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253304  Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253358  Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
4. Not A Bot
5. tib gubb
6. FireBreathingMarmot
7. Shay
8. a robot
9. WannaBee
10. Mr Bleak



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P



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Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (883 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 252946 (860 points)
thrilhouse uploaded 253022 (857 points)
tears as lube uploaded 253031 (856 points)
lizzz uploaded 252859 (848 points)
fracking uploaded 252980 (843 points)
burritos uploaded 252922 (843 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 252962 (835 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 6044 points
 3. Scoo: 5240 points
 4. WannaBee: 3377 points
 5. Coolguy: 3341 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2831 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 2577 points
 8. Back Door Dan: 2309 points
 9. burritos: 2271 points
10. Pingu IRL: 1828 points
11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
13. 9mm: 1614 points
14. Cerberus: 1606 points
15. Vault Dweller: 1561 points
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Score:
487
 
 SpaceCow: "Of course, considering these are Fly Agaric, how much he weighs, and how much he's eaten already, I'd say he's a walking corpse unless we call EMS."
 dangerkeith3000: The mushrooms make him feel like a big man.
 Not A Bot: I bet an alarm clock playing Alex Jones would be pretty good at waking you up, actually.
 bookcase: Yeah, 'glove box'.
Image 246934   05-11-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
326
 
 Vorm Gongo: Even as a child, he had the combover
 charlemagne: once he reaches purple he'll be radimir
 mark64: Wait wait wait...So Boromir was Vladimir but made of borosilicate glass?
 jadensmith: y u putin dis her
 Zarathustra: I'm in love with that madimir.
 itskando: No Comradimir? I am disappoint
 ignatz: Radimir? No, Badimir.
Image 246933   05-11-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Science for the WIN
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 Apparently not. Bones are in a sort of equilibrium, with old bone being constantly reabsorbed by the body while new bone is simultaneously built (this is why broken bones can heal). Tooth enamel is a similar but different kind of substance...it's formed once, and if it's damaged or destroyed, it can't really be regenerated.
 dangerkeith3000: Are chompers bones?
Image 246932   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
335
 
 Greek Fire: American solution: eat all the brownies
 Stumpwiz: Challenge accepted.
 dangerkeith3000: They taste like maple syrup.
 Sadbot: And that's how I ate 16 brownies
 ThoughtlessGentleman: how bout you just give me the pot brownies.
 sir toke a lot: What are you all thinking?! It's CANADIAN roulette. Pot brownie means it's cooked in the pot.
 Mr. Whiskers: Very polite pot brownies that say sorry while watching Degrassi High
 Science: Oh - and the rest are poisoned.
Image 246931   05-11-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
522
 
 Air Biscuit: Uhuoh, someone may have the hydrophobie
 Zarathustra: Puppoo don't Want be wet
Image 246930   05-11-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
48
 
 jochenau: Ldoby
 Not A Bot: Look, another gun mug.
 bug: In case of Fire-Tornado: use both bathrooms. enter lobby. check rear exit. go back into lobby. exit through weird-ass entrance.
 ChubbyBuddy: In event of emergency: Leave
 tea: Evacuate in the bathroom please.
 WTF: Got it! Be burned alive in the women's bathroom or walk straight into the tornado.
Image 246929   05-11-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
709
 
 ColdHotCool: Grow more chest floofiness, we need another carpet for the bathroom.
Image 246928   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: It's eclipsing ... IT'S ECLIPSING
 wolfpk: Shrek?
 Bro Bro: This is what flat earthers actually believe.
 Mr. Shine: We get it, you vape.
Image 246927   05-11-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
512
 
 Side Boob: He watches...
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: *slowly backs away*
 ignatz: The walls bave ears
Image 246926   05-11-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
45
 
 parrotsnest: The play pause button is exactly what it looks like. You can pause the laundry if, for example, someone wants to take a shower
 Annoying Vegan : Appliances typically include a manual, and online databases are available if you lose yours.
 Side Boob: Dude didn't even get the start button right. It's a washing machine...figure it out.
 Frank herbert: I call it Denzel Washing-ton.
Image 246925   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Natch
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