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272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

272384  wolfpk: The harvest is humming along!

272330  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Cause he's French

272334  a robot: You couldn't even find enough pinecones to complete the circle??

272230  FireBreathingMarmot: Garmin's sophisticated AI, failing to figure out that you were on the trainer.

272366  wolfpk: Ten minutes earlier: This is your elephant; his name is Spout.

272366  Jabberwikket: Did it get it ? Is it still on me ?

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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Score:
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 Greifer: sure aint no shoe
 funny in the wall: Ruin? It made something utterly boring and forgettable a little more interesting
 itskando: "ruin"
 Shay: Todd realized having the 2 supreme burritos chased down with tequila sunrises was an awful idea.
 Side Boob: ...or make it a classic.
 trelyate: he's got a foot long
Image 245618   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
422
 
 Telkwa: Dyn-o-mite!
 FabricMan: I viewed this picture, then a polyester leisure suit magically materialized on me
 barfolomew: That turntable refuses to play anything except Peter Frampton.
Image 245617   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
632
 
 jochenau: prrrt
 Science: I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
 fanny: Im about to start a unit on animals. you can all bet your asses Im scraping part of my plans just to include these now.
 Air Biscuit: Just Klendathu things.
 barfolomew: Quit pooping I miss you
 Watch Out: @Annoying Vegan no kidding, I wouldn't believe it either, look for some real photos, it's really incredible!! Like a butt dragon!
 trelyate: big deal, I can do the same thing after eating taco bell
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro Yes, thanks!
 Annoying Vegan : I honestly thought this was a joke image at first
 potato: @Mr. Butt you mean this? youtube.com/…
 FabricMan: Scientists are studying this insect's butt to devise better nozzles
 Mr. Butt: If I were still purple, I'd post the link. But Sam O'Nella Academy has a great video about these little shits.
 Side Boob: Wernher von Bug
Image 245616   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
642
 
 kate shutupton: I like it when Storm has a mohawk
 wolfpk: So, you made his forcast accurate?
 Side Boob: I dated a weatherman once, and when we broke up, I started a tire fire.
 Urn BooUrn: Storm doesn't like to be reminded of her punk phase in the 80's. Hey, at least she didn't dress like The Cure.
 Bohab: You go girl
 Mr. Butt: This is why I need feminism.
 catheter: This version of storm is insufferable and that hair is just god damned awful.
Image 245615   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
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 glenalec: This is tiring.
 Never AFK: This was taken in Jahra, Kuwait in 2012. The fire was thought to be started deliberately by scrap metal hawkers looking to recover scrap metal.
 Side Boob: @Butcherboy It is unfortunately quite real.
 Butcherboy: I feel like this is shopped from an iconic Pearl Harbor photo
 Christina: Toxic hate.
 UltraBeverly: I once missed a flight out of MIA because of this
 duckybox: The Springfield tire yard can be smelled in 46 states.
 bad tony: "Yay I'm going to ride my bicycle to save the earth!!" [MEANWHILE...]
 Ronick: Toxic love
 Christina: This may not be a bad image, but is bad for the environment.
 Side Boob: @sparename What about tyromancers? :ohdear:
 barfolomew: Beauty of North America.
 Annoying Vegan : Live action Simpsons is kinda creepy
 sparename: Beware of tyromaniacs
 redpeepee: Don't breathe this!
Image 245614   05-03-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
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 lecj07: Good meowning.
 Not A Bot: Whoa social commentary whoa who's the badass who had the balls to stand up and say something
Image 245613   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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 piranharama: I see a white goat and I want it painted black
 Sandor: Partial eclipse of the goat
 Mad Collager: That goat is one tough ombre'.
 Mr. Shine: Replace your toner cartridge!
 raditzu: I'm not always black, but when i am, then i am not.
 lecj07: Oxyclean cleans even the toughest stains!
 wolfpk: Half and half
 Mr. Pepper: FIFTY SHADES OF GOAT.
 Largehand: Mixed yarn!!
Image 245612   05-03-18   Uploaded by    obama
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 Demon Universe: @Christina I learned this same lesson from Al Bundy.
 well duh: Me in a traditional kilt / me in a utility kilt
 Christina: It's good to have somewhere to put your hands.
 Side Boob: Off to the hurdy-gurdy!
Image 245611   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Call me Horton.
 Shay: Jellybean comics.
 Mr. Shine: "Hewwo!"
 addend: "Hold on, I'll get you a tissue."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: terror! destroyer of worlds!!
Image 245610   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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