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249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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 UltraBeverly: This is cake
 Ihminen: @Mr. Shine perfect
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen floosh?
 Christina: Is there a dog under all this hair?
 sparename: Quick, throw his bone in a muddy puddle..
 Ihminen: flo... um hmmmmm no "floof" is not the right word here... can't even think of a good word for this
Image 245627   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Christina: Crowned cat.
Image 245626   05-03-18   Uploaded by    miller
 glenalec: Gotta go last!
 mexican: Nailed it.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Tails, that wasn't weed.."
 fanny: Sernic
 Mexico: I must advance rapidly.
 Mr. Butt: It is necessary to proceed quickly.
 Ihminen: I have to go at a high speed
Image 245625   05-03-18   Uploaded by    sad face
 Side Boob: Kitty demanded a window seat
 Christina: Something something when cats fly.
Image 245624   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 BavidDowie: Lizards and Ladybugs! Look at this mess!!
 Teechur: @thecraftywolf Oh, the remnants I've found in fluorescent diffusers are the stuff of which nightmares are made.
 glenalec: I can't get your booooody .. out of my mind.
 thecraftywolf: @Teechur that sounds too accurate
 Teechur: Probably came out of a fluorescent light fixture.
 Shay: Sweep the floor for the love of God!
 Minnesotan: what's in YOUR wallet?!
 WannaBee: Your lizards look sick.
 sparename: "It had been a while since I'd blown my nose"
 ignatz: Thin Lizzy cover art?
Image 245623   05-03-18   Uploaded by    petunias
 t48: Pack only the essentials
 LurkedMoar: Camelbark
 GoGo Robotto: @weed poop Is this Scotland?
 Christina: Pup in tow.
 Ihminen: hey that's not a camel! (also: awwww)
Image 245622   05-03-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
 charlemagne: seven hours of gentle coughing
 Christina: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Image 245621   05-03-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 VoR: @Teechur oh... I knew that
 Teechur: @VoR Hilarious show! Bryophyta = Moss
 VoR: @Teechur it crowd.
 WannaBee: I feel trapped like a moth in a bath.
 Urn BooUrn: Girl: you're funny. Moss: Flatter all you want, they are still not for sale.
 Teechur: This guy seems to have the social awareness of Bryophyta.
Image 245620   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 WannaBee: #245674 that escalated quickly
 Telkwa: A litlle privacy please?! I've only been in here for two hours.
 Urn BooUrn: Your dog knows how to write?
 barfolomew: Oh oh wait! "I wish I could quit (pooping for) you"
 barfolomew: I can't stop pooping, my colon would distend and I'd die!
 Yurishiro: Instructions unclear. Pooped on the note.
Image 245619   05-03-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 Greifer: sure aint no shoe
 funny in the wall: Ruin? It made something utterly boring and forgettable a little more interesting
 itskando: "ruin"
 Shay: Todd realized having the 2 supreme burritos chased down with tequila sunrises was an awful idea.
 Side Boob: ...or make it a classic.
 trelyate: he's got a foot long
Image 245618   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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