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262422  ChubbyBuddy: tripping so hard u cant tell u been home from the concert for 2 hours

262425  ChubbyBuddy: also blowing and tooting

262428  sparename: @Addend Gonna drink it in an attic?

262437  Clim Tinties: Cat loose in a car. You are brave.

262428  addend: Classic.

262326  addend: (Hurries to bathroom.)

262334  addend: Mmm... ham.

262353  addend: "Looks like I'd fits, but how to sits?"

262422  charlemagne: in fact, most monsters sleep on the top side of the bed

262423  charlemagne: who even cares this is the netherlands, let's go for a smoke and a handjob

262373  addend: Brontophauruth.

262374  addend: Come to temporary traffic sign in 15 minutes if...

262382  ignatz: @Trorbo Plumple the geek have inherited the earth

262394  mrwiffler: Mods are drunk ....again

262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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 Pown Pluble: so anyway
 Lengo Brombies: @Science This helped because I was confused and thought they were talking about Ted Danson.
 Trimp Grunumbies: Like a expensive car in the back yard, or a large cat?
 Jemp Dampoble: @charlemagne: Misfits, Samhain, and Danzig bands lead singer. There - I saved you a Google Search Credit.
 Hewn Grunuble: I wish I knew who danzig is, but not enough to make a rudimentary internet search
 Jimpo Cremumple: tl;dr;vb
 Jing Plemungus: KILL ME
 Jald Rempoble: Can't believe I read the whole thing.
 Bumpo Rempongus: dude
Image 246914   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Deng Grongo
 Morb Plemupert: @Mad Collager - Dang, I got the joke backwards! "clause before its paws" :/
 Gungo Horpungus: @glenalec long as it walks backward.
 Hawn Plongus: Paws for thought.
 Pampo Albungus: Why is a cat like a comma? Because it has pause before its clause. (Wha-wha whaaaaaaaaa...)
 Rump Plopert: This gives me paws
Image 246913   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Trurb Horpumbies
 Flung Flupert: Nice of the vet to give them back so you could still play with them.
 Trild Grumbies: 'ello gorgeous!
Image 246912   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Truple Morpopert
 Thomp Grunumple: Crinkle-cut fries are good
 Haple Flungus: "Hey machine, hehe, got any goddess weaves?" (machine groans at my shit)
Image 246911   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Hurb Plumple
 Flewn Horpumple: And it was a Merry Christmas for everyone!
 Rorm Brombies: Huh, I thought only humans enjoyed this.
 Jolm Brongo: I'm glad the dogs are really getting along.
 Trarb Morpoble: Looks like Dad got a new oscillating spindle sander and the boys got.. Oh. Spare parts for the oscillating spindle sander. The dogs? We don't talk about them anymore..
Image 246910   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Beft Albuble
 Heng Grunopert: Apples
 Gemp Dampupert: Buddy, lay off the 99 apples, you're going to kill your liver
 Crempo Rempoble: @a sedated moose And he's pretending to help just to show us his crack.
 Jert Cremomple: Three humans around one sick animal and only one of them doing anything other than pointing their damn phones at it.
 Pemp Morpongus: Poor guy :-(
Image 246909   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Mang Gropert
 Vung Flumombies: Is that Corey Feldman?
 Relm Brungus: Just in time, too. I was starting to lose my vision.
Image 246908   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Dorm Dampungo
 Thimp Dampungo: But the brass American made zippo with the 03 date stamp
 Hort Plumbies: State owned industry is free to make beautiful packaging without ads or cartoon camels
 Jild Flombies: Cute little smokestacks on the smokes pack.
 Virbo Flumomple: Warning: contains tar. Lots and lots of tar!
 Thirb Plemuble: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 246907   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Thimpo Morpombies
 Dirt Albungus: @Science @Jesse P Seen it before. I'm not clever, I just have a good memory.
 Hawn Morpopert: @Lantry You win the internet prize for the day.
 Varbo Grunopert: @Lantry: I don't know how you figured that one out, but kudos
 Jirbo Pluble: @a robot a little diddy, with jack and diane
 Barbo Grupert: wut
Image 246906   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Fringo Plongus
 Creft Grumbies: You have a grandpa that says mang?
 Flaple Rempungo: Does Gramps want to adopt a new grandson? I could be convinced
 Tringo Morpomple: RAD for a self-aware and confident Grampa.
Image 246905   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Cruld Grunombies
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