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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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Score:
337
 
 SpaceCow: When your hospital is too cheap to install speakers.
 Mr. Shine: @bug Holy crap, that's hilarious.
 Side Boob: @sparename I did that to a foreign Doctor when I was 15. My mother was NOT amused. The nurses dug it, though.
 grizzly: @sparename Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus.
 sparename: "Hey, Doctor.. after the operation will I be able to play guitar?" .. "I don't see why not" .. "Oh, that's great 'cos I couldn't play before"
 Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.
 bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 glenalec: If he starts playing well, they know they have made a mistake.
Image 244540   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
38
 
 Mr Bleak: "Hello, Child Protection Services? ... "
 Felicity: @fanny Contagious!
 sparename: "Hit me baby one more time"
 fanny: @Jem is truly outrageous, Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Woah Jem!
 wolfpk: Mother of the year!
 Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.
Image 244539   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
497
 
 Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.
Image 244538   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
403
 
 VeeKay: Just downloading stuff off Limewire mom.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would imagine it hides A/V input/output jacks. A firewire input could be a possibility. I don't think this CPU is "new" enough for a USB. I don't even think that optical drive is for DVDs.
 Hyphae: @White Rice I want a turbo on my computer! Instead, I could only afford a spoiler and some cool flame stickers
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.
 Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?
 Scoo: Wakawakawaka
 dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell
Image 244537   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
368
 
 tib gubb: or, you know... porn and memes
 itskando: Beauty of Trumerica
 Felicity: And all it will cost you is the colour in your wardrobe
 Hyphae: Is it too late to go back to never?
 WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.
 Side Boob: Someday...
Image 244536   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
640
 
 Somepallings: Ernest Cline's favourite strip bar.
 SpaceCow: Oh wait, I thought that said "gorgeous libertarians."
 Mr. Shine: @sparename I'm sold. Count me in.
 ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"
 sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion
 Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.
 funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much
 TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.
 dobbiesdoogs: when you find a niche that works, you commit
Image 244535   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?
 glenalec: The cops keep pulling me over to check my registration. It's profiling, I tells ya.
Image 244534   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
427
 
 Christina: She ded?
 WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.
 RiderFan: @glenalec youtube.com/…
 glenalec: Wee wee!
Image 244533   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
248
 
 lecj07: The hell is a "fuck saucer"?
 Felicity: What was I just saying? Tacoma sounds like when you go into a coma from too many tacos
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.
 Air Biscuit: Chicken pot pie is one thing.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not very exciting to drive
Image 244532   04-26-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
1090
 
 Mr. Shine: Thank goodness someone took the time to immortalize this gem.
Image 244531   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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