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272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 Starky15: Freki and Geri lookin for little Odin.
 Mr. Shine: Free-range woofs.
 funny in the wall: I will call him Cerbie
Image 245513   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 savvoy: Not even a little bit gruntled.
Image 245512   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
 Bohab: not only did they get armstrong for taking drugs, they also suspect him of peddling
 Shay: Tricky's a pretty interesting rapper.
 Mr. Shine: Isn't this a Doug Benson joke?
 DrNinjaman: @funny in the wall One less thing to get numb too.
 funny in the wall: @DrNinjaman that made him lighter and more aerodynamic
 DrNinjaman: Only one bean in the bag, too.
Image 245511   05-02-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 Korrok: Convenient....
 a robot: "Do I preach at you while you're laying stoned in the gutter?"
 DrNinjaman: Look everyone, Calculon's back!
 grizzly: Bite my shiny metal ass
 glenalec: The 710 box.
Image 245510   05-02-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - It was long ago. (In a waist measurement far far away)
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec No, No, you misunderstand. I am skeptical that you have a female friend.
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - Yeah, you're right. Using a store for porn in the internet age would be embarrasing.
 Dr Awkward: @glenalec "Well they were ADULT plastic penises. That's the important thing here"
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Yeah right, "A female friend visiting from China", sure.
 glenalec: @Dr Awkward - A female friend visiting from China went into an 'Adult Book Store' not realizing the special meaning of 'Adult' in this context. "There was lots of plastic penises." she later related.
 Dr Awkward: I made that mistake, but it was just a regular porn theater in Cleveland.
Image 245509   05-02-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
 DrNinjaman: They don't call him "King George" just because of the beard.
 wolfpk: @savvoy He framed the first one, and denies the second one exists.
 savvoy: George did not object at all.
Image 245508   05-02-18   Uploaded by    potato
 Air Biscuit: "zoroOod"
 WTF: ...and he only injected ONE marijuana too!
 DrNinjaman: That guy was always smoking like a chimney
 glenalec: It's METH. Srsly!
Image 245507   05-02-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
 WTF: Doggo for scale.
 Scoo: Careful, you might slip
Image 245506   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
 Gentleman: @Zaxxoff man alive
 deathawaits: @Zaxxoff Ha! I was just about to post that :-)
 kensin: Forget about it, 24 is the biggest number!
Image 245505   05-02-18   Uploaded by    buds420
 BavidDowie: It isn't sentient. But I am.
 LurkedMoar: All lives ARE matter
 jochenau: Well, at least you have the intellectual courage and honesty to face the implications of metaphysical naturalism.
 Astanapan: False, I am part of the universe and I give a fuck about me.
 DrNinjaman: "Someday you too may evolve beyond the need for a physical form. On that day, I hope you will pick up the phone."
 dope: Well I don't give a fuck about the universe either.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @wolfpk its like we share a mind.
 tib gubb: my mom says that's not true.
 wolfpk: 100% true!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i totally agree with this.
Image 245504   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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