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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.



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Score:
704
 
 Scoo: Awww yissss mutha fuckin carrots
 waynelord: Girlfriends vegan party!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is your girlfriend paleo?
 sparename: "Fuck you, Buridan!" .. Well, until searching yet another thing that I have 'known' all my life and appears to be wrong. I thought that "Buridan's ass" (theoretically) starved whilst being unable to choose between two identical piles of carrots that he was exactly halfway between.. and now the internet tells me it was piles of hay (and these are horses)
Image 246665   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
509
 
 Science: Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
 Donut: LASERS! EIGHT O' CLOCK! DAY ONE! *zap* Sorry.
 E. HONDA: WE CAN MAKE BEANS INTO PEAS
 Winterneuro: Also: Get this clown trained. I want him in the games until he dies playing. Acknowledge.
 Winterneuro: Dont touch it! Its evil!!!
 Wooden Spoon: You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
 redbranch: Microchips?? And nipples FOR MEN?!?
 Peter Pantsless: Just slather them in BBQ sauce, dawg.
Image 246664   05-09-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: @ChubbyBuddy but you only have to buy them once and then you can repeat this lifehack indefinitely.
 funny in the wall: Something about tide pods
 ChubbyBuddy: Fat guy clothes: $50 Movie ticket: $ten
 TurkeyVulture: It's my culture, not a costume.
 Warrax: Docking.
 skookaloo: You know they both chubbed up.
 glenalec: So that's what the kids are calling it now-days
Image 246663   05-09-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
659
 
 dobbiesdoogs: beary good snow angels
Image 246662   05-09-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
52
 
 XLY: @Wooden Spoon or Holly maybe??
 Wooden Spoon: Damn it!
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 Wooden Spoon: No one in that house knew how to spell HALEY
 glenalec: I peed on it so it's mine - dog.
Image 246661   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
963
 
 The Turks: When people ask what we did to deserve dogs, I am always sure the answer is that we put up with cats.
 piranharama: I licked it so its mine
 tib gubb: beta version, still needs some bugs worked out
Image 246660   05-09-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
144
 
 nimbus: @Science @wolfpk Nevermind that, those 'girls' are probably underaged and/or boys.
 Science: @wolfpk: Or three, if he's in Thailand.
 wolfpk: He might not wear a cape, but hopefully he wares a condom.
 jochenau: Possible but unlikely.
 Bluetocracy: I'm sure this story has a 'happy ending'
Image 246659   05-09-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
790
 
 DrinkMixMan: DJ Geazzy Geordi
 jochenau: Houndstooth...OF THE FUTURRRE
 Warrax: The 2380's called. They said you're looking great, carry on.
 Not A Bot: a ggro-gator
 Butcherboy: Youre still not going to get Dr Brahms Geordie. I dont care what the final episode says
 Bluetocracy: Geordi La Fresh
Image 246658   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
235
 
 addend: Not even his final formal.
 Psymon: I'll Piccolo up at 7?
Image 246657   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 Pegged Lamb: OMGWTFBBQ
 tib gubb: no dude, that's tartar sauce, not barbecue sauce
 Bluetocracy: pure evil
 White Rice: @fanny "I couldn't believe it, but it's TRUE!!!!1! Just ask any one of these other stock-photos with a randomly generated name attached to it!"
 fanny: the fucking you win! $1000 amazon gift card! pop up on this site this week is killing me.
 Sadbot: I'm partial to Intel-style BBQ
Image 246656   05-09-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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