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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)

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 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 illBilliam: @lecj07 I don't know... looks like someone already tried killing it with fire.
 Science: Showbiz had better pizza than Chuck E. Cheese
 Shay: Makes Five Night At Freddy's seem like heaven.
 lecj07: @WannaBee That would be the thing behind him, the one begging for death.
 Morn Bumbies: He's entranced by the fire. It's telling him to burn things.
 barfolomew: An early birthday for Dick the birthday boy.
Image 246794   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 piranharama: I mustnt run away... I mustnt run away...
 trelyate: and now the theme song is playing in my head
 Christina: You got to pilot the Eva.
 Porbo Mellus: @Sadbot I-terraforming..?!?! Wha-?!??THEY ARE ANGELS AND... - GAAAAAH!
 Sadbot: I would have gone to church if I got to pilot a dead-mom robot and fight...terraforming aliens? I was never really clear on that part
Image 246793   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Image 246792 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Unstableton. We'll pray for you, Unstableton.
 Sadbot: Apple Jack, coolest recent high school grad
 VeeKay: Looks kid of a slippy fellow
 Morn Bumbies: Jack Nicholson has finally gone bananas.
Image 246791   05-10-18   Uploaded by    prospector
 dangerkeith3000: Still waiting for BoJack Horseman season 5...
 Sadbot: Fancy Takeshi and Short Bus
Image 246790   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 lecj07: @barfolomew It lavas you.
 barfolomew: Hawaiian volcano is friendly.
 Christina: This cave is smiling.
Image 246789   05-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Teechur: @piranharama See my comment in #246787
 Mr. Butt: @piranharama Holy shit...
 RiderFan: Why have a husband when you can have a wife?
 piranharama: I have never been able to figure out the layout to the simpsons house. Do they have three or four external doors?
 dangerkeith3000: Lisa is a lesbian, duh.
 Sadbot: Same, but no wife. It's a pretty sweet deal. Wait, that wasn't sarcasm...
Image 246788   05-10-18   Uploaded by    skylark
 piranharama: @Teechur Well played
 Teechur: Snowball Simpson realizes he doesn't know how many external doors his house has.
 glenalec: It looked so warm and fluffy from a distance!
 dangerkeith3000: COKE IS ONE HELLUVA DRUG
 lecj07: @Christina @Christina now you know. And knowing is half the battle!
 Scoo: Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is??
 Mad Collager: Jack Skellington's cat was less pleased with Christmas Town.
 Zarathustra: I shouldn't have sniffed the second line
 Christina: @lecj07 I looked it up and Bastet was a goddess with head of a cat. Now I get what you meant.
 Christina: @lecj07 You played Bastet? Wow, that game was annoying.
 lecj07: "holy BASTET this was a mistake!"
Image 246787   05-10-18   Uploaded by    confession
 Mr Bleak: OK, who put the razor wire over the diving hole?
 SpaceCow: Somebody found the Bara-Bara fruit.
 glenalec: Tachyon photography.
 piranharama: @dangerkeith3000 Oh god...
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 *slow clap*
 dangerkeith3000: (part 2) e drink and guzzles it down. Out pop two legs. Everyone begins to cheer and celebrate. Feeling a little tipsy, the boy stands up to try out his new legs. He stumbles left and right, right through the front door and out into the street where he is struck by a car and killed. A silence comes over the bar. The bartender shakes his head and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head!"
 dangerkeith3000: A man is at the hospital, waiting for his wife to give birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and informs the man that it's a boy, but his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The boy is just a head! The man is so excited, he doesn't care what people think. He loves his son and does everything to make him normal, takes him to his first game, etc. When the son turns 21, old enough for his first drink, his father takes him to a bar and orders him a drink. With his father's help, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Suddenly, a torso pops out. Shocked and excited, the father orders another drink for his son. As all the bar patrons watch in disbelief, out pop two arms. Even more excited, the father orders another drink for his son. The boy reaches out with his new hands, grabs th
 DrinkMixMan: He must be swimming at that Last Resort I hear so much about
 Sadbot: Assorted William
 Scoo: Dammit, Eleven!
 Mad Collager: Nice Jackknife!
 clayjar: Looks like Dexter was in a hurry.
 Christina: Someone used the Reality Stone.
 Derp Herpigan: I'm falling to pieces.
Image 246786   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Christina: @Zaxxoff It's already got one.
 dangerkeith3000: It literally came out from nowhere.
 Zaxxoff: sinkhole, you're never going to get a car by being sarcastic
Image 246785   05-10-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
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