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272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

272847  Sadbot: @Sadbot Shit was annoying for placement and taking up a ton of your visual arc, though

272847  Sadbot: Car lore has it that pre-GM Saabs had beefy A-beams because a higher up was killed running into a moose

272845  ignatz: ..... ... .... .....

272836  Not A Bot: They're having a fire sale

272836  Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*

272841  Side Boob: Ayyyyy!

272844  Side Boob: A long way to go for very little.

272845  Side Boob: Even the .01% can't afford a monitor big enough to read this.

272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 jochenau: There's nothing inherently binary about electricity. You could set up a trinary system where 0 volts means 0, between 0 and 10 volts means 1, and 10 or more volts means 2, for instance. That said, binary is much more practical than trinary or decimal or whatever else, for a number of reasons.
 Hokie333: I don't recall my 6809 having a PICKAX op-code. Must be an X86 thing.
Image 245994   05-05-18   Uploaded by    vape station
 Not A Bot: I remember mine craft before the 12 year olds took it over
 Zarathustra: When you finally meet someone who you've been a friend with on social media and you feel more comfortable texting than actually talking.
Image 245993   05-05-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mad Collager: Goochy, goochy!
 BavidDowie: No, you are getting owned in real life
 Greifer: @Warrax pinch!
 Warrax: *boop*
 Zarathustra: Dude you should try my elbow moissturizing ointment.
 Annoying Vegan : The ol spicy elbow pinch
Image 245992   05-05-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Mr Bleak: The Tin Foil Man: Oz reboot looking low budget.
Image 245991   05-05-18   Uploaded by    dingding
 Mr Bleak: You had to feed it after midnight, didn't you?
 Not A Bot: Well, that's grounds for divorce if ever I saw it.
 desertfox: Snarf
 San DoDo: Gentlemen, we must catch that dot once and for all!
 robford: Bow ties are cool.
 Winterneuro: Fizzwicket lives!
Image 245990   05-05-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob I know what you mean - I'm hungry too.
 Side Boob: This photo makes me want a puppy!
 Zarathustra: This photo makes me inexplicably uncomfortable.
Image 245989   05-05-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
 Hokie333: "When you borrow something, you should treat it better than if it was yours." "Uhhmmmm...yeah."
 sparename: "Never raced, rolled or rallied.."
 Zarathustra: Me after buying a cell phone/pair of shoes/pair of glasses/ a laptop/ etc...
Image 245988   05-05-18   Uploaded by    gggina
 Teechur: @fanny 13 days with seniors, 23 with everyone else. And my reading list for the summer includes car and home repair manuals, apparently. I'm going to pretend that I'm putting the house on the market this fall.
 Air Biscuit: Im on the 7th dark tower book.
 fanny: @Teechur :( that's horrible spacefriend. I lost my father in law several years ago that way, I can only imagine what your family is going through. good luck with the shower, and here's to summer reading (only 32 more days with students for me:)
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt @fanny Yeah, I've been reading up on how to install a Kerdi wet room shower. Stepmother is in a wheelchair due to a glioblastoma. No pleasure reading for me until summer.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt I have to say, when I learned of the authors death before the series was finished, I was worried it wouldn't get finished. The last 3 are via his notes, his editor/wife's knowledge of how it was progressing, and the work of another author who was inspired by the series to start writing (it's a smooth transition, I really enjoyed the conclusion)
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice I purchased the first box set (Books 1 - 3) a while back. Definitely planning on buying the rest of the series once I get through those :)
 fanny: @Lantry yeah i started that a while back and gave up. maybe i'll pick it up again...@Mr.Butt Ill give Dune a look! @Zarathustra Wind Up Bird was my absolute favorite followed by 1Q84 :)
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt ooh, Eye of the World, that's the start to a journey and a half (though there is a bit of a drag around book 6/7, but if you can get through it it all picks back up)
 Lantry: @fanny I'm about halfway through One Hundred Years of Solitude. the writing is really good but the narrative arc seems kinda flat.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny Finally got around to reading Dune about a week ago (loved it). Just finished The Eye of the World yesterday (loved it). Trying to finish Salem's Lot in the next couple days (it's whatever).
 Zarathustra: @fanny try the latest medical literature about ADHD. Joking aside, I recently read tsukuru tasaki and his years of pilgrimage. I suggest it to everyone.
 fanny: why is moby dick so skinny? (and pavillion of women is a great book. Hey! we havent talked about what we're reading in a while! anyone? I'm finally getting to Murakami's most recent collection of short stories, Men Without Women. love it so far :)
Image 245987   05-05-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra BTW, did you see the derpy cat I promised you? #245831
 Zarathustra: @Mr. Shine Ah you're right I almost forgot thats how almost all internet trends work :)
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra Sshh, you're ruining the outrage!
 Zarathustra: Oh my God this is so scientifically inaccurate, I can't even.
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 Mr Bleak: @jochenau How else would you gain the skill points you need?
 Science: @Dr Awkward #246053
 Science: This is going to look awfully suspicious when you don't own any other books...
 Mad Collager: Heh, heh, The Other Door.
 Greifer: inter what?!
 jochenau: I didn't realize there were formalized skill levels for anal sex.
 Warrax: Where's the tennis racket?
 San DoDo: @Dr Awkward any VLC issued kit really
 sparename: "Pounded In The Book... "
 Zarathustra: Who is Judith Bainmridge? I guess She didn't get a literature nobel prize either. Life is so fair, you know.
 Dr Awkward: Is there an advanced version of this? Asking for a friend.
Image 245985   05-05-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
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