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272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

272640  dangerkeith3000: I just went to this guy's website and a lot of his comic are really effed up. In a good way. No Harry Crumb of course, but this comic here isn't that representative of his work that I've seen.

272654  Jalamunch Totorito: Just give him your lunch! Have you no heart?!

272621  charlemagne: I've made a huge mistake

272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

272643  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

272642  wolfpk: Those are some cool cats! At the very least, smart ones.

272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

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272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
704
 
 Scoo: Awww yissss mutha fuckin carrots
 waynelord: Girlfriends vegan party!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is your girlfriend paleo?
 sparename: "Fuck you, Buridan!" .. Well, until searching yet another thing that I have 'known' all my life and appears to be wrong. I thought that "Buridan's ass" (theoretically) starved whilst being unable to choose between two identical piles of carrots that he was exactly halfway between.. and now the internet tells me it was piles of hay (and these are horses)
Image 246665   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
509
 
 Science: Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
 Donut: LASERS! EIGHT O' CLOCK! DAY ONE! *zap* Sorry.
 E. HONDA: WE CAN MAKE BEANS INTO PEAS
 Winterneuro: Also: Get this clown trained. I want him in the games until he dies playing. Acknowledge.
 Winterneuro: Dont touch it! Its evil!!!
 Wooden Spoon: You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
 redbranch: Microchips?? And nipples FOR MEN?!?
 Peter Pantsless: Just slather them in BBQ sauce, dawg.
Image 246664   05-09-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: @ChubbyBuddy but you only have to buy them once and then you can repeat this lifehack indefinitely.
 funny in the wall: Something about tide pods
 ChubbyBuddy: Fat guy clothes: $50 Movie ticket: $ten
 TurkeyVulture: It's my culture, not a costume.
 Warrax: Docking.
 skookaloo: You know they both chubbed up.
 glenalec: So that's what the kids are calling it now-days
Image 246663   05-09-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
659
 
 dobbiesdoogs: beary good snow angels
Image 246662   05-09-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
52
 
 XLY: @Wooden Spoon or Holly maybe??
 Wooden Spoon: Damn it!
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 glenalec: I peed on it so it's mine - dog.
Image 246661   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
963
 
 The Turks: When people ask what we did to deserve dogs, I am always sure the answer is that we put up with cats.
 piranharama: I licked it so its mine
 tib gubb: beta version, still needs some bugs worked out
Image 246660   05-09-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
144
 
 nimbus: @Science @wolfpk Nevermind that, those 'girls' are probably underaged and/or boys.
 Science: @wolfpk: Or three, if he's in Thailand.
 wolfpk: He might not wear a cape, but hopefully he wares a condom.
 jochenau: Possible but unlikely.
 Bluetocracy: I'm sure this story has a 'happy ending'
Image 246659   05-09-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
790
 
 DrinkMixMan: DJ Geazzy Geordi
 jochenau: Houndstooth...OF THE FUTURRRE
 Warrax: The 2380's called. They said you're looking great, carry on.
 Not A Bot: a ggro-gator
 Butcherboy: Youre still not going to get Dr Brahms Geordie. I dont care what the final episode says
 Bluetocracy: Geordi La Fresh
Image 246658   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
235
 
 addend: Not even his final formal.
 Psymon: I'll Piccolo up at 7?
Image 246657   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 Pegged Lamb: OMGWTFBBQ
 tib gubb: no dude, that's tartar sauce, not barbecue sauce
 Bluetocracy: pure evil
 White Rice: @fanny "I couldn't believe it, but it's TRUE!!!!1! Just ask any one of these other stock-photos with a randomly generated name attached to it!"
 fanny: the fucking you win! $1000 amazon gift card! pop up on this site this week is killing me.
 Sadbot: I'm partial to Intel-style BBQ
Image 246656   05-09-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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