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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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 Troll: Brakes were made in America, by Westinghouse. Beauty of Gare Montparnasse.
 Zarathustra: Extreme bdsm anal fisting.
 Mr. Shine: BOOP!!!
 Whatever: See, I knew that the light at the end of the tunnel was an oncoming train
 wolfpk: Today in history: It was learned that trains need brakes. After this unfortunate incident, brakes become standard on most trains.
 Joseph: That train has sailed.
 grizzly: A woman was killed. The engineer was fined a few hundred in today's USD.
Image 246139   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
877
 
 illBilliam: The Titanic was an inside job.
 glenalec: Steel beams can't melt iceberg.
 Zarathustra: Therefore the earth is flat.
 Air Biscuit: Thanks taft.
 DrinkMixMan: Climate change
 WTF: Checkmate libtards!
Image 246138   05-06-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
1047
 
 Mad Collager: I found this rooting around in the bay.
 Air Biscuit: Harmless farmpooler.
 San DoDo: It'll do in a pinch
 Christina: Vegan lobster.
Image 246137   05-06-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
219
 
 San DoDo: This speaks volumes..
Image 246136   05-06-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
312
 
 Entertainmentalist: @Nope This wasn't a dine-and-dash, as the person (not me) who received this receipt related the tale, the party ordered four doubles, but were charged for 8 drinks. They said they just asked if the price was correct, as doubles are usually a little cheaper than two individual drinks.
 Uncle Phil: I could go for a reuben.
 Nope: This is how our system used to handle dine and dashes so tip outs would balance properly. Without the asshole customer verbiage.
 grizzly: @Christina I need to step up my game.
 Christina: Being an asshole pays.
Image 246135   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
516
 
 RiderFan: That is not Mercury, that is Barium.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: plot twist thats his blood. he ripped he own hang low off!!!
 Christina: Toxic.
 Joseph: Meteorologists hate this one weird trick. Thermometers will never be the same again.
 DrinkMixMan: My move, creep
 DrinkMixMan: Dead or alive, I'm coming
 sparename: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE CYBORGS ARE COMING!"
 Peter Pantsless: haha gross
Image 246134   05-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
323
 
 togboat: Monsieur fish
 Side Boob: You look mahvelous!
Image 246133   05-06-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
174
 
 dirtstick: Dude, show us your weenis!
 Zarathustra: You'll shit brix when you see it.
 werterland: Don't worry, I know how to communicate with them: *unnecessarily loud* Sup, brahs?
Image 246132   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
410
 
 BavidDowie: I'd ask you for a quarter, but i wouldn't want it after you fish it out of anywhere you could have one.
 Starky15: Morpheus..I need an exit. Im done with the sumo program
 sparename: INCORRECT, not what I had in mind when I asked for a picture of a Sumo Ring..
Image 246131   05-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
484
 
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure that's illegal
 Jabberwikket: Do you feel lucky, Blau punkt ?
 Mr. Shine: Toot toot, mothertruckers!
 Starky15: Let me guess. Bugs Bunny put his finger in the end?
 Dresdenkeogh: Blunderbus! Blunder...van... Car? Blunder...coupe.
 Dresdenkeogh: Blunderbus! Blunder...van... Car? Blunder...coupe.
 Side Boob: Loudener
 mom: HMG.
Image 246130   05-06-18   Uploaded by    chemical
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