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262816  Felicity: @tib gubb Thanks!

263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose



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Score:
660
 
 Donut: Pick my what now?
 a robot: I have never watched Dragonball Z ever in my whole life, but luckily memes on the internet tell me all I would ever need to know about it
 jochenau: @Bluetocracy I'm not sure what kind of bowel movement they'd have given that they subsist on water...
 Bluetocracy: The translator must be broken. In their native language, what was translated as 'May 9th' actually means something like 'successful victory over a lengthy bowel movement'.
 Psymon: Happy hatch-from-egg day!
 Peter Pantsless: I would, but the neighbors can't stand the noise
 Sadbot: I will shoot pinatas of Goku and Raditz in his honor
 tib gubb: apt timing on the spaceship... who knew?
 Knice: *checks calendar, croaks "actually timely!" faints*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Happy Piccolo day!!!
Image 246654   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
633
 
 PenguinBartender: "Just chewin' on a stick and letting it all air out. You?"
Image 246653   05-09-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
957
 
 addend: Sure, but where could you go?
 Bluetocracy: can I hitch a ride?
 VoR: I want to break free...
 San DoDo: X
Image 246652   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
428
 
 celebgate: @Yurishiro (only to make my 'Angles' joke work..)
 Youll Cowards: @ignatz that 'hoping' is really creepy
 San DoDo: @ignatz @Yurishiro looks like Lenin and Edgar Allan Poe to me..
 bigbison: @Yurishiro I was hoping it was Marx and Angles..
 livelovebarf: Did you know these are lenin and trotsky? Answer now!! [obnoxious game show music]
Image 246651   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 Science: Don't do it in your sock, or your mom will be quite shocked.
 VoR: I'm southern so basket and gasket didn't rhyme.
 Joseph: My parents were dorky too, but this is some next level shit.
 funny in the wall: Thats a bomb, not a gasket
 tib gubb: tldr
 breadtoaster: *aims gun to self*
Image 246650   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
494
 
 Not A Bot: Moroccat
 Warrax: Maybe next time you'll break your spine in the other direction.
 madmax1: Honey, I'll fix this in an eeny meeny miny moment!
Image 246649   05-09-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
539
 
 Bluetocracy: Now you all know where the phrase, "It cuts through steel like butter" comes from.
 Psymon: To be fair, the butter was 3 weeks past expiration
 VoR: If crusts break knives imagine the dame to your teeth. Say no to crusts!
 charlemagne: would you rather have butter or steel?
 antipatterns: this is why you need to use a butter knife *ahem* sorry, i mean a better knife.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you. Buy a butter dish.
 Scoo: SOME BUTTER
 VeeKay: Jet fuel can't... ah cut the crap Veekay
 KingTrebek: This butter can be used to cut steel
Image 246648   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 itskando: Yass! On the third day, he lifted again.
 Prostata: yep, I have a towel ready to go
 night shift: Apparently not!
 Bluetocracy: Jesus swole for the masses, rose up, and kicked evils' asses. Then had a huge tailgate party where he turned everyone's water to beer. The next day, all the women were pregnant. The end?
 Psymon: Are you ready for Jesus to lay the smackdown on you, brotha!?
 Joseph: That's cool, but he won't be able to get a visa or greencard currently so he'll likely stay at home.
 bug: And Jesus spoke unto the masses: "Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin' and fuckin' is all I crave."
 dangerkeith3000: I don't wanna watch this porn.
Image 246647   05-09-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
601
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 itskando: I wish they made the no into new
 Bluetocracy: yeah, socket to them.
 bug: WARNING: DADS IN IMMEDIATE VICINITY
Image 246646   05-09-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
582
 
 Bluetocracy: yesh
 KEKOEKEOEK: Babies are made of metal.
Image 246645   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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