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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 jochenau: There's nothing inherently binary about electricity. You could set up a trinary system where 0 volts means 0, between 0 and 10 volts means 1, and 10 or more volts means 2, for instance. That said, binary is much more practical than trinary or decimal or whatever else, for a number of reasons.
 Hokie333: I don't recall my 6809 having a PICKAX op-code. Must be an X86 thing.
Image 245994   05-05-18   Uploaded by    vape station
 Not A Bot: I remember mine craft before the 12 year olds took it over
 Zarathustra: When you finally meet someone who you've been a friend with on social media and you feel more comfortable texting than actually talking.
Image 245993   05-05-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mad Collager: Goochy, goochy!
 BavidDowie: No, you are getting owned in real life
 Greifer: @Warrax pinch!
 Warrax: *boop*
 Zarathustra: Dude you should try my elbow moissturizing ointment.
 Annoying Vegan : The ol spicy elbow pinch
Image 245992   05-05-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Mr Bleak: The Tin Foil Man: Oz reboot looking low budget.
Image 245991   05-05-18   Uploaded by    dingding
 Mr Bleak: You had to feed it after midnight, didn't you?
 Not A Bot: Well, that's grounds for divorce if ever I saw it.
 desertfox: Snarf
 San DoDo: Gentlemen, we must catch that dot once and for all!
 robford: Bow ties are cool.
 Winterneuro: Fizzwicket lives!
Image 245990   05-05-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob I know what you mean - I'm hungry too.
 Side Boob: This photo makes me want a puppy!
 Zarathustra: This photo makes me inexplicably uncomfortable.
Image 245989   05-05-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
 Hokie333: "When you borrow something, you should treat it better than if it was yours." "Uhhmmmm...yeah."
 sparename: "Never raced, rolled or rallied.."
 Zarathustra: Me after buying a cell phone/pair of shoes/pair of glasses/ a laptop/ etc...
Image 245988   05-05-18   Uploaded by    gggina
 Teechur: @fanny 13 days with seniors, 23 with everyone else. And my reading list for the summer includes car and home repair manuals, apparently. I'm going to pretend that I'm putting the house on the market this fall.
 Air Biscuit: Im on the 7th dark tower book.
 fanny: @Teechur :( that's horrible spacefriend. I lost my father in law several years ago that way, I can only imagine what your family is going through. good luck with the shower, and here's to summer reading (only 32 more days with students for me:)
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt @fanny Yeah, I've been reading up on how to install a Kerdi wet room shower. Stepmother is in a wheelchair due to a glioblastoma. No pleasure reading for me until summer.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt I have to say, when I learned of the authors death before the series was finished, I was worried it wouldn't get finished. The last 3 are via his notes, his editor/wife's knowledge of how it was progressing, and the work of another author who was inspired by the series to start writing (it's a smooth transition, I really enjoyed the conclusion)
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice I purchased the first box set (Books 1 - 3) a while back. Definitely planning on buying the rest of the series once I get through those :)
 fanny: @Lantry yeah i started that a while back and gave up. maybe i'll pick it up again...@Mr.Butt Ill give Dune a look! @Zarathustra Wind Up Bird was my absolute favorite followed by 1Q84 :)
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt ooh, Eye of the World, that's the start to a journey and a half (though there is a bit of a drag around book 6/7, but if you can get through it it all picks back up)
 Lantry: @fanny I'm about halfway through One Hundred Years of Solitude. the writing is really good but the narrative arc seems kinda flat.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny Finally got around to reading Dune about a week ago (loved it). Just finished The Eye of the World yesterday (loved it). Trying to finish Salem's Lot in the next couple days (it's whatever).
 Zarathustra: @fanny try the latest medical literature about ADHD. Joking aside, I recently read tsukuru tasaki and his years of pilgrimage. I suggest it to everyone.
 fanny: why is moby dick so skinny? (and pavillion of women is a great book. Hey! we havent talked about what we're reading in a while! anyone? I'm finally getting to Murakami's most recent collection of short stories, Men Without Women. love it so far :)
Image 245987   05-05-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra BTW, did you see the derpy cat I promised you? #245831
 Zarathustra: @Mr. Shine Ah you're right I almost forgot thats how almost all internet trends work :)
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra Sshh, you're ruining the outrage!
 Zarathustra: Oh my God this is so scientifically inaccurate, I can't even.
Image 245986   05-05-18   Uploaded by    greg
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau How else would you gain the skill points you need?
 Science: @Dr Awkward #246053
 Science: This is going to look awfully suspicious when you don't own any other books...
 Mad Collager: Heh, heh, The Other Door.
 Greifer: inter what?!
 jochenau: I didn't realize there were formalized skill levels for anal sex.
 Warrax: Where's the tennis racket?
 San DoDo: @Dr Awkward any VLC issued kit really
 sparename: "Pounded In The Book... "
 Zarathustra: Who is Judith Bainmridge? I guess She didn't get a literature nobel prize either. Life is so fair, you know.
 Dr Awkward: Is there an advanced version of this? Asking for a friend.
Image 245985   05-05-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
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