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253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $10 buys you a lot of cabbage.
 Jesse P: The Fart That Killed Everyone, the Prequel.
 lecj07: May I please have a cabbage?
 WannaBee: May I have a cabbage?
 funny in the wall: go on, ask for a cabbage. just a short one, even
Image 244635   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Spazstatic: Rise, rebel, resist
 Annoying Vegan : Life, uh...
 bug: Hey, this isn't a cabbage.
 Not A Bot: Hahaha child abuse.
Image 244634   04-27-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Scoo: Ask me for a cabbage
 lecj07: I didn't knock over any cup. Why are we even talking about a cup?
 Side Boob: That fart killed everyone?!
 Mexico: Ten pounds of mice for a dollar?!
Image 244633   04-27-18   Uploaded by    dope
 FireBreathingMarmot: Very popular with people who have pet snakes.
 dangerkeith3000: *Ahem* Say what you want about America, but $1 buys yous you a lot of mice.
 tib gubb: for a 10 pound bag of mice, that's a steal
 WannaBee: That's actually a great deal.
 Jonananathan: Mr Ice
 funny in the wall: i assume they're gluten-free mice.
 Side Boob: Better than the McFlurry.
Image 244632   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Otterman: Bawm chik-a-chik bawm...
 Joseph: When is the last time you saw a non streched seahorse in a parking lot?
 WannaBee: I thought these were stretched out seahorses.
 lecj07: Dear gods. Tell me this isn't a snake mating group.
 hammy: The good ol' bag o' snakes.
 Side Boob: ...and the worms ate into his brain.
Image 244631   04-27-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Mr Bleak: @Christina Hah! Over here in the Uk, you could bribe ours with a balloon on a stick...
 dangerkeith3000: Andrew Jackson sucks.
 Supermansbrother: I put it up thinking "I would bribe a politician a twenty if I thought it was going to get something done."
 Side Boob: @PenguinBartender the chain is: Money drugs prostitutes politicians
 PenguinBartender: @Side Boob ...and give those drugs to politicians as a bribe?
 lecj07: @Christina You start small, bribe the school president.
 brutal: @Christina don't overestimate them.
 Christina: Twenty bucks is too little to bribe a politician anyway.
 Side Boob: FINE! I'll use it to buy drugs.
Image 244630   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 dobbiesdoogs: acetam&mophen
 dangerkeith3000: I miss the tan m&m :(
 Christina: Morning pills.
 WannaBee: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands
Image 244629   04-27-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
 dangerkeith3000: He went to the future and bought that shirt from Jake Sisko.
 barfolomew: You're upside down!
 Christina: Dressed for the commuting.
 SpaceCow: On his way to a ninteies theme party.
 Demon Universe: The unsuspecting Bus Hobo never saw the hunter in the underbrush.
 georgerino: This seat feels really weird.
Image 244628   04-27-18   Uploaded by    teletub
 Mr Bleak: But why are all the chairs wearing bras?
 booger: @Mr. Butt glad someone enjoyed it too :)
 PenguinBartender: Respect the skill.
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro Thank you for that. Genuinely interesting read.
 The Turks: @jochenau
 Jak: good omen
 jochenau: In Japan you are required by law to make the victory sign while being photographed.
 Scoo: Holding it's one thing, but having the dexterity to press the button is impressive!
Image 244627   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 FireBreathingMarmot: Potent death fangs of love.
 BoiledEggs: [anime noises]
 WannaBee: I would use this emoji
 inthrees: Their tongue is how cats say "I love you"
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Where did his chompersies go?
Image 244626   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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