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272831  Christina: "I fits"

272832  Christina: "We are not here te threat you, but it would be nice if you bought some cookies."

272837  ignatz: Is this one of those halfway houses?

272839  ignatz: I think you'll still get all the hisses for free tbh..

272827  Nothing: If you don't crush all the chips and pour them into your mouth, what are you even doing

272827  charlemagne: just get a stick and jab it into the tube like the tongue of the noble anteater, and you are left to eat the crisps at your leisure

272738  hajjpodge: Hit-and-run of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

272811  lecj07: @Knice Or purrlot

272803  Not A Bot: The dog did you a massive favour.

272795  Eleftheros: Thanos still has my vote, maybe you're in the lucky half

272796  jochenau: Internet Explorer is probably more like a weird grumpy old dude.

272822  Eleftheros: I wish I could party as hard as that kat

272789  VoR: Jape me

272821  Side Boob: She's now known as "Megan One-eye"

272797  wordjones: This obviously was done by someone who has no idea what 80 degrees look like.

272831  Toasted Taco Brunchito: #allboxesmatter

272813  VoR: Art

272818  VoR: Unless it does later

272818  VoR: But not rads

272784  Littlecraftywolf: "got some bottled water in the back if you want"

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 Science: @White Rice: It's not preservatives. It's because the patty is so thin that it desiccates before it gets the chance to rot and mold. Your bio teacher was promoting bad science.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
337
 
 SpaceCow: When your hospital is too cheap to install speakers.
 Mr. Shine: @bug Holy crap, that's hilarious.
 Side Boob: @sparename I did that to a foreign Doctor when I was 15. My mother was NOT amused. The nurses dug it, though.
 grizzly: @sparename Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus.
 sparename: "Hey, Doctor.. after the operation will I be able to play guitar?" .. "I don't see why not" .. "Oh, that's great 'cos I couldn't play before"
 Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.
 bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 glenalec: If he starts playing well, they know they have made a mistake.
Image 244540   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
38
 
 Mr Bleak: "Hello, Child Protection Services? ... "
 Pikachu: @fanny Contagious!
 sparename: "Hit me baby one more time"
 fanny: @Jem is truly outrageous, Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Woah Jem!
 wolfpk: Mother of the year!
 Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.
Image 244539   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
497
 
 Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.
Image 244538   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
403
 
 aeroaero: Just downloading stuff off Limewire mom.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would imagine it hides A/V input/output jacks. A firewire input could be a possibility. I don't think this CPU is "new" enough for a USB. I don't even think that optical drive is for DVDs.
 Hyphae: @White Rice I want a turbo on my computer! Instead, I could only afford a spoiler and some cool flame stickers
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.
 Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?
 Scoo: Wakawakawaka
 dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell
Image 244537   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
368
 
 tib gubb: or, you know... porn and memes
 itskando: Beauty of Trumerica
 Bacon Train: And all it will cost you is the colour in your wardrobe
 Hyphae: Is it too late to go back to never?
 redpeepee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.
 Side Boob: Someday...
Image 244536   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
640
 
 Somepallings: Ernest Cline's favourite strip bar.
 SpaceCow: Oh wait, I thought that said "gorgeous libertarians."
 Mr. Shine: @sparename I'm sold. Count me in.
 ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"
 sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion
 Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.
 funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much
 TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.
 dobbiesdoogs: when you find a niche that works, you commit
Image 244535   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?
 glenalec: The cops keep pulling me over to check my registration. It's profiling, I tells ya.
Image 244534   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
427
 
 Christina: She ded?
 waxymom: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.
 RiderFan: @glenalec youtube.com/…
 glenalec: Wee wee!
Image 244533   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
248
 
 lecj07: The hell is a "fuck saucer"?
 originaluser: What was I just saying? Tacoma sounds like when you go into a coma from too many tacos
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.
 Air Biscuit: Chicken pot pie is one thing.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not very exciting to drive
Image 244532   04-26-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
1090
 
 Mr. Shine: Thank goodness someone took the time to immortalize this gem.
Image 244531   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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