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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 Felicity: This almost happened. IIRC Kevin Smith wrote it, but it didn*t get made. It would have been weird casting, but then I suppose so was Michael Keaton
 funny in the wall: I will eat the declaration of independence
 Mad Collager: He's actually made of cake and fondant.
 Mr. Butt: I have an erection.
Image 245503   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: Well, if the car is feeling brave enough...
 Mr. Shine: I posted this because: I once had a customer buy an 8-foot folding banquet table, we get outside, he's driving a Geo Metro. I asked him what did he honestly think was gonna happen?! He said " maybe on the roof? " I said "Sir, if we tied it on crossways you could FLY home!"
 DrNinjaman: Looks like it's going on the roof.
 tib gubb: it looked better on paper
 Side Boob: I bought an assembled picnic table at Home Depot, and the guys asked if I had a truck. I told them I was in a Honda Fit. They were relived when I pulled around in my pick-up.
 grizzly: Gotta lube it up a bit.
 Dr Awkward: Morning poops after Mexican can feel like this.
 Christina: He or she was sure it would fit.
 NoRagrets: Having flashbacks of when I had to deal with this on Black Fridays. Sometimes 3 or 4 at the same time all wanting trampolines loaded in their tiny trunks.
Image 245502   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Image 245501 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mumbo Dingus. Boo, Mumbo Dingus.
 Springbok: @grizzly I'm so disappointed that I'm the only one to + you so far
 a robot: Ridiculously photogenic deer
 Mr. Shine: This deer gets FM *and* AM!
 funny in the wall: whimsically doe
 wolfpk: Doe, a deer, a female deer
 grizzly: Tsunoda
 Greifer: looks like it has a horn on it's nose
 Shay: This Bambi/Lion King crossover is looking pretty good.
 Dr Awkward: Maybe Steenbok's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
Image 245500   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
 WTF: Got your nose!
 DrNinjaman: Should have been Fabio.
 wolfpk: I am the king of..... FUCKING BIRD!!!!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: honk is officially the noise that would make.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i believe i can flyhonk!
 Side Boob: Boop!
Image 245499   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Wooden Spoon: Is this how Sponge Bob received his AOL cd-roms?
Image 245498   05-02-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Teechur: One of my coleeg's stoodints found the answer document online. I wonder if the kid's name is "Key"
 savvoy: The internet has made kids bad at cheating
 DrinkMixMan: Well, that makes one of us.
 barfolomew: Did a teacher mark up a rubric? Is it a teacher education class?
Image 245497   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: Please do, though. We need you
 Christina: Neither do I.
 tib gubb: truly aligned with the poor
 Peter Pantsless: Some men just want to watch the world bern
Image 245496   05-02-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Science: @Mr. Butt: Don't come to Connecticut - there's less corn, but it's just as broken, if not more so.
 Knice: I like everywhere else.
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward If you had asked me prior to seeing this picture, I'm honestly not sure how I would have answered that question.
 WTF: If you ever drive from bottom to top you view IL as long, flat nothingness.
 DrNinjaman: Hey, don't forget Peoria!
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure people not from Illinois know that there isn't a corn barrier between Chicago and Lake Michigan
 Telkwa: You mean Champaign-Urbana isn't the center of the universe?
 Mr. Butt: Lifelong resident of Illinois here. Just trying to get my life in order so I can move to a state that isn't fucking broken.
 dobbiesdoogs: i've travelled to several places in illinois, and it's more like the purple and yellow spots in the first illustration are correct, and the rest is corn
Image 245495   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 mexican: It is always loss.
 Telkwa: No Ash, Butterfree has evolved from Metapod.
 dobbiesdoogs: oh goddammit take your rad
Image 245494   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
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