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272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

272286  addend: Why grandma's sofa had the plastic slipcover.

272283  a robot: Well this is basically the cutest thing ever!

272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

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271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...



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Score:
350
 
 Vorm Gongo: Even as a child, he had the combover
 charlemagne: once he reaches purple he'll be radimir
 mark64: Wait wait wait...So Boromir was Vladimir but made of borosilicate glass?
 jadensmith: y u putin dis her
 Zarathustra: I'm in love with that madimir.
 itskando: No Comradimir? I am disappoint
 Vanna: Radimir? No, Badimir.
Image 246933   05-11-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Science for the WIN
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 Apparently not. Bones are in a sort of equilibrium, with old bone being constantly reabsorbed by the body while new bone is simultaneously built (this is why broken bones can heal). Tooth enamel is a similar but different kind of substance...it's formed once, and if it's damaged or destroyed, it can't really be regenerated.
 dangerkeith3000: Are chompers bones?
Image 246932   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
358
 
 Greek Fire: American solution: eat all the brownies
 Stumpwiz: Challenge accepted.
 dangerkeith3000: They taste like maple syrup.
 Sadbot: And that's how I ate 16 brownies
 ThoughtlessGentleman: how bout you just give me the pot brownies.
 sir toke a lot: What are you all thinking?! It's CANADIAN roulette. Pot brownie means it's cooked in the pot.
 Mr. Whiskers: Very polite pot brownies that say sorry while watching Degrassi High
 Science: Oh - and the rest are poisoned.
Image 246931   05-11-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
522
 
 Air Biscuit: Uhuoh, someone may have the hydrophobie
 Zarathustra: Puppoo don't Want be wet
Image 246930   05-11-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
48
 
 jochenau: Ldoby
 Not A Bot: Look, another gun mug.
 bug: In case of Fire-Tornado: use both bathrooms. enter lobby. check rear exit. go back into lobby. exit through weird-ass entrance.
 ChubbyBuddy: In event of emergency: Leave
 tea: Evacuate in the bathroom please.
 WTF: Got it! Be burned alive in the women's bathroom or walk straight into the tornado.
Image 246929   05-11-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
732
 
 ColdHotCool: Grow more chest floofiness, we need another carpet for the bathroom.
Image 246928   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
306
 
 Robespierre: It's eclipsing ... IT'S ECLIPSING
 wolfpk: Shrek?
 Bro Bro: This is what flat earthers actually believe.
 Mr. Shine: We get it, you vape.
Image 246927   05-11-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
537
 
 Side Boob: He watches...
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: *slowly backs away*
 Gonzo: The walls bave ears
Image 246926   05-11-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
45
 
 parrotsnest: The play pause button is exactly what it looks like. You can pause the laundry if, for example, someone wants to take a shower
 Annoying Vegan : Appliances typically include a manual, and online databases are available if you lose yours.
 Side Boob: Dude didn't even get the start button right. It's a washing machine...figure it out.
 Frank herbert: I call it Denzel Washing-ton.
Image 246925   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Neato
 WTF: A uranium in the hand is worth two behind a lead-lined radiation bunker.
 theaquaman: Allows the user to exist in any location; move any object anywhere throughout reality; warp or rearrange space; teleport themselves and others any place the user can imagine; increase their speed; and alter the distance between objects contrary to the laws of physics. At full potential, the Space Gem grants the user omnipresence.
 DOW: Neat! *click*
 oregon man: Labradorite
 redpeepee: What is this?
 wwwdotcom: looks like you've still got plenty of time left, Logan
Image 246924   05-11-18   Uploaded by    james
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