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262816  Felicity: @tib gubb Thanks!

263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

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262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

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 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $10 buys you a lot of cabbage.
 Jesse P: The Fart That Killed Everyone, the Prequel.
 lecj07: May I please have a cabbage?
 hosehorse: May I have a cabbage?
 funny in the wall: go on, ask for a cabbage. just a short one, even
Image 244635   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Spazstatic: Rise, rebel, resist
 Annoying Vegan : Life, uh...
 bug: Hey, this isn't a cabbage.
 Not A Bot: Hahaha child abuse.
Image 244634   04-27-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Scoo: Ask me for a cabbage
 lecj07: I didn't knock over any cup. Why are we even talking about a cup?
 Side Boob: That fart killed everyone?!
 Mexico: Ten pounds of mice for a dollar?!
Image 244633   04-27-18   Uploaded by    dope
 FireBreathingMarmot: Very popular with people who have pet snakes.
 dangerkeith3000: *Ahem* Say what you want about America, but $1 buys yous you a lot of mice.
 tib gubb: for a 10 pound bag of mice, that's a steal
 butt poop: That's actually a great deal.
 Jonananathan: Mr Ice
 funny in the wall: i assume they're gluten-free mice.
 Side Boob: Better than the McFlurry.
Image 244632   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Otterman: Bawm chik-a-chik bawm...
 Joseph: When is the last time you saw a non streched seahorse in a parking lot?
 FarmerWalk: I thought these were stretched out seahorses.
 lecj07: Dear gods. Tell me this isn't a snake mating group.
 hammy: The good ol' bag o' snakes.
 Side Boob: ...and the worms ate into his brain.
Image 244631   04-27-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Mr Bleak: @Christina Hah! Over here in the Uk, you could bribe ours with a balloon on a stick...
 dangerkeith3000: Andrew Jackson sucks.
 Supermansbrother: I put it up thinking "I would bribe a politician a twenty if I thought it was going to get something done."
 Side Boob: @PenguinBartender the chain is: Money drugs prostitutes politicians
 PenguinBartender: @Side Boob ...and give those drugs to politicians as a bribe?
 lecj07: @Christina You start small, bribe the school president.
 brutal: @Christina don't overestimate them.
 Christina: Twenty bucks is too little to bribe a politician anyway.
 Side Boob: FINE! I'll use it to buy drugs.
Image 244630   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 dobbiesdoogs: acetam&mophen
 dangerkeith3000: I miss the tan m&m :(
 Christina: Morning pills.
 Slug Wind: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands
Image 244629   04-27-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
 dangerkeith3000: He went to the future and bought that shirt from Jake Sisko.
 barfolomew: You're upside down!
 Christina: Dressed for the commuting.
 SpaceCow: On his way to a ninteies theme party.
 Demon Universe: The unsuspecting Bus Hobo never saw the hunter in the underbrush.
 georgerino: This seat feels really weird.
Image 244628   04-27-18   Uploaded by    teletub
 Mr Bleak: But why are all the chairs wearing bras?
 booger: @Mr. Butt glad someone enjoyed it too :)
 PenguinBartender: Respect the skill.
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro Thank you for that. Genuinely interesting read.
 The Turks: @jochenau
 Jak: good omen
 jochenau: In Japan you are required by law to make the victory sign while being photographed.
 Scoo: Holding it's one thing, but having the dexterity to press the button is impressive!
Image 244627   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 FireBreathingMarmot: Potent death fangs of love.
 BoiledEggs: [anime noises]
 whaleshark: I would use this emoji
 inthrees: Their tongue is how cats say "I love you"
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Where did his chompersies go?
Image 244626   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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