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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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4. Dr Awkward
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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby



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WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
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11. tess: 1827 points
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 VeeKay: Brakes were made in America, by Westinghouse. Beauty of Gare Montparnasse.
 Zarathustra: Extreme bdsm anal fisting.
 Mr. Shine: BOOP!!!
 Whatever: See, I knew that the light at the end of the tunnel was an oncoming train
 wolfpk: Today in history: It was learned that trains need brakes. After this unfortunate incident, brakes become standard on most trains.
 Joseph: That train has sailed.
 grizzly: A woman was killed. The engineer was fined a few hundred in today's USD.
Image 246139   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
877
 
 illBilliam: The Titanic was an inside job.
 glenalec: Steel beams can't melt iceberg.
 Zarathustra: Therefore the earth is flat.
 Air Biscuit: Thanks taft.
 DrinkMixMan: Climate change
 WTF: Checkmate libtards!
Image 246138   05-06-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
1047
 
 Mad Collager: I found this rooting around in the bay.
 Air Biscuit: Harmless farmpooler.
 San DoDo: It'll do in a pinch
 Christina: Vegan lobster.
Image 246137   05-06-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
219
 
 San DoDo: This speaks volumes..
Image 246136   05-06-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
312
 
 Entertainmentalist: @Nope This wasn't a dine-and-dash, as the person (not me) who received this receipt related the tale, the party ordered four doubles, but were charged for 8 drinks. They said they just asked if the price was correct, as doubles are usually a little cheaper than two individual drinks.
 Uncle Phil: I could go for a reuben.
 Nope: This is how our system used to handle dine and dashes so tip outs would balance properly. Without the asshole customer verbiage.
 grizzly: @Christina I need to step up my game.
 Christina: Being an asshole pays.
Image 246135   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
516
 
 RiderFan: That is not Mercury, that is Barium.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: plot twist thats his blood. he ripped he own hang low off!!!
 Christina: Toxic.
 Joseph: Meteorologists hate this one weird trick. Thermometers will never be the same again.
 DrinkMixMan: My move, creep
 DrinkMixMan: Dead or alive, I'm coming
 sparename: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE CYBORGS ARE COMING!"
 Peter Pantsless: haha gross
Image 246134   05-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
323
 
 togboat: Monsieur fish
 Side Boob: You look mahvelous!
Image 246133   05-06-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
174
 
 dirtstick: Dude, show us your weenis!
 Zarathustra: You'll shit brix when you see it.
 werterland: Don't worry, I know how to communicate with them: *unnecessarily loud* Sup, brahs?
Image 246132   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
410
 
 BavidDowie: I'd ask you for a quarter, but i wouldn't want it after you fish it out of anywhere you could have one.
 Starky15: Morpheus..I need an exit. Im done with the sumo program
 sparename: INCORRECT, not what I had in mind when I asked for a picture of a Sumo Ring..
Image 246131   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
461
 
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure that's illegal
 Jabberwikket: Do you feel lucky, Blau punkt ?
 Mr. Shine: Toot toot, mothertruckers!
 Starky15: Let me guess. Bugs Bunny put his finger in the end?
 Dresdenkeogh: Blunderbus! Blunder...van... Car? Blunder...coupe.
 Dresdenkeogh: Blunderbus! Blunder...van... Car? Blunder...coupe.
 Side Boob: Loudener
 ignatz: HMG.
Image 246130   05-06-18   Uploaded by    chemical
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