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249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

249448  a robot: username/upload combo....!

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

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 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward Hasn't failed me yet
 Science: There's a difference between "skinny" and "malnourished."
 charlemagne: I swear the day after day bit was copied from a weather report
 DrNinjaman: If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight-gain!
 Dr Awkward: Ask your doctor is if an entire package of Oreos is right for you.
 charlemagne: and you were married to that death row matey
 sparename: It's more effective and more fun to live on chip butties and beer
Image 245598   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Mad Collager: This reminds me of the elephant twins born eight months ago in Tanzania. The boy is named Elon Tusk.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: men wouldnt look at me until i turned fully into an elephant with this new easy method!
 thecraftywolf: @Yurishiro no definitely wrong
 Yurishiro: @thecraftywolf or right?
 thecraftywolf: @Yurishiro i unfortunately read that extremely wrong
 Yurishiro: Ready for eleprom.
Image 245597   05-03-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Felicity: I like how it looks like he*s coming through the paper
 WannaBee: @Shay 2 Stupid Dogs?
 Shay: Awww, isn't that sweet? BUT IT'S WRROOOOONNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf nevermind it resolved itself
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf how do you summon the mods?
 thecraftywolf: hey aggro mods im having a bit of a problem could you help?
 sporky: uhhh... ok?
 Yurishiro: Good. Good.
Image 245596   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 DrNinjaman: Damn it, the grim spectre of death is messing with my direct TV reception!
 Dr Awkward: How did Luke take that picture with one hand missing, hanging from the ledge?
 Yurishiro: Execute antenna 66.
Image 245595   05-03-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
 SpaceCow: "But, the human is my family."
 BavidDowie: Hey how you doin lil mama
 lecj07: Cold wet nose boop*
 Otterman: What is this, a meme for ants?
 thecraftywolf: this is pure
 Yurishiro: *squints* "Touch the human and I will kill your family" your eyes are welcome.
Image 245594   05-03-18   Uploaded by    phil
 Mad Collager: My scalp is a poppy seed bun. Your argument is invalid.
 Teechur: Oh, dang it! What did I just step in?
Image 245593   05-03-18   Uploaded by    zoe
 Side Boob: TFR dog pictures.
Image 245592   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
 Demon Universe: Id say I had worse customer service experiences, but this is actually an upgrade.
 Felicity: @WannaBee That too
 Felicity: @Mr. Whiskers Yes--the thing that says if people plussed my comments got erased and started over
 tib gubb: Sorry Stan-- I know there's no specific code that says you can't, but as your manager I'm telling you that this is not an acceptable use of your break time
 ignatz: @DrNinjaman @Dr Awkward It's like a Year Zero reset..
 DrNinjaman: My "Your Messages" list just got cleared out. Now how will I remember if I'm funny?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward something like this? #105429
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz same. I wonder if somewhere deep in the internets, real @ping and troll @ping are fighting an epic battle for the fate of the friendly spaceship
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Whiskers Glad it's not just me.
 Teechur: @WannaBee Maybe its because youre sitting on a shelf flipping off passersby. Jus sayin
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Whiskers all good for me.
 WannaBee: @Mr. Whiskers it keeps telling me to login or create an account even though Im logged in and making comments.
 ignatz: @Mr. Whiskers I can't see my comment box..
 Side Boob: @Mr. Whiskers Yes. I blame evil alpacas!
 Mr. Whiskers: Spaceship acting weird for anyone else?
Image 245591   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Whoompf: No thank you.
 VoR: He was blind! And now he can see! It's a miracle!
Image 245590   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Ergo, you must be as cool as ranch dressing.
 VeeKay: We get it, you like garlic sauce.
 Not A Bot: I thank you for your picture because it reminded me to take my own penicillin this morning for the same wretched disease
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @Dr Awkward Yes. Yes I would. And I dont think I have to tell YOU that goats are cool. Ergo, using the Transitive Property of Mathematics..... [takes a bow, drops mic, exits stage left]
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur You'd eat the cauliflower raw without ranch like some sort of animal? (Specifically, a goat)
 Teechur: @Teechur Of course, I would throw away the ranch and eat everything else.
 Teechur: Why not just get a spoon and throw the veggies away?
 VoR: Too ranchy for some
Image 245589   05-03-18   Uploaded by    waffles
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