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262151  wolfpk: She must be a contortionist.

262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?



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Score:
350
 
 Vorm Gongo: Even as a child, he had the combover
 charlemagne: once he reaches purple he'll be radimir
 mark64: Wait wait wait...So Boromir was Vladimir but made of borosilicate glass?
 jadensmith: y u putin dis her
 Zarathustra: I'm in love with that madimir.
 itskando: No Comradimir? I am disappoint
 ignatz: Radimir? No, Badimir.
Image 246933   05-11-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Science for the WIN
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 Apparently not. Bones are in a sort of equilibrium, with old bone being constantly reabsorbed by the body while new bone is simultaneously built (this is why broken bones can heal). Tooth enamel is a similar but different kind of substance...it's formed once, and if it's damaged or destroyed, it can't really be regenerated.
 dangerkeith3000: Are chompers bones?
Image 246932   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
358
 
 Greek Fire: American solution: eat all the brownies
 Stumpwiz: Challenge accepted.
 dangerkeith3000: They taste like maple syrup.
 Sadbot: And that's how I ate 16 brownies
 ThoughtlessGentleman: how bout you just give me the pot brownies.
 sir toke a lot: What are you all thinking?! It's CANADIAN roulette. Pot brownie means it's cooked in the pot.
 Mr. Whiskers: Very polite pot brownies that say sorry while watching Degrassi High
 Science: Oh - and the rest are poisoned.
Image 246931   05-11-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
522
 
 Air Biscuit: Uhuoh, someone may have the hydrophobie
 Zarathustra: Puppoo don't Want be wet
Image 246930   05-11-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
48
 
 jochenau: Ldoby
 Not A Bot: Look, another gun mug.
 bug: In case of Fire-Tornado: use both bathrooms. enter lobby. check rear exit. go back into lobby. exit through weird-ass entrance.
 ChubbyBuddy: In event of emergency: Leave
 tea: Evacuate in the bathroom please.
 WTF: Got it! Be burned alive in the women's bathroom or walk straight into the tornado.
Image 246929   05-11-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
732
 
 ColdHotCool: Grow more chest floofiness, we need another carpet for the bathroom.
Image 246928   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
306
 
 Robespierre: It's eclipsing ... IT'S ECLIPSING
 wolfpk: Shrek?
 Bro Bro: This is what flat earthers actually believe.
 Mr. Shine: We get it, you vape.
Image 246927   05-11-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
537
 
 Side Boob: He watches...
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: *slowly backs away*
 ignatz: The walls bave ears
Image 246926   05-11-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
45
 
 parrotsnest: The play pause button is exactly what it looks like. You can pause the laundry if, for example, someone wants to take a shower
 Annoying Vegan : Appliances typically include a manual, and online databases are available if you lose yours.
 Side Boob: Dude didn't even get the start button right. It's a washing machine...figure it out.
 Frank herbert: I call it Denzel Washing-ton.
Image 246925   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
929
 
 dangerkeith3000: Neato
 WTF: A uranium in the hand is worth two behind a lead-lined radiation bunker.
 theaquaman: Allows the user to exist in any location; move any object anywhere throughout reality; warp or rearrange space; teleport themselves and others any place the user can imagine; increase their speed; and alter the distance between objects contrary to the laws of physics. At full potential, the Space Gem grants the user omnipresence.
 DOW: Neat! *click*
 oregon man: Labradorite
 redpeepee: What is this?
 wwwdotcom: looks like you've still got plenty of time left, Logan
Image 246924   05-11-18   Uploaded by    james
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