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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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 Mr. Butt: The incredible shrinking man!
 Side Boob: Guess who got bigger
 Vorm Gongo: d'aww!
 addend: See, he /did/ grow into it.
Image 246212   05-06-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
259
 
 arctic fox: Lancelot Link: secret chimp
 lecj07: I shall hang this in my parlor.
Image 246211   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
396
 
 grizzly: @some guy I was gonna say something about him being late for dinner because he's swamped.
 brown tony: Good morning, please take a seat.
 The Man: Honey, you'll never believe how bogged down I was today at work!
 jazzjunkie: And now for something completely different.
 lecj07: Bet it smells wonderful in there.
 arcticfox12x: this is old
 glenalec: This is acceptable.
Image 246210   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
557
 
 mrwiffler: Captain Pugwash.
 doggggggie: Where is our armed Navy to sink vessels like these and preserve doggo genetics??
 addend: "...Gopher, Isaac, Julie, Doc, ...and here's Capt. Stubing."
 lecj07: Pug life
Image 246209   05-06-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
355
 
 champeen: I'm funny from my head tomatoes.
 livelovebarf: Tomatha from the makers of Mslix!
 Warrax: ha? HA!
 Not A Bot: LOCAL MOMS NEED
Image 246208   05-06-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
661
 
 ignatz: @E. HONDA Haha "Ejaculate! Ejaculate!"
 E. HONDA: how about shouting "AFFIRMATIVE AFFIRMATIVE" in a Dalek voice
 phailsauce: yeehp yep eyyup yep yeeh-NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOEPNOPENPOENPOENPNOPENOEPNONPENOPENOPENOPEEE!!
 jazzjunkie: @Minnesotan Um, that's not in the script. Are you even aware you're saying "now we know"? ;-)
 jazzjunkie: @when so Uh huh yep yep yep yep yep
 when so: Uh Huh.
 elmosco: @tib gubb I've done it. Wasn't a big shock because I had already showed my dude this.
 Minnesotan: NOW WE KNOW
 tib gubb: i'd do it
 huskyboy: What is that supposed to be? A uterus?
 ChubbyBuddy: perhapsperhapsperhapsperhapsperhapsperhaps INDEEEEEED
 Scoo: Yep
Image 246207   05-06-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
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 trelyate: hold my nuggets
 violentwrath: SMD
 arcticfox12x: that would probably be illegal
Image 246206   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
528
 
 Mr Bleak: @arcticfox12x There is a high res version here: wallpapershome dot com/images/pages/pich/15808 dot jpg
 arcticfox12x: pretty
Image 246205   05-06-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Monday. It must be Monday.
 kate2point0: Reminds me of the sculptor in Superman III
 addend: Relax, dude. Don't blow your top.
 when so: If my painting can't be perfect, I might as well die in a pyroclastic flow
Image 246204   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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