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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 eurotrash: This almost happened. IIRC Kevin Smith wrote it, but it didn t get made. It would have been weird casting, but then I suppose so was Michael Keaton
 funny in the wall: I will eat the declaration of independence
 Mad Collager: He's actually made of cake and fondant.
 Mr. Butt: I have an erection.
Image 245503   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: Well, if the car is feeling brave enough...
 Mr. Shine: I posted this because: I once had a customer buy an 8-foot folding banquet table, we get outside, he's driving a Geo Metro. I asked him what did he honestly think was gonna happen?! He said " maybe on the roof? " I said "Sir, if we tied it on crossways you could FLY home!"
 DrNinjaman: Looks like it's going on the roof.
 tib gubb: it looked better on paper
 Side Boob: I bought an assembled picnic table at Home Depot, and the guys asked if I had a truck. I told them I was in a Honda Fit. They were relived when I pulled around in my pick-up.
 grizzly: Gotta lube it up a bit.
 Dr Awkward: Morning poops after Mexican can feel like this.
 Christina: He or she was sure it would fit.
 NoRagrets: Having flashbacks of when I had to deal with this on Black Fridays. Sometimes 3 or 4 at the same time all wanting trampolines loaded in their tiny trunks.
Image 245502   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Image 245501 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mumbo Dingus. Boo, Mumbo Dingus.
 Springbok: @grizzly I'm so disappointed that I'm the only one to + you so far
 a robot: Ridiculously photogenic deer
 Mr. Shine: This deer gets FM *and* AM!
 funny in the wall: whimsically doe
 wolfpk: Doe, a deer, a female deer
 grizzly: Tsunoda
 Greifer: looks like it has a horn on it's nose
 Shay: This Bambi/Lion King crossover is looking pretty good.
 Dr Awkward: Maybe Steenbok's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
Image 245500   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
 WTF: Got your nose!
 DrNinjaman: Should have been Fabio.
 wolfpk: I am the king of..... FUCKING BIRD!!!!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: honk is officially the noise that would make.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i believe i can flyhonk!
 Side Boob: Boop!
Image 245499   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Wooden Spoon: Is this how Sponge Bob received his AOL cd-roms?
Image 245498   05-02-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Teechur: One of my coleeg's stoodints found the answer document online. I wonder if the kid's name is "Key"
 savvoy: The internet has made kids bad at cheating
 DrinkMixMan: Well, that makes one of us.
 barfolomew: Did a teacher mark up a rubric? Is it a teacher education class?
Image 245497   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
 namename: Please do, though. We need you
 Christina: Neither do I.
 tib gubb: truly aligned with the poor
 Peter Pantsless: Some men just want to watch the world bern
Image 245496   05-02-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Science: @Mr. Butt: Don't come to Connecticut - there's less corn, but it's just as broken, if not more so.
 Knice: I like everywhere else.
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward If you had asked me prior to seeing this picture, I'm honestly not sure how I would have answered that question.
 WTF: If you ever drive from bottom to top you view IL as long, flat nothingness.
 DrNinjaman: Hey, don't forget Peoria!
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure people not from Illinois know that there isn't a corn barrier between Chicago and Lake Michigan
 Telkwa: You mean Champaign-Urbana isn't the center of the universe?
 Mr. Butt: Lifelong resident of Illinois here. Just trying to get my life in order so I can move to a state that isn't fucking broken.
 dobbiesdoogs: i've travelled to several places in illinois, and it's more like the purple and yellow spots in the first illustration are correct, and the rest is corn
Image 245495   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 mexican: It is always loss.
 Telkwa: No Ash, Butterfree has evolved from Metapod.
 dobbiesdoogs: oh goddammit take your rad
Image 245494   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
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