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253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
660
 
 Donut: Pick my what now?
 a robot: I have never watched Dragonball Z ever in my whole life, but luckily memes on the internet tell me all I would ever need to know about it
 jochenau: @Bluetocracy I'm not sure what kind of bowel movement they'd have given that they subsist on water...
 Bluetocracy: The translator must be broken. In their native language, what was translated as 'May 9th' actually means something like 'successful victory over a lengthy bowel movement'.
 Psymon: Happy hatch-from-egg day!
 Peter Pantsless: I would, but the neighbors can't stand the noise
 Sadbot: I will shoot pinatas of Goku and Raditz in his honor
 tib gubb: apt timing on the spaceship... who knew?
 Knice: *checks calendar, croaks "actually timely!" faints*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Happy Piccolo day!!!
Image 246654   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
633
 
 PenguinBartender: "Just chewin' on a stick and letting it all air out. You?"
Image 246653   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
957
 
 addend: Sure, but where could you go?
 Bluetocracy: can I hitch a ride?
 VoR: I want to break free...
 San DoDo: X
Image 246652   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
428
 
 ignatz: @Yurishiro (only to make my 'Angles' joke work..)
 Youll Cowards: @ignatz that 'hoping' is really creepy
 San DoDo: @ignatz @Yurishiro looks like Lenin and Edgar Allan Poe to me..
 ignatz: @Yurishiro I was hoping it was Marx and Angles..
 livelovebarf: Did you know these are lenin and trotsky? Answer now!! [obnoxious game show music]
Image 246651   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 Science: Don't do it in your sock, or your mom will be quite shocked.
 VoR: I'm southern so basket and gasket didn't rhyme.
 Joseph: My parents were dorky too, but this is some next level shit.
 funny in the wall: Thats a bomb, not a gasket
 tib gubb: tldr
 breadtoaster: *aims gun to self*
Image 246650   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
494
 
 Not A Bot: Moroccat
 Warrax: Maybe next time you'll break your spine in the other direction.
 madmax1: Honey, I'll fix this in an eeny meeny miny moment!
Image 246649   05-09-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
539
 
 Bluetocracy: Now you all know where the phrase, "It cuts through steel like butter" comes from.
 Psymon: To be fair, the butter was 3 weeks past expiration
 VoR: If crusts break knives imagine the dame to your teeth. Say no to crusts!
 charlemagne: would you rather have butter or steel?
 antipatterns: this is why you need to use a butter knife *ahem* sorry, i mean a better knife.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you. Buy a butter dish.
 Scoo: SOME BUTTER
 VeeKay: Jet fuel can't... ah cut the crap Veekay
 KingTrebek: This butter can be used to cut steel
Image 246648   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 itskando: Yass! On the third day, he lifted again.
 Prostata: yep, I have a towel ready to go
 night shift: Apparently not!
 Bluetocracy: Jesus swole for the masses, rose up, and kicked evils' asses. Then had a huge tailgate party where he turned everyone's water to beer. The next day, all the women were pregnant. The end?
 Psymon: Are you ready for Jesus to lay the smackdown on you, brotha!?
 Joseph: That's cool, but he won't be able to get a visa or greencard currently so he'll likely stay at home.
 bug: And Jesus spoke unto the masses: "Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin' and fuckin' is all I crave."
 dangerkeith3000: I don't wanna watch this porn.
Image 246647   05-09-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
601
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 itskando: I wish they made the no into new
 Bluetocracy: yeah, socket to them.
 bug: WARNING: DADS IN IMMEDIATE VICINITY
Image 246646   05-09-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
557
 
 Bluetocracy: yesh
 KEKOEKEOEK: Babies are made of metal.
Image 246645   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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