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253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

253258  Dick Inspector: Which Wikihow is this from?

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
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 Not A Bot: Don't really care.....
 VoR: @lecj07 ouch. Don't make it angry..
 Booty Kicker: Uh?
 lecj07: @VoR That's not a finger and you know it!
 VoR: ...plus 1 more power
 VoR: I have that power in my pinky.
Image 244652   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
330
 
 insideOut: My precious....
 lecj07: I say this a lot, but usually when flipping the bird.
Image 244651   04-27-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
855
 
 Air Biscuit: Nah-aah what if we put everything on high shelves they cant reach...
 Bill Rye: NO KITTY NOT THE WINE! shit
 dangerkeith3000: @Zarathustra Well since grammar nazis are included in "everything", they would.
 Zarathustra: @dangerkeith3000 I hope they'd push grammar Nazis off too.
 bug: They're still working on it. Currently they're onto native bird populations.
 wolfpk: I know being able to go all the way around the Earth, and view from orbit/space are better arguments against the flat Earth theory. You have to give this one credit however, it makes a good point.
 dangerkeith3000: *were
Image 244650   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
56
 
 Spazstatic: @Mexico @dangerkeith3000 oh, I was thinking of that other thing in February, but wondered why it would only affect Philadelphia.
 dangerkeith3000: May is National Masturbation month.
 WTF: Well, November is national vagina month.
 lecj07: And Hawaiian doctors in october.
 dangerkeith3000: @Mexico Yes. Philly finally one a Superbowl in February. So 9 months later...
 Mexico: Is this some sort of sports joke?
Image 244649   04-27-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
695
 
 Annoying Vegan : Also tum.
 Zarathustra: Those cute typographies make any nonsense lovely.
 Christina: That explains the corginess.
Image 244648   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
389
 
 lecj07: Needs some blue to round out the pantheon.
Image 244647   04-27-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
830
 
 lecj07: I would give that doggo chicken nuggets to model.
 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $20 still buys you a lot of chicken nuggets.
 Dr Awkward: I would absolutely model for chicken nuggets
Image 244646   04-27-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
298
 
 Butcherboy: This is pretty much my favorite series
 WannaBee: @funny in the wall This is England is the series. Theres a movie and a couple of series after that.
 Warrax: This works perfectly as a direct reference to the above image.
 funny in the wall: What is this? @WannaBee
 WannaBee: Oh Woody! The whole series is just amazing.
Image 244645   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
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 RiderFan: Hannah is single for a reason.
 dangerkeith3000: @lecj07 She's cute. #loveyourimperfections
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 look at her. She only wants them alive. She can only appease the darkness with live ones.
 dangerkeith3000: If they are already dead...it isn't so bad.
 wolfpk: She is named after her father Hannibal.
 Warrax: Call me when you find a way to make a career out of it, Hannah.
 Zarathustra: What's with Hannahs?
 insideOut: Still a better love story lol
 lecj07: "Imperfections"? That's some buffalo bill stuff right there.
 Mr. Shine: "Hannah WTF" again
Image 244644   04-27-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
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 2Berries: It's like someone broke a bunch of eggs but kept the yokes in there
 barfolomew: 6. Boys can cry. Please be respectful of everyone's emotional needs.
 barfolomew: I think it's a good idea, but the last item kinda negates the whole point, doesn't it?
 dangerkeith3000: I'm going to ignore the sign and rightly assume this is the masturbation closet, correct?
 lecj07: I approve this idea actually. Hopefully it's soundproofed so they can scream out their frustrations.
 WannaBee: This is at University of Utah and there are stuffed animals for them to cuddle with.
 bug: Behold the future of health care!
 Side Boob: Prototype suicide booth looking good
 ChubbyBuddy: dang, last guy went through a /bunch/ of tissues. oh.
Image 244643   04-27-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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