Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

273526  Nope: "Look to your left" *Looks left* "Wow you look nice today!"

273544  Dr Awkward: @a robot identified

273545  Dr Awkward: I dont care if this has been posted before, I will Hyper-RAD this every time.

273505  Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273547  square44: they can talk?! dot com

273543  Dr. Bathroom: Time, by convention, is presented on the horizontal axis. Your measure is presented as a function of time.

273545  fanny: tote that goat, doggo!

273546  a robot: humans identified.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. ignatz
3. addend
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. a robot
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Air Biscuit
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1169 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (943 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (925 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (921 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (857 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (828 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (827 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (798 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
BoiledEggs uploaded 273447 (761 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (752 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 3975 points
 2. E. HONDA: 3897 points
 3. Side Boob: 2618 points
 4. reagan: 2276 points
 5. Shay: 2099 points
 6. skunkrocker: 2064 points
 7. cran vodka: 1880 points
 8. norgu5: 1861 points
 9. daver: 1835 points
10. Mexico: 1822 points
11. parrotsnest: 1787 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. RogueLeader: 1613 points
14. Never AFK: 1605 points
15. BoiledEggs: 1601 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: willowsprite.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 839
Registered users online in past hour: 2262

Average image score (last 24 hours): 330

Total number of comments: 1412512
Total number of images: 273531



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 139249
XP needed for green ranking: 36701
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
461
 
 Minnesotan: @piranharama: yes, officially the "Thunderbolt" it was nicknamed "Juggernaut" because while there wasn't yet a supervillain with a relevant quote, y'know, nothing stops the Juggernaut.
 Stumpwiz: Dude, never stand in a prop arc!
 piranharama: You just couldnt kill those P-47s, brute of a plane.
 Zarathustra: He landed without bra.
 Minnesotan: nothing stops the Juggernaut!
 sparename: "Holy Airscrew, Batman!"
 glenalec: Your propeller is shot.
Image 246668   05-09-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
346
 
 betamax: Trollstist
Image 246667   05-09-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
375
 
 itskando: @ChubbyBuddy Hello fellow kids
 Wooden Spoon: @mammal883: did you lose the child in a ball-pit? That happens pretty frequently.
 betamax: Hey kid, wanna go to the park?
 charlemagne: what if you pretend you're three kids in a large overcoat
 ChubbyBuddy: Grown man in propeller beanie clutching over sized lolly pop: What?
 mammal883: I was once asked to leave the kids zone of a museum when I couldn't produce an accompanying child.
 jochenau: This is SAD. Because creepers.
Image 246666   05-09-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
704
 
 Scoo: Awww yissss mutha fuckin carrots
 waynelord: Girlfriends vegan party!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is your girlfriend paleo?
 sparename: "Fuck you, Buridan!" .. Well, until searching yet another thing that I have 'known' all my life and appears to be wrong. I thought that "Buridan's ass" (theoretically) starved whilst being unable to choose between two identical piles of carrots that he was exactly halfway between.. and now the internet tells me it was piles of hay (and these are horses)
Image 246665   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
509
 
 Science: Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
 Donut: LASERS! EIGHT O' CLOCK! DAY ONE! *zap* Sorry.
 E. HONDA: WE CAN MAKE BEANS INTO PEAS
 Winterneuro: Also: Get this clown trained. I want him in the games until he dies playing. Acknowledge.
 Winterneuro: Dont touch it! Its evil!!!
 Wooden Spoon: You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
 redbranch: Microchips?? And nipples FOR MEN?!?
 Peter Pantsless: Just slather them in BBQ sauce, dawg.
Image 246664   05-09-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: @ChubbyBuddy but you only have to buy them once and then you can repeat this lifehack indefinitely.
 funny in the wall: Something about tide pods
 ChubbyBuddy: Fat guy clothes: $50 Movie ticket: $ten
 TurkeyVulture: It's my culture, not a costume.
 Warrax: Docking.
 skookaloo: You know they both chubbed up.
 glenalec: So that's what the kids are calling it now-days
Image 246663   05-09-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
659
 
 dobbiesdoogs: beary good snow angels
Image 246662   05-09-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
52
 
 XLY: @Wooden Spoon or Holly maybe??
 Wooden Spoon: Damn it!
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 glenalec: I peed on it so it's mine - dog.
Image 246661   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
963
 
 The Turks: When people ask what we did to deserve dogs, I am always sure the answer is that we put up with cats.
 piranharama: I licked it so its mine
 tib gubb: beta version, still needs some bugs worked out
Image 246660   05-09-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
144
 
 nimbus: @Science @wolfpk Nevermind that, those 'girls' are probably underaged and/or boys.
 Science: @wolfpk: Or three, if he's in Thailand.
 wolfpk: He might not wear a cape, but hopefully he wares a condom.
 jochenau: Possible but unlikely.
 Bluetocracy: I'm sure this story has a 'happy ending'
Image 246659   05-09-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Page 1 ... 2684 2685 2686 2687 2688 2689 2690 ... 27353 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.