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271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

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272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

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 UltraBeverly: Creationists mistakenly believe this!
 Otterman: Filthy. But genuinely arousing.
 catsanddogs: @Amy Housewine You wanna start on the mouth end, and move ass-wards as you eat.
 Zarathustra: @Amy Housewine you mean the same thing but with a snake and a donkey right?
 Amy Housewine: On other websites, there would already have been ten comments about eating ass by now.
 Zarathustra: Whybthe elephant gets happier in each picture?
 bug: @lecj07 Which is closer to being evolutionarily accurate...
 lecj07: If you read bottom to top it's about a dinosaur shedding it's skin to become an elephant and a snake.
Image 246305   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 246304   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
285
 
 WTF: What your sac looks like after being smashed on those little bike seats for three hours.
 Dr Awkward: @Ihminen Be glad it wasn't herpes
 DrinkMixMan: Can I get a half-sized version in tribute to Lance Armstrong?
 Zarathustra: More like nutreise hehe hehe.
 Butcherboy: My friend got me this as a dont bump into me light for my telescope tripod. Gets great looks at public outreach sessions
 bug: I suppose that is creative...
 Niels Bohr: @Ihminen I prefer upside down heart.
 Ihminen: oh no the truck nuts culture is spreading
Image 246303   05-07-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
320
 
 lecj07: An egret with no regrets
 sparename: Made of celery
Image 246302   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
1006
 
 Annoying Vegan : Eeeeeeeeeee one popped ear!
 barfolomew: They're all good dogs Brient
Image 246301   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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 tib gubb: moon moon's cousin from the hood
 barfolomew: They're all good dogs Breint
 lecj07: I must borkf you
Image 246300   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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 a robot: Aren't you a little old to be living with your mom?
 Micro Jackson: So hurry up, already
 Rent A Dog: I like how 'guests' tip in advance
Image 246299   05-07-18   Uploaded by    durian
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 2Berries: @Yurishiro for now
 sparename: *Subtext
 Scoo: Bu(Pi) Sex
 dangerkeith3000: *latin chanting* "ludibrium verius sexus.."
 lecj07: @Knice She's mastered levitation, she has no fear
 shark: She's praying at the butt sex shrine. May she have plentiful butt sex this year.
 trucker: @Knice I'd say. That thing is wider than her waist line.
 Knice: She's looking pretty brave.
Image 246298   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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 taxKilla: Mighty friendly around here!
 Side Boob: @Warrax Dogs ARE the secret to world peace
 Warrax: The dish just picked up an alien transmission and doggo is trying relay the secret to world peace.
 lecj07: This lamp is loud
 flushpuppy: I AM QUEEN
Image 246297   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
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 glenalec: @FabricMan - That's what they do with all the marbles they eat!
 sparename: Shouldn't it be a rabbit?
 boomboomboom: Hippoop
 FabricMan: Not hungry anymore
 lecj07: Make sure to clean your balls before fingering them.
 Side Boob: Same.
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