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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
704
 
 Scoo: Awww yissss mutha fuckin carrots
 Yurishiro: Girlfriends vegan party!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is your girlfriend paleo?
 sparename: "Fuck you, Buridan!" .. Well, until searching yet another thing that I have 'known' all my life and appears to be wrong. I thought that "Buridan's ass" (theoretically) starved whilst being unable to choose between two identical piles of carrots that he was exactly halfway between.. and now the internet tells me it was piles of hay (and these are horses)
Image 246665   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
485
 
 Science: Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
 Donut: LASERS! EIGHT O' CLOCK! DAY ONE! *zap* Sorry.
 E. HONDA: WE CAN MAKE BEANS INTO PEAS
 Winterneuro: Also: Get this clown trained. I want him in the games until he dies playing. Acknowledge.
 Winterneuro: Dont touch it! Its evil!!!
 Wooden Spoon: You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
 some guy : Microchips?? And nipples FOR MEN?!?
 Peter Pantsless: Just slather them in BBQ sauce, dawg.
Image 246664   05-09-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
357
 
 Air Biscuit: @ChubbyBuddy but you only have to buy them once and then you can repeat this lifehack indefinitely.
 funny in the wall: Something about tide pods
 ChubbyBuddy: Fat guy clothes: $50 Movie ticket: $ten
 TurkeyVulture: It's my culture, not a costume.
 Warrax: Docking.
 skookaloo: You know they both chubbed up.
 glenalec: So that's what the kids are calling it now-days
Image 246663   05-09-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
634
 
 dobbiesdoogs: beary good snow angels
Image 246662   05-09-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
52
 
 XLY: @Wooden Spoon or Holly maybe??
 Wooden Spoon: Damn it!
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 glenalec: I peed on it so it's mine - dog.
Image 246661   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
906
 
 some guy : When people ask what we did to deserve dogs, I am always sure the answer is that we put up with cats.
 piranharama: I licked it so its mine
 tib gubb: beta version, still needs some bugs worked out
Image 246660   05-09-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
144
 
 Yurishiro: @Science @wolfpk Nevermind that, those 'girls' are probably underaged and/or boys.
 Science: @wolfpk: Or three, if he's in Thailand.
 wolfpk: He might not wear a cape, but hopefully he wares a condom.
 jochenau: Possible but unlikely.
 Bluetocracy: I'm sure this story has a 'happy ending'
Image 246659   05-09-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
790
 
 DrinkMixMan: DJ Geazzy Geordi
 jochenau: Houndstooth...OF THE FUTURRRE
 Warrax: The 2380's called. They said you're looking great, carry on.
 Not A Bot: a ggro-gator
 Butcherboy: Youre still not going to get Dr Brahms Geordie. I dont care what the final episode says
 Bluetocracy: Geordi La Fresh
Image 246658   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
235
 
 addend: Not even his final formal.
 Psymon: I'll Piccolo up at 7?
Image 246657   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 some guy : OMGWTFBBQ
 tib gubb: no dude, that's tartar sauce, not barbecue sauce
 Bluetocracy: pure evil
 White Rice: @fanny "I couldn't believe it, but it's TRUE!!!!1! Just ask any one of these other stock-photos with a randomly generated name attached to it!"
 fanny: the fucking you win! $1000 amazon gift card! pop up on this site this week is killing me.
 Sadbot: I'm partial to Intel-style BBQ
Image 246656   05-09-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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