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272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

272361  charlemagne: the van is full of step ladders

272352  Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine Nancy works in mysterious ways.

272372  james: "Subaru, reluctant sponsor of the WNBA" - Demetri Martin

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

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 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $10 buys you a lot of cabbage.
 Jesse P: The Fart That Killed Everyone, the Prequel.
 lecj07: May I please have a cabbage?
 hosehorse: May I have a cabbage?
 funny in the wall: go on, ask for a cabbage. just a short one, even
Image 244635   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Spazstatic: Rise, rebel, resist
 Annoying Vegan : Life, uh...
 bug: Hey, this isn't a cabbage.
 Not A Bot: Hahaha child abuse.
Image 244634   04-27-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Scoo: Ask me for a cabbage
 lecj07: I didn't knock over any cup. Why are we even talking about a cup?
 Side Boob: That fart killed everyone?!
 Mexico: Ten pounds of mice for a dollar?!
Image 244633   04-27-18   Uploaded by    dope
 FireBreathingMarmot: Very popular with people who have pet snakes.
 dangerkeith3000: *Ahem* Say what you want about America, but $1 buys yous you a lot of mice.
 tib gubb: for a 10 pound bag of mice, that's a steal
 butt poop: That's actually a great deal.
 Jonananathan: Mr Ice
 funny in the wall: i assume they're gluten-free mice.
 Side Boob: Better than the McFlurry.
Image 244632   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Otterman: Bawm chik-a-chik bawm...
 Joseph: When is the last time you saw a non streched seahorse in a parking lot?
 FarmerWalk: I thought these were stretched out seahorses.
 lecj07: Dear gods. Tell me this isn't a snake mating group.
 hammy: The good ol' bag o' snakes.
 Side Boob: ...and the worms ate into his brain.
Image 244631   04-27-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Mr Bleak: @Christina Hah! Over here in the Uk, you could bribe ours with a balloon on a stick...
 dangerkeith3000: Andrew Jackson sucks.
 Supermansbrother: I put it up thinking "I would bribe a politician a twenty if I thought it was going to get something done."
 Side Boob: @PenguinBartender the chain is: Money drugs prostitutes politicians
 PenguinBartender: @Side Boob ...and give those drugs to politicians as a bribe?
 lecj07: @Christina You start small, bribe the school president.
 brutal: @Christina don't overestimate them.
 Christina: Twenty bucks is too little to bribe a politician anyway.
 Side Boob: FINE! I'll use it to buy drugs.
Image 244630   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 dobbiesdoogs: acetam&mophen
 dangerkeith3000: I miss the tan m&m :(
 Christina: Morning pills.
 Slug Wind: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands
Image 244629   04-27-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
 dangerkeith3000: He went to the future and bought that shirt from Jake Sisko.
 barfolomew: You're upside down!
 Christina: Dressed for the commuting.
 SpaceCow: On his way to a ninteies theme party.
 Demon Universe: The unsuspecting Bus Hobo never saw the hunter in the underbrush.
 georgerino: This seat feels really weird.
Image 244628   04-27-18   Uploaded by    teletub
 Mr Bleak: But why are all the chairs wearing bras?
 booger: @Mr. Butt glad someone enjoyed it too :)
 PenguinBartender: Respect the skill.
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro Thank you for that. Genuinely interesting read.
 The Turks: @jochenau
 Jak: good omen
 jochenau: In Japan you are required by law to make the victory sign while being photographed.
 Scoo: Holding it's one thing, but having the dexterity to press the button is impressive!
Image 244627   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 FireBreathingMarmot: Potent death fangs of love.
 BoiledEggs: [anime noises]
 whaleshark: I would use this emoji
 inthrees: Their tongue is how cats say "I love you"
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Where did his chompersies go?
Image 244626   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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