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268219  Nope: there were more than just 9 gags

268103  E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268218  Not A Bot: 1000 mile stare

268106  E. HONDA: "One frosty boy"

268228  Knice: I bet this woman votes. Do you?

268155  E. HONDA: Who's the plumber, Norman??

268214  Yam: That reminds me of my friend Leah

268219  Knice: Ah, the FiboNazi Spiral.

268185  E. HONDA: For all your pyramid needs, call CubePushers LLC

268212  a robot: @Nope Every friend was the worst friend in their own unique and shitty way

268214  a robot: We need a modern-day picture to compare it to

268216  BavidDowie: R2mus Prime

268216  Yam: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

267978  ChubbyBuddy: fair

268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. wolfpk
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. ignatz
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
12. Gomi Day: 1570 points
13. greg: 1560 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 @Otterman @addend Sigh, this happens to calligraphers all the time, especially tired ones.
 wolfpk: Five minutes before #244484
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...
 Side Boob: The 303rd "Bell and Fuzzy Ball" division is being dispatched to lure the giant cat away.
 dangerkeith3000: The Diary truck got caught in the middle of all this.
 Otterman: Heh "Diary"
 addend: Dear Diary, a most unexpected thing happened...
 Micro Jackson: I can has all of ur milk
Image 244483   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
245
 
 antipatterns: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE.
 antipatterns: IN...
 antipatterns: REST.
 Micro Jackson: Tom Hanks gets all pumped for his movie about prison tats
 Yam: Aw shit, get ready for some of that signature honey-pomegranate sauce
 charlemagne: he looks like the guy in the painting from ghostbusters
 funny in the wall: sherry, niles?
Image 244482   04-26-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
328
 
 dobbiesdoogs: get him!
Image 244481   04-26-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
261
 
 antipatterns: Hell yeah
 addend: Cons: It's too hard to sleep.
 inthrees: It's soaked in Viagra.
 kornisjon: Keeps the ladies at a distance!
 sparename: Single or double?
Image 244480   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Image 244479 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skunkrocker. Your image was bad, skunkrocker.
Score:
429
 
 kodiakjojo: specialize in shit talking
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - You get there on the Titan-Uranus shuttle.
 Soviette: Can't wait to conquer space. Imagine "Uranus english academy"
 Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.
 dangerkeith3000: This is why I'm against speaking to people while in the bathroom.
 addend: A very specific form of body English.
 Micro Jackson: My boss has perfect anus english
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll suspect a problem
Image 244478   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
746
 
 Bluetocracy: We power this site with cute puppy stares. Leave one here.
Image 244477   04-26-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
385
 
 addend: And so, the robot overlords dressed in the skins of those who did not obey.
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm..Needs more cat
 Mr. Shine: Now he chases birds on their own turf!
 funny in the wall: as much as stuffing your pets is creepy, i have no problem with this as long as i don't have to touch it
 Starry Lemon: This is Orvillecopter. Half cat, half copter. He died in a car accident and his owner stuffed him and combined him with a quadcopter.
 sparename: Fed up of never catching MotorMouse, AutoCat called up his cousin RotorCat
 Christina: Catdrone.
Image 244476   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
380
 
 dangerkeith3000: Young people spontaneously die a lot nowadays.
 Christina: Some wear them better.
Image 244475   04-26-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
284
 
 dangerkeith3000: I can only afford a bouncy mobile home.
 Not A Bot: Lovely accent print in that background!
 Scoo: SOON
 tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk
Image 244474   04-26-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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