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253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

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 jochenau: There's nothing inherently binary about electricity. You could set up a trinary system where 0 volts means 0, between 0 and 10 volts means 1, and 10 or more volts means 2, for instance. That said, binary is much more practical than trinary or decimal or whatever else, for a number of reasons.
 Hokie333: I don't recall my 6809 having a PICKAX op-code. Must be an X86 thing.
Image 245994   05-05-18   Uploaded by    vape station
 Not A Bot: I remember mine craft before the 12 year olds took it over
 Zarathustra: When you finally meet someone who you've been a friend with on social media and you feel more comfortable texting than actually talking.
Image 245993   05-05-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mad Collager: Goochy, goochy!
 BavidDowie: No, you are getting owned in real life
 Greifer: @Warrax pinch!
 Warrax: *boop*
 Zarathustra: Dude you should try my elbow moissturizing ointment.
 Annoying Vegan : The ol spicy elbow pinch
Image 245992   05-05-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Mr Bleak: The Tin Foil Man: Oz reboot looking low budget.
Image 245991   05-05-18   Uploaded by    dingding
 Mr Bleak: You had to feed it after midnight, didn't you?
 Not A Bot: Well, that's grounds for divorce if ever I saw it.
 desertfox: Snarf
 San DoDo: Gentlemen, we must catch that dot once and for all!
 WannaBee: Bow ties are cool.
 Winterneuro: Fizzwicket lives!
Image 245990   05-05-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob I know what you mean - I'm hungry too.
 Side Boob: This photo makes me want a puppy!
 Zarathustra: This photo makes me inexplicably uncomfortable.
Image 245989   05-05-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
 Hokie333: "When you borrow something, you should treat it better than if it was yours." "Uhhmmmm...yeah."
 sparename: "Never raced, rolled or rallied.."
 Zarathustra: Me after buying a cell phone/pair of shoes/pair of glasses/ a laptop/ etc...
Image 245988   05-05-18   Uploaded by    gggina
 Teechur: @fanny 13 days with seniors, 23 with everyone else. And my reading list for the summer includes car and home repair manuals, apparently. I'm going to pretend that I'm putting the house on the market this fall.
 Air Biscuit: Im on the 7th dark tower book.
 fanny: @Teechur :( that's horrible spacefriend. I lost my father in law several years ago that way, I can only imagine what your family is going through. good luck with the shower, and here's to summer reading (only 32 more days with students for me:)
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt @fanny Yeah, I've been reading up on how to install a Kerdi wet room shower. Stepmother is in a wheelchair due to a glioblastoma. No pleasure reading for me until summer.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt I have to say, when I learned of the authors death before the series was finished, I was worried it wouldn't get finished. The last 3 are via his notes, his editor/wife's knowledge of how it was progressing, and the work of another author who was inspired by the series to start writing (it's a smooth transition, I really enjoyed the conclusion)
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice I purchased the first box set (Books 1 - 3) a while back. Definitely planning on buying the rest of the series once I get through those :)
 fanny: @Lantry yeah i started that a while back and gave up. maybe i'll pick it up again...@Mr.Butt Ill give Dune a look! @Zarathustra Wind Up Bird was my absolute favorite followed by 1Q84 :)
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt ooh, Eye of the World, that's the start to a journey and a half (though there is a bit of a drag around book 6/7, but if you can get through it it all picks back up)
 Lantry: @fanny I'm about halfway through One Hundred Years of Solitude. the writing is really good but the narrative arc seems kinda flat.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny Finally got around to reading Dune about a week ago (loved it). Just finished The Eye of the World yesterday (loved it). Trying to finish Salem's Lot in the next couple days (it's whatever).
 Zarathustra: @fanny try the latest medical literature about ADHD. Joking aside, I recently read tsukuru tasaki and his years of pilgrimage. I suggest it to everyone.
 fanny: why is moby dick so skinny? (and pavillion of women is a great book. Hey! we havent talked about what we're reading in a while! anyone? I'm finally getting to Murakami's most recent collection of short stories, Men Without Women. love it so far :)
Image 245987   05-05-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra BTW, did you see the derpy cat I promised you? #245831
 Zarathustra: @Mr. Shine Ah you're right I almost forgot thats how almost all internet trends work :)
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra Sshh, you're ruining the outrage!
 Zarathustra: Oh my God this is so scientifically inaccurate, I can't even.
Image 245986   05-05-18   Uploaded by    greg
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau How else would you gain the skill points you need?
 Science: @Dr Awkward #246053
 Science: This is going to look awfully suspicious when you don't own any other books...
 Mad Collager: Heh, heh, The Other Door.
 Greifer: inter what?!
 jochenau: I didn't realize there were formalized skill levels for anal sex.
 Warrax: Where's the tennis racket?
 San DoDo: @Dr Awkward any VLC issued kit really
 sparename: "Pounded In The Book... "
 Zarathustra: Who is Judith Bainmridge? I guess She didn't get a literature nobel prize either. Life is so fair, you know.
 Dr Awkward: Is there an advanced version of this? Asking for a friend.
Image 245985   05-05-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
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