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268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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11. Murm Gungus: 1461 points
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Score:
716
 
 Zarathustra: Knock first, for gods sake.
Image 246938   05-11-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
776
 
 Robespierre: Oops ... meant Dark Springfield, as in "Dark Homer". More coffee, please.
 Robespierre: Black Springfield
 Otterman: @petepuma @Butcherboy It made dad sicky-mart!
 Butcherboy: I dooooooo@petepuma
 Zarathustra: Where's the fincherish homer and his alter ego?
 petepuma: who needs a kwik-e-mart?
 icloud: Intense
Image 246937   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
531
 
No comments yet.
Image 246936   05-11-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
621
 
 UltraBeverly: soon
 Otterman: @ignatz I bought a really cool spider-skeleton for this very reason - bones that don't exist in reality.
 Christina: "I iz studing anatomy."
 Mad Collager: Alas, poor Meorick.
 crappypants: Thanks, Mr. Skelcat.
 guccigucci: Hmm.. Ears?
Image 246935   05-11-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
487
 
 SpaceCow: "Of course, considering these are Fly Agaric, how much he weighs, and how much he's eaten already, I'd say he's a walking corpse unless we call EMS."
 dangerkeith3000: The mushrooms make him feel like a big man.
 Not A Bot: I bet an alarm clock playing Alex Jones would be pretty good at waking you up, actually.
 bookcase: Yeah, 'glove box'.
Image 246934   05-11-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
350
 
 Vorm Gongo: Even as a child, he had the combover
 charlemagne: once he reaches purple he'll be radimir
 mark64: Wait wait wait...So Boromir was Vladimir but made of borosilicate glass?
 jadensmith: y u putin dis her
 Zarathustra: I'm in love with that madimir.
 itskando: No Comradimir? I am disappoint
 Vanna: Radimir? No, Badimir.
Image 246933   05-11-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Science for the WIN
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 Apparently not. Bones are in a sort of equilibrium, with old bone being constantly reabsorbed by the body while new bone is simultaneously built (this is why broken bones can heal). Tooth enamel is a similar but different kind of substance...it's formed once, and if it's damaged or destroyed, it can't really be regenerated.
 dangerkeith3000: Are chompers bones?
Image 246932   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
358
 
 Greek Fire: American solution: eat all the brownies
 Stumpwiz: Challenge accepted.
 dangerkeith3000: They taste like maple syrup.
 Sadbot: And that's how I ate 16 brownies
 ThoughtlessGentleman: how bout you just give me the pot brownies.
 sir toke a lot: What are you all thinking?! It's CANADIAN roulette. Pot brownie means it's cooked in the pot.
 Mr. Whiskers: Very polite pot brownies that say sorry while watching Degrassi High
 Science: Oh - and the rest are poisoned.
Image 246931   05-11-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
522
 
 Air Biscuit: Uhuoh, someone may have the hydrophobie
 Zarathustra: Puppoo don't Want be wet
Image 246930   05-11-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
48
 
 jochenau: Ldoby
 Not A Bot: Look, another gun mug.
 bug: In case of Fire-Tornado: use both bathrooms. enter lobby. check rear exit. go back into lobby. exit through weird-ass entrance.
 ChubbyBuddy: In event of emergency: Leave
 tea: Evacuate in the bathroom please.
 WTF: Got it! Be burned alive in the women's bathroom or walk straight into the tornado.
Image 246929   05-11-18   Uploaded by    zoso
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