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249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
289
 
 DrNinjaman: @Springbok They don't. Off by one error. One of those is Virginia.
 Springbok: How do you know where North and South Carolina are but not New York
 WannaBee: Donald Trump was asked to name the states
Image 245838   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
291
 
 Warrax: OUCH!
 mwoody: What does it say?
 a sedated moose: I lost the game.
Image 245837   05-04-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
314
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @mwoody Oh shit! I just assumed she had her forehead on backward.
 WTF: Operators are standing by... at gun point.
 mwoody: She's talking to me but all I can hear are her bangs.
Image 245836   05-04-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
550
 
 Mr Bleak: Ok, "grilledsloin" is a switcheroo as well ... just dump that and leave the "i dot" bit.
 Mr Bleak: I thought it was Angkor Wat, but it'a a Balinese Temple: "Pura Penataran Agung Lempuyang". Spectacular! There's a hi res version here: grilledsloini dot ron paul dot com/nkAbXrg dot jpg - now my desktop background.
 charlemagne: manhattenhenge, 2199
 mwoody: Real-life panoramic photo failure
 BavidDowie: It's time! For what, no one can recall.
Image 245835   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
474
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob Ah, yes. THAT part!
 Side Boob: @Teechur In the circle #245838
 a sedated moose: Not stupid if it works.
 grizzly: Remote control
 BavidDowie: It takes a lot of work to be this lazy.
 Teechur: Made in what PART of the USA?
Image 245834   05-04-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
438
 
 Warrax: This was the plan all along. Fatten us up, then eat us.
 Bluetocracy: It should be a methane collector.
 Prostata: chicken pod
 DrNinjaman: Kentuckydome one bucket enters, no chicken leaves.
 Not A Bot: Is it deLivery or DiGiorno?
 Side Boob: Context: adweek.com/agencies/kfcs-latest-stunt-will-let-you-escape-from-the-internet-if-you-have-10000-to-spend/
 Side Boob: What intellectual giants thought it would be a good idea to market a Faraday cage for women and minorities?
 Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about
 Springbok: Naughty children go in the c h i c k e n o r b
 sparename: @thecraftywolf @thecraftywolf Wot? the tent or the beans? kfc(DOT)co(DOT)uk/our-food/snacks/regular-beans .. Baked beans with a hint of Kentucky BBQ sauce. The simple family favourite...
 thecraftywolf: @sparename wait thats a thing?
 sparename: * not recommended for use with KFC BBQ baked beans
 thecraftywolf: this feels advertised but i cant place my crispy drumstick on it seriously it like at the tip of my original recipe fried chicken tasting tongue
Image 245833   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
611
 
 Prostata: it's turtles all the way down to the bottom of the bowl
 charlemagne: you'll be coming back for me yeah?
 sparename: Terrapinin' for the fjords
 jochenau: Teamwork makes the dream work!
 Yam: Crab bucket mentality is the worst. We need more turtle dish mentality.
 Butcherboy: Man on the wire! Alarm!
Image 245832   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
755
 
 Zarathustra: Aaah I missed it. Its awesome. It looks like a high school not cool girl who tries to be cool in a stoner group and smokes a whole joint, and then realizes she made a mistake.
 Bluetocracy: you tasted the usb cable, didn't you?
 Ironass: Derpy-cat
Image 245831   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
478
 
 Bohab: Charlie Brawn
 Bluetocracy: ...but in the end, Lucy never saw him coming.
 jazzjunkie: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
 WannaBee: This is the post-apocalyptic comic book "Weapon Brown" by Jason Yungbluth.
 mwoody: "I got to rock."
 fanny: good grief!
 jochenau: @thecraftywolf Pretty sure it is, which raises more questions than I care to answer...
 thecraftywolf: forget that this is a buff charlie brown for a second... is that a mf chastity belt?
 wolfpk: Pull that football away! I dare you!!!!
Image 245830   05-04-18   Uploaded by    when so
Score:
411
 
 jazzjunkie: Life finds a way.
 ignatz: Is this the 'trickle down' effect I've heard about?
 VeeKay: I for one etc
 grizzly: This is how we get ants.
 sparename: Anthouse Suites
Image 245829   05-04-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
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