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263150  Robespierre: Pouncing detected

263157  Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet

263159  Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show

263247  werterland: Yeah, ratings buttons are messed up lol. I accidentally hit BAD, and in a moment of panic I hit RAD, and it changed the score both times and both buttons are grayed out.

263259  tacticaljay: This is awesome! Wheres this at?

263171  Robespierre: Now, get it tattooed on your forehead

263192  Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263197  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan @Mexico May I come onboard?

263202  Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263208  Robespierre: Annoyance ears

263215  Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263216  Robespierre: @Knice What show? I'm totally out of touch with allegedly humourous TV shows from the past two or three decades.

263245  FabricMan: The garden hose mists couscous on the flowerbed. Your shower head has a rigatoni setting. You power wash the siding with tagliatelle. And there's a scandal in your city when the police use taglierini on peaceful protesters.

263229  Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263234  Robespierre: Now, select all images with da Moom

263238  Robespierre: Pitifulness of North Korea

263239  Robespierre: Toil and trouble

263236  Passive: I think I'll draw some cat nipples. -Artist

263239  Passive: That's me. You know, I was somebody once. It all happened so long time ago...

263245  WTF: Mom's spaghetti on tap.

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263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262885 Prostata: I want to believe

263229 Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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11. a robot: 1420 points
12. piratepom: 1415 points
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 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward Hasn't failed me yet
 Science: There's a difference between "skinny" and "malnourished."
 charlemagne: I swear the day after day bit was copied from a weather report
 DrNinjaman: If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight-gain!
 Dr Awkward: Ask your doctor is if an entire package of Oreos is right for you.
 charlemagne: and you were married to that death row matey
 sparename: It's more effective and more fun to live on chip butties and beer
Image 245598   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Mad Collager: This reminds me of the elephant twins born eight months ago in Tanzania. The boy is named Elon Tusk.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: men wouldnt look at me until i turned fully into an elephant with this new easy method!
 thecraftywolf: @Yurishiro no definitely wrong
 Sprinkles: @thecraftywolf or right?
 thecraftywolf: @Yurishiro i unfortunately read that extremely wrong
 ColdHotCool: Ready for eleprom.
Image 245597   05-03-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 magicmormon: I like how it looks like he s coming through the paper
 abrahamx: @Shay 2 Stupid Dogs?
 Shay: Awww, isn't that sweet? BUT IT'S WRROOOOONNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf nevermind it resolved itself
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf how do you summon the mods?
 thecraftywolf: hey aggro mods im having a bit of a problem could you help?
 sporky: uhhh... ok?
 cakefizzle: Good. Good.
Image 245596   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 DrNinjaman: Damn it, the grim spectre of death is messing with my direct TV reception!
 Dr Awkward: How did Luke take that picture with one hand missing, hanging from the ledge?
 alex: Execute antenna 66.
Image 245595   05-03-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
 SpaceCow: "But, the human is my family."
 BavidDowie: Hey how you doin lil mama
 lecj07: Cold wet nose boop*
 Otterman: What is this, a meme for ants?
 thecraftywolf: this is pure
 realjon: *squints* "Touch the human and I will kill your family" your eyes are welcome.
Image 245594   05-03-18   Uploaded by    phil
 Mad Collager: My scalp is a poppy seed bun. Your argument is invalid.
 Teechur: Oh, dang it! What did I just step in?
Image 245593   05-03-18   Uploaded by    zoe
 Side Boob: TFR dog pictures.
Image 245592   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
 Demon Universe: Id say I had worse customer service experiences, but this is actually an upgrade.
 ITS TAPE: @WannaBee That too
 i peed a lil: @Mr. Whiskers Yes--the thing that says if people plussed my comments got erased and started over
 tib gubb: Sorry Stan-- I know there's no specific code that says you can't, but as your manager I'm telling you that this is not an acceptable use of your break time
 Jorp Lulter: @DrNinjaman @Dr Awkward It's like a Year Zero reset..
 DrNinjaman: My "Your Messages" list just got cleared out. Now how will I remember if I'm funny?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward something like this? #105429
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz same. I wonder if somewhere deep in the internets, real @ping and troll @ping are fighting an epic battle for the fate of the friendly spaceship
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Whiskers Glad it's not just me.
 Teechur: @WannaBee Maybe its because youre sitting on a shelf flipping off passersby. Jus sayin
 Alpha Trion: @Mr. Whiskers all good for me.
 prospector: @Mr. Whiskers it keeps telling me to login or create an account even though Im logged in and making comments.
 superfudge: @Mr. Whiskers I can't see my comment box..
 Side Boob: @Mr. Whiskers Yes. I blame evil alpacas!
 Mr. Whiskers: Spaceship acting weird for anyone else?
Image 245591   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Whoompf: No thank you.
 VoR: He was blind! And now he can see! It's a miracle!
Image 245590   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Ergo, you must be as cool as ranch dressing.
 VeeKay: We get it, you like garlic sauce.
 Not A Bot: I thank you for your picture because it reminded me to take my own penicillin this morning for the same wretched disease
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @Dr Awkward Yes. Yes I would. And I dont think I have to tell YOU that goats are cool. Ergo, using the Transitive Property of Mathematics..... [takes a bow, drops mic, exits stage left]
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur You'd eat the cauliflower raw without ranch like some sort of animal? (Specifically, a goat)
 Teechur: @Teechur Of course, I would throw away the ranch and eat everything else.
 Teechur: Why not just get a spoon and throw the veggies away?
 VoR: Too ranchy for some
Image 245589   05-03-18   Uploaded by    waffles
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