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272382  thecraftywolf: many people have taken to wearing masks as means to catfish

272382  Sadbot: Alright, I can sit alone in a corner but now the beer costs more

272371  thecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272376  thecraftywolf: @Mr. Butt how dare you shit on bicycle race

272390  virtualman: But can we get a National Treasure 3?

272379  mwoody: @Mr. Butt I disagree. There is the BEST possible reason that she's casting three feet of line over her head.

272378  Off Topic: Guy Fieri named as prime suspect.

272379  Mr. Butt: That pole doesn't have a reel. There's no reason she should be casting three feet of line over her head.

272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.



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Score:
660
 
 Donut: Pick my what now?
 a robot: I have never watched Dragonball Z ever in my whole life, but luckily memes on the internet tell me all I would ever need to know about it
 jochenau: @Bluetocracy I'm not sure what kind of bowel movement they'd have given that they subsist on water...
 Bluetocracy: The translator must be broken. In their native language, what was translated as 'May 9th' actually means something like 'successful victory over a lengthy bowel movement'.
 Psymon: Happy hatch-from-egg day!
 Peter Pantsless: I would, but the neighbors can't stand the noise
 Sadbot: I will shoot pinatas of Goku and Raditz in his honor
 tib gubb: apt timing on the spaceship... who knew?
 Knice: *checks calendar, croaks "actually timely!" faints*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Happy Piccolo day!!!
Image 246654   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
633
 
 PenguinBartender: "Just chewin' on a stick and letting it all air out. You?"
Image 246653   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
957
 
 addend: Sure, but where could you go?
 Bluetocracy: can I hitch a ride?
 crazyfingers: I want to break free...
 San DoDo: X
Image 246652   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
428
 
 celebgate: @Yurishiro (only to make my 'Angles' joke work..)
 Youll Cowards: @ignatz that 'hoping' is really creepy
 San DoDo: @ignatz @Yurishiro looks like Lenin and Edgar Allan Poe to me..
 bigbison: @Yurishiro I was hoping it was Marx and Angles..
 livelovebarf: Did you know these are lenin and trotsky? Answer now!! [obnoxious game show music]
Image 246651   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 Science: Don't do it in your sock, or your mom will be quite shocked.
 majorchamp: I'm southern so basket and gasket didn't rhyme.
 Joseph: My parents were dorky too, but this is some next level shit.
 funny in the wall: Thats a bomb, not a gasket
 tib gubb: tldr
 breadtoaster: *aims gun to self*
Image 246650   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
494
 
 Not A Bot: Moroccat
 Warrax: Maybe next time you'll break your spine in the other direction.
 madmax1: Honey, I'll fix this in an eeny meeny miny moment!
Image 246649   05-09-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
539
 
 Bluetocracy: Now you all know where the phrase, "It cuts through steel like butter" comes from.
 Psymon: To be fair, the butter was 3 weeks past expiration
 Social Vegan: If crusts break knives imagine the dame to your teeth. Say no to crusts!
 charlemagne: would you rather have butter or steel?
 Unstableton: this is why you need to use a butter knife *ahem* sorry, i mean a better knife.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you. Buy a butter dish.
 Scoo: SOME BUTTER
 blablabla: Jet fuel can't... ah cut the crap Veekay
 KingTrebek: This butter can be used to cut steel
Image 246648   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 itskando: Yass! On the third day, he lifted again.
 Prostata: yep, I have a towel ready to go
 night shift: Apparently not!
 Bluetocracy: Jesus swole for the masses, rose up, and kicked evils' asses. Then had a huge tailgate party where he turned everyone's water to beer. The next day, all the women were pregnant. The end?
 Psymon: Are you ready for Jesus to lay the smackdown on you, brotha!?
 Joseph: That's cool, but he won't be able to get a visa or greencard currently so he'll likely stay at home.
 bug: And Jesus spoke unto the masses: "Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin' and fuckin' is all I crave."
 dangerkeith3000: I don't wanna watch this porn.
Image 246647   05-09-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
601
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 itskando: I wish they made the no into new
 Bluetocracy: yeah, socket to them.
 bug: WARNING: DADS IN IMMEDIATE VICINITY
Image 246646   05-09-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
582
 
 Bluetocracy: yesh
 KEKOEKEOEK: Babies are made of metal.
Image 246645   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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