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253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 VoR: @Knice Break the glass for an emergency. ..or grab the one from the toilet cistern.
 Knice: Cob-damn it, how'm I going to get to sleep now?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Knice gentleman, behold! corn!
 AstoriaBum: Mister Softee... tanning bed... blah blah
 XLY: sweet corn riddim
 Prostata: Jeni's ice cream here did a sweet corn ice cream one year and it was *really* good
 fanny: so many questions! is the grilled corn still warm? what flavor is the ice cream? is the cob hollowed out? @Mexico, how did you get into @Knices house?
 Air Biscuit: Corn on the cone
 Sauce Packets: Fuck you dad
Image 245850   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Derp Herpigan: @Yam I just saw Fargo, and no he's really not.
 FabricMan: That's Angelina Jolie. Even the hottest supermodel in the universe looks a DMV clerk when not wearing makeup
 DrNinjaman: Girls with Steve Buscemi Eyes
 Shay: Why does that photo like it came from Steve Buscemi's yearbook when he joined the young Nazi Party?
 TurkeyVulture: Who is the one that's not Donnie?
 a robot: "exactly"
 funny in the wall: Oh, come on, Steve is attractive, but not THAT attractive
 Yam: Fun Fact: Steve Buscemi is fucking beautiful on the inside.
 ignatz: SB 4 AJ 4evs
Image 245849   05-04-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 a robot: Art imitates life imitates art
Image 245848   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 glenalec: Come on, you've been lying there for over 10000 years! Time to get up.
Image 245847   05-04-18   Uploaded by    when so
 glenalec: He seems like a fun guy.
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan :) that's a dangerous combination!
 BavidDowie: Calvatia gigantea
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Was drinking when I uploaded, so I dont remember exactly, but I think it is fungal.
 Demon Universe: Thats a lot of space meth!
 DrNinjaman: Make room for 'shrooms!
 jochenau: @fanny The plaster of paris rocks they used to fake the moon landing!
 fanny: what am i looking at?
Image 245846   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Warrax: I'm pooping because of all the speed.
 Zaxxoff: Plan ahea
 grizzly: That's my secret, cap. I always have to poop.
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 245845   05-04-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 charlemagne: well, it'll be a nice story to tell grandchildren about how they first met
 Mr. Whiskers: These two girls called me stripes in college. I didnt know whether to be self-conscious about my stripes or just excited that girls knew who I was/would talk to me.
 Side Boob: "BRUH!" "Bruuuuuh."
Image 245844   05-04-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 original og: Triceratops?
 jochenau: torikeratopusu
Image 245843   05-04-18   Uploaded by    mrdiron
 Nope: @Sandor exactly
 Shay: @DrNinjaman Get away from me kid, ya bother me, ya seeeeee?
 DrNinjaman: @Shay Timely
 Sandor: @Nope Hot water burn baby
 Shay: W.C. Fields: Age 7 months
 Dr. Bathroom: "Arrgh."
 Nope: Babies shouldn't be drinking hot liquids... This joke is dangerous!
Image 245842   05-04-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Warrax: We regret to inform you that candy-moth is a racist.
 trelyate: Volcarona?
 a sedated moose: Strawberry-banana moth.
Image 245841   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
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