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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

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 illBilliam: @lecj07 I don't know... looks like someone already tried killing it with fire.
 Science: Showbiz had better pizza than Chuck E. Cheese
 Shay: Makes Five Night At Freddy's seem like heaven.
 lecj07: @WannaBee That would be the thing behind him, the one begging for death.
 WannaBee: He's entranced by the fire. It's telling him to burn things.
 barfolomew: An early birthday for Dick the birthday boy.
Image 246794   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 piranharama: I mustnt run away... I mustnt run away...
 trelyate: and now the theme song is playing in my head
 Christina: You got to pilot the Eva.
 Porbo Mellus: @Sadbot I-terraforming..?!?! Wha-?!??THEY ARE ANGELS AND... - GAAAAAH!
 Sadbot: I would have gone to church if I got to pilot a dead-mom robot and fight...terraforming aliens? I was never really clear on that part
Image 246793   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Image 246792 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

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 Sadbot: Apple Jack, coolest recent high school grad
 VeeKay: Looks kid of a slippy fellow
 Morn Bumbies: Jack Nicholson has finally gone bananas.
Image 246791   05-10-18   Uploaded by    prospector
 dangerkeith3000: Still waiting for BoJack Horseman season 5...
 Sadbot: Fancy Takeshi and Short Bus
Image 246790   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 lecj07: @barfolomew It lavas you.
 barfolomew: Hawaiian volcano is friendly.
 Christina: This cave is smiling.
Image 246789   05-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Teechur: @piranharama See my comment in #246787
 Mr. Butt: @piranharama Holy shit...
 RiderFan: Why have a husband when you can have a wife?
 piranharama: I have never been able to figure out the layout to the simpsons house. Do they have three or four external doors?
 dangerkeith3000: Lisa is a lesbian, duh.
 Sadbot: Same, but no wife. It's a pretty sweet deal. Wait, that wasn't sarcasm...
Image 246788   05-10-18   Uploaded by    skylark
 piranharama: @Teechur Well played
 Teechur: Snowball Simpson realizes he doesn't know how many external doors his house has.
 glenalec: It looked so warm and fluffy from a distance!
 dangerkeith3000: COKE IS ONE HELLUVA DRUG
 lecj07: @Christina @Christina now you know. And knowing is half the battle!
 Scoo: Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is??
 Mad Collager: Jack Skellington's cat was less pleased with Christmas Town.
 Zarathustra: I shouldn't have sniffed the second line
 Christina: @lecj07 I looked it up and Bastet was a goddess with head of a cat. Now I get what you meant.
 Christina: @lecj07 You played Bastet? Wow, that game was annoying.
 lecj07: "holy BASTET this was a mistake!"
Image 246787   05-10-18   Uploaded by    confession
 Mr Bleak: OK, who put the razor wire over the diving hole?
 SpaceCow: Somebody found the Bara-Bara fruit.
 glenalec: Tachyon photography.
 piranharama: @dangerkeith3000 Oh god...
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 *slow clap*
 dangerkeith3000: (part 2) e drink and guzzles it down. Out pop two legs. Everyone begins to cheer and celebrate. Feeling a little tipsy, the boy stands up to try out his new legs. He stumbles left and right, right through the front door and out into the street where he is struck by a car and killed. A silence comes over the bar. The bartender shakes his head and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head!"
 dangerkeith3000: A man is at the hospital, waiting for his wife to give birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and informs the man that it's a boy, but his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The boy is just a head! The man is so excited, he doesn't care what people think. He loves his son and does everything to make him normal, takes him to his first game, etc. When the son turns 21, old enough for his first drink, his father takes him to a bar and orders him a drink. With his father's help, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Suddenly, a torso pops out. Shocked and excited, the father orders another drink for his son. As all the bar patrons watch in disbelief, out pop two arms. Even more excited, the father orders another drink for his son. The boy reaches out with his new hands, grabs th
 DrinkMixMan: He must be swimming at that Last Resort I hear so much about
 Sadbot: Assorted William
 Scoo: Dammit, Eleven!
 Mad Collager: Nice Jackknife!
 WannaBee: Looks like Dexter was in a hurry.
 Christina: Someone used the Reality Stone.
 Derp Herpigan: I'm falling to pieces.
Image 246786   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Christina: @Zaxxoff It's already got one.
 dangerkeith3000: It literally came out from nowhere.
 Zaxxoff: sinkhole, you're never going to get a car by being sarcastic
Image 246785   05-10-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
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