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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

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 VeeKay: Can you guess who this is?
 Micro Jackson: You missed a spot...
Image 245792   05-04-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
 shwoarty: Go to the fair then
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up
 VeeKay: Stop wasting your money on avocados and buy a fucking house
 SpaceCow: One minute you're chewing a piece of Zebra Stripe gum, the next, you have a ball of plastic in your mouth.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf and sometimes life is fair when its shitty to just about everybody
 thecraftywolf: i mean everyones life is unfair wether its an unfair advantage or disadvantage its still unfair. when people call their life unfair is an disadvantageous life
 Side Boob: 1-800-Waaaaah
Image 245791   05-04-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
 fink: Taste the sadness!
 dangerkeith3000: MOIST
 VeeKay: Cheese moist 35% is my latest record label.
 bug: I too am approximately 35% moist, 28% bad-ass mothafucka. (May contain 37% Cathy)
 funny in the wall: moist MF is my dancing name
 Zarathustra: Exhibir detalles.
Image 245790   05-04-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 VoR: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
 Micro Jackson: Ready for the morning commute
 SpaceCow: I upcycled this mountain bike into a beer coaster.
 grizzly: That's what's up.
Image 245789   05-04-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
 E. HONDA: desculpas
 Hokie333: It's certainly a step up from "this error keeps popping up..." "What does it say?" "I dunno, I just X out of it"
 Micro Jackson: Ay caramba!
 Christina: @thecraftywolf de nada.
 Yam: Lol ya
 thecraftywolf: @Christina vielen Danke mein Freund
 Christina: "There was an error in the network service." "Send error report" "Show details" "OK"
 Zarathustra: La cuidad se llama duke.
 Derp Herpigan: This would probably get a laugh if I didn't faceplant hard into the Language Barrier
Image 245788   05-04-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 dangerkeith3000: He is the crystalline entity.
 bug: I always knew he was a hoar.
 grizzly: Frosted
 thecraftywolf: found in flavour town usa
Image 245787   05-04-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
 Otterman: Preserves freshness.
 Demon Universe: This beer tastes like cat piss. *takes another sip of Corona*
 a sedated moose: Cool cat.
Image 245786   05-04-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 UnknownSample: Release your third eye.
 piranharama: Big Blubber is watching.
 dobbiesdoogs: *wink*
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 edvard: Same
 Micro Jackson: Shit! My ruby fell out!
 Not A Bot: Couldn't even get to fire truck.
 Yam: The eye of Sauron is upon us!
 barfolomew: A+ creeper shot
 DrinkMixMan: Illuminavel
 grizzly: Iseeyou
 a sedated moose: Is this what "navel gazing" means?
 Scoo: Illuminati Confirmed
 Derp Herpigan: Quaid? Is that you, Quaid? Why haven't you started the reactor yet?
Image 245785   05-04-18   Uploaded by    turtled
 Zarathustra: The universal sign of "I think I might make another sandwich, just not sure now"
 UltraBeverly: If you remember this, you had a great single life!
 Prefuse: Keeping options open
Image 245784   05-04-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 E. HONDA: Yeah but imagine the body count if Hitler had won the war
 NonRhetorical: @Prostata But... at least he bulit the Autobahn, right? So he can't be all that bad...
 Prostata: @jochenau sadly I wish i had a dollar for every nazi i've heard use a similar argument by way of arguing that "hitler wasn't really that bad". It's something they do. Don't be that guy.
 jochenau: @Prostata I don't think it's defending Hitler at all, just suggesting that we disproportionately focus on Hitler and the Nazis compared to other atrocities committed on a massive scale by other groups/people.
 Joseph: You thinking about apples, eating 4 times as many apples.
 hosehorse: bullshite
 Prostata: Hitler apologists? in MY friendly spaceship?
 dangerkeith3000: It's because he killed his own people, and not other people basically.
 barfolomew: I didn't know we ranked genocides. One, ten, six, twelve, it matters of course, but it's all unconscionable.
 FabricMan: Mao left them both in the dust
 Christina: Holodomor killed up to 10 million. Political prosecutions in USSR killed about one million. That scarcely amounts to twice the number of victims of Holocaust.
Image 245783   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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