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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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flowers uploaded 273486 (760 points)
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 7. Mexico: 1902 points
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11. BoiledEggs: 1679 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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14. Never AFK: 1628 points
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Score:
427
 
 skylark: IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS NEW GENERATION OF JEDI THAT LUKE RAN AWAY!!!
 Ronick: Lazer brown eye surgery
 Side Boob: Same.
 GrannyM: To-do list has "eating laser" in it now
 necronomicon: Dont forget to enjoy major lazer and bubble bubble bubble butt
 glenalec: Don't eat the concession-stand corn dogs!
 Uncle Larry: Pew pew poo
 Albo Grungus: He thinks the sun shines out of his ass
 Psymon: Tactical pocket lazer deployed
 Mr. Butt: If you've never watched Laser Fart, I highly recommend it.
 Scoo: PRRRRRT
 dobbiesdoogs: cirque de so-laser
 Father Goose: Who has a BlackBerry anymore?
 Hyphae: Tactical, uh...
 a robot: I LIKE BUTTLAZER!
Image 244406   04-25-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
638
 
 Hyphae: Tactical puckered out pooch on plaid portrayed
Image 244405   04-25-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
656
 
 charlemagne: ahh, then it is knowledge you seek traveller
 Hyphae: Tactical toweled stink-eyed doggo displayed
Image 244404   04-25-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
341
 
 humanfog: Now you need that olden times letter opener.
 2Berries: @duckfarts yeah, but really this next time just might do it
 Hyphae: Tactical *stamp* ... aw shit, did I just not press hard enough? *stamp* Eh... hold on...*stampstampstamp* maybe the spring got stuck... what? It still didnt work, I know it's not out of staples, I just- oh damnit
 sassysass: If at first you don't succeed, try try try try try try try again!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 DrinkMixMan: dehumanize and face to bloodshed
 duckfarts: @2Berries clearly they did
 2Berries: Try again
Image 244403   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
610
 
 a sedated moose: Don't talk to me or my dad ever again.
Image 244402   04-25-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
432
 
 lecj07: @duckfarts And all outta bread, man.
 Hyphae: ...lunch money?
 duckfarts: aw man, Im almost outta lettuce
Image 244401   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
365
 
 Mr Bleak: How Business Cat sees himself. (My cat firmly believes he is a 17' long Tiger).
 Not A Bot: Tree wasn't ready for this picture. Shrub just yelled "HEY TREE!" and took the picture when she looked at the camera.
Image 244400   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
344
 
 au bon pain: He looks like he might be Doc Brown when he gets older
 Religion X: His last name is Visual-Studio?
Image 244399   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
776
 
 jochenau: I prefer the one about how the flag of Japan is a pie chart showing how much of Japan is Japan.
Image 244398   04-25-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
409
 
 theaquaman: No, I need the lying bullshit please.
 glenalec: I hate having a very similar postal address to my Congressman!
 duckfarts: were gonna need a bigger box
Image 244397   04-25-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
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