Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

262816  Felicity: @tib gubb Thanks!

263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. addend
3. dangerkeith3000
4. VeeKay
5. a robot
6. Scoo
7. Not A Bot
8. Shay
9. Mr Bleak
10. Nope

The top ten most commented-on images today:

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Side Boob uploaded 262669 (1150 points)
Natch uploaded 262614 (1096 points)
Scoo uploaded 262818 (909 points)
piratepom uploaded 262612 (908 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (867 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (864 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (839 points)
Mexico uploaded 262785 (837 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (833 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 262793 (826 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (811 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262885 (802 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262656 (771 points)
lolnotrly uploaded 262993 (767 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 4514 points
 2. Side Boob: 3210 points
 3. apoxia: 2790 points
 4. WannaBee: 2711 points
 5. E. HONDA: 1863 points
 6. The Turks: 1728 points
 7. Shay: 1667 points
 8. Commodore 64: 1614 points
 9. aristocat: 1481 points
10. sumo: 1479 points
11. Mexico: 1474 points
12. kittylitter: 1461 points
13. claphands: 1429 points
14. Scoo: 1413 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 791
Registered users online in past hour: 2432

Average image score (last 24 hours): 293

Total number of comments: 1378684
Total number of images: 263085

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 135090
XP needed for green ranking: 39003
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 VoR: @Knice Break the glass for an emergency. ..or grab the one from the toilet cistern.
 Knice: Cob-damn it, how'm I going to get to sleep now?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Knice gentleman, behold! corn!
 AstoriaBum: Mister Softee... tanning bed... blah blah
 XLY: sweet corn riddim
 Prostata: Jeni's ice cream here did a sweet corn ice cream one year and it was *really* good
 fanny: so many questions! is the grilled corn still warm? what flavor is the ice cream? is the cob hollowed out? @Mexico, how did you get into @Knices house?
 Air Biscuit: Corn on the cone
 Sauce Packets: Fuck you dad
Image 245850   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Derp Herpigan: @Yam I just saw Fargo, and no he's really not.
 FabricMan: That's Angelina Jolie. Even the hottest supermodel in the universe looks a DMV clerk when not wearing makeup
 DrNinjaman: Girls with Steve Buscemi Eyes
 Shay: Why does that photo like it came from Steve Buscemi's yearbook when he joined the young Nazi Party?
 TurkeyVulture: Who is the one that's not Donnie?
 a robot: "exactly"
 funny in the wall: Oh, come on, Steve is attractive, but not THAT attractive
 Yam: Fun Fact: Steve Buscemi is fucking beautiful on the inside.
 Vanna: SB 4 AJ 4evs
Image 245849   05-04-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 a robot: Art imitates life imitates art
Image 245848   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 glenalec: Come on, you've been lying there for over 10000 years! Time to get up.
Image 245847   05-04-18   Uploaded by    when so
 glenalec: He seems like a fun guy.
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan :) that's a dangerous combination!
 BavidDowie: Calvatia gigantea
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Was drinking when I uploaded, so I dont remember exactly, but I think it is fungal.
 Demon Universe: Thats a lot of space meth!
 DrNinjaman: Make room for 'shrooms!
 jochenau: @fanny The plaster of paris rocks they used to fake the moon landing!
 fanny: what am i looking at?
Image 245846   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Warrax: I'm pooping because of all the speed.
 Zaxxoff: Plan ahea
 grizzly: That's my secret, cap. I always have to poop.
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 245845   05-04-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 charlemagne: well, it'll be a nice story to tell grandchildren about how they first met
 Mr. Whiskers: These two girls called me stripes in college. I didnt know whether to be self-conscious about my stripes or just excited that girls knew who I was/would talk to me.
 Side Boob: "BRUH!" "Bruuuuuh."
Image 245844   05-04-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 original og: Triceratops?
 jochenau: torikeratopusu
Image 245843   05-04-18   Uploaded by    mrdiron
 Nope: @Sandor exactly
 Shay: @DrNinjaman Get away from me kid, ya bother me, ya seeeeee?
 DrNinjaman: @Shay Timely
 Sandor: @Nope Hot water burn baby
 Shay: W.C. Fields: Age 7 months
 Dr. Bathroom: "Arrgh."
 Nope: Babies shouldn't be drinking hot liquids... This joke is dangerous!
Image 245842   05-04-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Warrax: We regret to inform you that candy-moth is a racist.
 trelyate: Volcarona?
 a sedated moose: Strawberry-banana moth.
Image 245841   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Page 1 ... 1721 1722 1723 1724 1725 1726 1727 ... 26308 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.