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268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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 bigbison: ERPERL
 wolfpk: Not creey. Nope, not in the least bit.
 BavidDowie: Appelsdurr
 dangerkeith3000: Moisturize me...
 glenalec: Manic
Image 245713   05-03-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
 Amy Housewine: I can't help but imagine this as being read by Nick Diaz.
 Air Biscuit: That hair... that loveless gaze... you didnt happen to notice your dog with some unexplained new jewlrey or travel scrabble did you?
 dangerkeith3000: I called the number to wonder if they wanted their bitch ass dog back but it's not accepting calls at this time :(
Image 245712   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
 Side Boob: "Single use only" so he dumped his girlfriend. :thejoke:
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - Yes, if you think of it as her squatting over a roadside drain all alone with post-burrito syndrome, it changes the whole context!
 boozer: She regrets using that coupon.
 john dough: I've been dumped for less.
 Coolguy: Wait are those tears of joy or sadness
 dangerkeith3000: I'm so confused.
 eumoria: Sincae Use Only
 Mr. Butt: loss.jpg
Image 245711   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 BavidDowie: Mister McGregor!
 dangerkeith3000: Rabbit!
 Jabberwikket: Bunny wins the cage match hands down
Image 245710   05-03-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
 SuedeOxford: @Felicity logging
 Nothing: It's a living
 mom: Constructicon
 Demon Universe: Yes... yes... its true. The Dark Lord Thomas is back. We need the old team back together.
Image 245709   05-03-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 mammal883: isn't anyone going to congratulate this driver on their car hitting one light-second?
 Side Boob: Wake me when it says 'boobies'
 wolfpk: Your one third of the way there!
 Warrax: It's unsafe to drive over 41mph while using your phone. 41 or less is fine tho.
 dangerkeith3000: @tib gubb hahahahaa
 itskando: @tib gubb beat me to it. If only I could go back and beat you to it
 tib gubb: when this sucker reaches 42.5 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
 ppr4: LB GOOO (pound goo)
Image 245708   05-03-18   Uploaded by    steve
 Annoying Vegan : @Not A Bot And snuggle dogs every day
 Not A Bot: i, wanna a g g r o - g a t e all night
Image 245707   05-03-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Demon Universe: Okay. This is the second strangest hospital I even ever been to. Maybe third.
 tib gubb: too bad i'm republican, and don't believe in protecting the child after birth.
 DrNinjaman: Baby Bjorn's new terrorist model
 glenalec: Plot twist. The babies are the true supervillains, he is just their chauffeur+daiper-changer.
Image 245706   05-03-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 john dough: Blowing off some steam, before getting going home alone to masturbate.
 Warrax: Anything worth doing is worth doing with style.
 Jabberwikket: I'm gonna park there. No, wait over here. Or there, or there. So many options !
 Jabberwikket: Wheeeee!
 DrNinjaman: Must've been a bee in the car.
Image 245705   05-03-18   Uploaded by    prius
 claphands: @Annoying Vegan all the time.
 BavidDowie: Also: "Hey kid, wanna go herd some livestock?"
 BavidDowie: If it works, it's not stupid
 Annoying Vegan : Do you guys ever love dogs so much that it kinda hurts?
 Teechur: He's got mine!
Image 245704   05-03-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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