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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

time is wastin uploaded 267933 (1024 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4392 points
 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
508
 
 Not A Bot: Great, I *really* want to spend my Valentine's next to smug polygamists who are drinking "mocktails"
Image 245686   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
850
 
 Demon Universe: Im glad Dr. Strange 2 is shot indie style. They took a risk and it paid off.
 jayjay: @wolfpk I finally understand Kool and the Gang lyrics
 wolfpk: On my side? I'm not on my side. I'm leaning on the wall. On that note, how are you standing on the wall?
Image 245685   05-03-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
710
 
 Mr Bleak: A basket case.
Image 245684   05-03-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
616
 
 glenalec: Firefox is available on Windows.
 sparename: Flying Fox
Image 245683   05-03-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
432
 
 Demon Universe: There was a pink panther brand. I love this s***. Reminds me of a childhood where you could hang out with your parents at work. **** the current age.
 jochenau: @wolfpk My grandpa likes to tear the stuff out of houses with no gloves or protective equipment of any kind. Then he complains that his hands/face/chest hurt.
 wolfpk: But it taste horrible and makes you itch.
 Shay: How can you not trust cotton candy endorsed by the Pink Panther himself?
 mom: You won't burn in hell, with all that Owens-Corning Fiberglass insulation.
Image 245682   05-03-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
253
 
 itskando: @Shay ... Then ... Profit?
 imaginary gf: @Donut Then we climb both peaks of Kilimanjaro
 Largehand: That s not an ellipsis. Those are cartoon drunk bubbles
 Donut: "Well, let me just ask the OTHER son to see what his opinion is."
 wolfpk: Father: If you have been smoking weed, you will only see two..... Son, we need to talk!
 Yam: You know the smell of someone whos been drinking hard liquor all day? My girlfriend recently told me growing up she thought that was her dads cologne.
 Shay: Either the kid is fucking with him or he's one DWI from losing child custody.
 thrilhouse: @sparename gets laughed at, hits bystander, goes to jail, gets divorce by wife, loses children, joins organized crime, commits suicide.
 sparename: Gets to urinal, takes out tool, sees two, puts one back, pisses in pants
Image 245681   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
393
 
 SpaceCow: Baby sloths aren't very cute.
 BavidDowie: I can't believe we've fallen!
 Not A Bot: green eyed lady, foxy lady...
 VeeKay: Dude, this is nuts!
Image 245680   05-03-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
208
 
 Terrh: Atium
Image 245679   05-03-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
164
 
 Shay: Charged with DWW: Driving While Watermarked
Image 245678   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
615
 
 Shay: I'm not going out back on stage until those chucklefucks stop throwing bananas at me.
 kazzy94: Anyway, here's wonderwall
 glenalec: An now Forest-wall.
 grid: 1 for the monkey, 2 for the show
Image 245677   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
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