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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
807
 
 Kaviri: Borkf!?
 metallica: @Science No calories but all that dog taste?
 Science: Zero!
Image 246409   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
382
 
 dangerkeith3000: humper
 Kaviri: That obviously says 'hunger', Teech.
 Religion X: Quit stalin or lottery?
 reagan: Or letters!
 Teechur: Bunger?
 glenalec: N0 1 W0n7
Image 246408   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
725
 
 Kaviri: I need somebody! Not just anybody! I need someone.
 Zarathustra: Van Gogh?
Image 246407   05-08-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
391
 
 Mr. Shine: *lied
 Kaviri: This is what happens when you divorce your primary care physician.
 WTF: @Dr Awkward In a professional/academic context I'm cool with it. I'm talking about the assholes who want to be called that by staff in private conversation or by people outside the work environment.
 Dr Awkward: @WTF My colleagues and I try to get our college students to Eder to us by our proper titles in the context of the classroom or research, but I've never corrected a student directly because it seems douchey (Most just drop the title completely and just call me by my last name, which I'm pretty fine with)
 petepuma: Commander Datta would have been much better
 funny in the wall: I always make telemarketers call me doctor to throw them off their game. Im kind of over it otherwise, however, it felt important for the first few years @WTF
 WTF: I've worked with enough to know that only pretentious assholes request that you to address them as 'doctor'.
 Side Boob: That tweet took me on an emotional rollercoaster.
 flatluigi: I doctor you too
Image 246406   05-08-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
693
 
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers Username/comment combo :D
 Mr. Whiskers: Mrow
Image 246405   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
394
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's like the Ghostmobile had sex with Max Headroom.
 petepuma: can't wait to see this on a dashcam accident video
 Side Boob: Next week, on 'Pimp My Lada'
 Air Biscuit: Once you buy the car, you can do whatever you want with it i suppose.
Image 246404   05-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
614
 
 Sandor: Attempted murder
 Air Biscuit: Nice toque.
Image 246403   05-08-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
588
 
 brian greene: dogs which stand like this for any length of time need to see a vet
 Air Biscuit: 28...29...30 ready or not, here i come!
 glenalec: I can hear them next door!
Image 246402   05-08-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
117
 
 WTF: Either that's a buttock with a hairy front leg or a boob with a hairy back.
 Sadbot: The only winning move is not to play
Image 246401   05-08-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
220
 
 tib gubb: Beauty of North Korea.
 dangerkeith3000: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mr. Shine: Beauty of North Korea.
 Prostata: Beauty of North Korea.
 GoGo Robotto: Beauty of North Korea.
 hapi papi: Beauty of North Korea.
 Sadbot: Beauty of North Korea.
 grace: Beauty of North Korea.
 glenalec: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 246400   05-08-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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