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262151  wolfpk: She must be a contortionist.

262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?



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Score:
930
 
 Knice: You should see the waffle game.
 Christina: The best part is that you can eat the pancake after playing.
 Peter Pantsless: Pretty sneaky, IHOP
 Prostata: I LOLed hard
Image 246872   05-10-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
1106
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Quick Oats' is a brilliant name for a small dog.
 huskyboy: @Lantry it just said "Weiner dog distribution centers"
 Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.
 Lantry: @glenalec reminds me of an old farside comic where they're mailing weiner dogs in cardboard tubes. i don't even remember what the punchline was, but the image is very memorable
 glenalec: They come in tubes now?!
Image 246871   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
872
 
 Side Boob: @Air Biscuit Cars used to come in more colors than white, grey, silver, and black. vOv
 raditzu: Cats don't care what you drive, as long as you're not driving to the vet.
 Telkwa: Breaker, breaker good buddy.
 Air Biscuit: Damn thats a red interior.
Image 246870   05-10-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
433
 
 Joseph: Do they come and go in monthly cycles, cause that would explain a lot.
Image 246869   05-10-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
633
 
 Mustyrats: Talking to me or the phone?!?
 Telkwa: While you're at it, pick up a loaf of bread and a nice chardonnay.
 Warrax: No, that makes things go away from you. The tool you're looking for is a fishing pole. Common mistake.
 Shay: She hates Mondays.
 betamax: She has things in her body called expectations.
Image 246868   05-10-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
1056
 
 Prostata: I love this picture so much
 Air Biscuit: They call him the capybara kid...
Image 246867   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
146
 
 LurkedMoar: Here, 'cake cones' are called kiddie cones, then again they seem to call spiky tree grenades 'pine cones'...
 ignatz: Looks like it might be funny..
Image 246866   05-10-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
594
 
 Science: his neighbor was like "dude, danzig, please - you're bringing property values down with your house on fire" and danzig was pissed.
 grizzly: Great shot, Mr. Trump.
 kodiakjojo: Thew game must go on!
 glenalec: Eh, that is fine. But this is better.
 ignatz: Golf is a good fire spoiled
 Side Boob: Some people dont want to watch the world burn.
Image 246865   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
900
 
 Annoying Vegan : Origami is rad
 Mr. Shine: I OVERSLEPT!!!
 a robot: Those sheets are pretty cool
 dobbiesdoogs: is the dog gone?
Image 246864   05-10-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
525
 
 VeeKay: And return! #247092
 jazzjunkie: Dogs love it!
 mexican: well, the dog did bite that (presumably) instead of other things.
 Warrax: I bet the kid did it.
 Christina: It can't help itself.
Image 246863   05-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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