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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

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253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

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 Minnesotan: @piranharama: yes, officially the "Thunderbolt" it was nicknamed "Juggernaut" because while there wasn't yet a supervillain with a relevant quote, y'know, nothing stops the Juggernaut.
 Stumpwiz: Dude, never stand in a prop arc!
 piranharama: You just couldnt kill those P-47s, brute of a plane.
 Zarathustra: He landed without bra.
 Minnesotan: nothing stops the Juggernaut!
 sparename: "Holy Airscrew, Batman!"
 glenalec: Your propeller is shot.
Image 246668   05-09-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
346
 
 VoR: Trollstist
Image 246667   05-09-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
375
 
 itskando: @ChubbyBuddy Hello fellow kids
 Wooden Spoon: @mammal883: did you lose the child in a ball-pit? That happens pretty frequently.
 betamax: Hey kid, wanna go to the park?
 charlemagne: what if you pretend you're three kids in a large overcoat
 ChubbyBuddy: Grown man in propeller beanie clutching over sized lolly pop: What?
 mammal883: I was once asked to leave the kids zone of a museum when I couldn't produce an accompanying child.
 jochenau: This is SAD. Because creepers.
Image 246666   05-09-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
704
 
 Scoo: Awww yissss mutha fuckin carrots
 waynelord: Girlfriends vegan party!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is your girlfriend paleo?
 sparename: "Fuck you, Buridan!" .. Well, until searching yet another thing that I have 'known' all my life and appears to be wrong. I thought that "Buridan's ass" (theoretically) starved whilst being unable to choose between two identical piles of carrots that he was exactly halfway between.. and now the internet tells me it was piles of hay (and these are horses)
Image 246665   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
485
 
 Science: Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
 Donut: LASERS! EIGHT O' CLOCK! DAY ONE! *zap* Sorry.
 E. HONDA: WE CAN MAKE BEANS INTO PEAS
 Winterneuro: Also: Get this clown trained. I want him in the games until he dies playing. Acknowledge.
 Winterneuro: Dont touch it! Its evil!!!
 Wooden Spoon: You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
 redbranch: Microchips?? And nipples FOR MEN?!?
 Peter Pantsless: Just slather them in BBQ sauce, dawg.
Image 246664   05-09-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
357
 
 Air Biscuit: @ChubbyBuddy but you only have to buy them once and then you can repeat this lifehack indefinitely.
 funny in the wall: Something about tide pods
 ChubbyBuddy: Fat guy clothes: $50 Movie ticket: $ten
 TurkeyVulture: It's my culture, not a costume.
 Warrax: Docking.
 skookaloo: You know they both chubbed up.
 glenalec: So that's what the kids are calling it now-days
Image 246663   05-09-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
634
 
 dobbiesdoogs: beary good snow angels
Image 246662   05-09-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
52
 
 XLY: @Wooden Spoon or Holly maybe??
 Wooden Spoon: Damn it!
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 glenalec: I peed on it so it's mine - dog.
Image 246661   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
935
 
 The Turks: When people ask what we did to deserve dogs, I am always sure the answer is that we put up with cats.
 piranharama: I licked it so its mine
 tib gubb: beta version, still needs some bugs worked out
Image 246660   05-09-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
144
 
 nimbus: @Science @wolfpk Nevermind that, those 'girls' are probably underaged and/or boys.
 Science: @wolfpk: Or three, if he's in Thailand.
 wolfpk: He might not wear a cape, but hopefully he wares a condom.
 jochenau: Possible but unlikely.
 Bluetocracy: I'm sure this story has a 'happy ending'
Image 246659   05-09-18   Uploaded by    phonk
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