otterman: @ignatz I bought a really cool spider-skeleton for this very reason - bones that don't exist in reality.
 Christina: "I iz studing anatomy."
 Mad Collager: Alas, poor Meorick.
 crappypants: Thanks, Mr. Skelcat.
 guccigucci: Hmm.. Ears?
Image 246935   05-11-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
487
 
 SpaceCow: "Of course, considering these are Fly Agaric, how much he weighs, and how much he's eaten already, I'd say he's a walking corpse unless we call EMS."
 dangerkeith3000: The mushrooms make him feel like a big man.
 Not A Bot: I bet an alarm clock playing Alex Jones would be pretty good at waking you up, actually.
 bookcase: Yeah, 'glove box'.
Image 246934   05-11-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
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