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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
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 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!
 zip file: @WannaBee well... Still a spacefriend! Which is the only significant thing really.
 trelyate: located right next to the Ass Rubbing Centre
 King Polly: @Yurishiro @Christina oh never mind, Im blue again.
 deadwombat: @WannaBee kudos spacefriend!
 Christina: @WannaBee You are not just a wannabe anymore.
 spydermon: Hey! I'm purple! I was wondering why things were looking different.
 Borm Pumpies: She moves and it says Dick Flick Park.
 Defiance: It's a trap!
 Bacon Train: While you wait..
Image 244313   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
744
 
 sparename: This should have a sign down the side saying "Next Customer Please"
 BavidDowie: Everyone in there is nuts
 Weather: Hahahahah @lecj07
 lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.
 Scoo: Beauty of Tobleronistan
Image 244312   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
389
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: His mom started him on a balance bike.
 Zarathustra: In soviet Russia the bicycle rides you.
 glenalec: In Soviet-wherever-this-is, bicycle rides you!
 lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!
 Soviette: He's ahead in the bycicle race
 Christina: He is doing it wrong.
Image 244311   04-25-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
404
 
 DOW: Voted rad for this @Yurishiro
 Slug Wind: Shadowcat does not play much.
Image 244310   04-25-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
851
 
 Mr Bleak: We are the Borg. You will be Assimilated. Refishtance is Futile
 tib gubb: delicious
 glenalec: I don't like fish sticks - I prefer fish balls.
 randomhobo: A fishing net around that and it's an orgasm for any fisherman.
 Scoo: That'll school 'em
 Mr. Shine: Oh, fish balls!
Image 244309   04-25-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
568
 
 Mr Bleak: @E. HONDA About twenty minutes, unless you are the parent.
 E. HONDA: you can expect your status to substantially decrease and then recover in proportion to how quickly the little human proves to be a little asshole
 Bluetocracy: Arfademics.
Image 244308   04-25-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
434
 
 Catcat: Small end over crotch. Just sayin'
 funny in the wall: peak performance
 Bohab: Truly genius
Image 244307   04-25-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
903
 
 Christina: Peak performance.
 daisy picker: Can you see the duck?
Image 244306   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
482
 
 lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."
 Christina: I wonder if trepanation wouldn't mostly kill people.
 bbbrandon: This Wizard of Oz remake is strange.
 Whatever: Meanwhile the top advisors to the President check the vileness levels in his brain
 Scoo: I've always suspected Hieronymus Bosch was bored, stranded time traveler
 petepuma: "i said there's nothing wrong with my head! my pants are too tight!"
 Teechur: Pretty soon they'll all be fitted for book implants.
 flommmm: When Funnel Head gets all stabby on the Squad
 Not A Bot: Take a look. It's in a book. A reading space void.
Image 244305   04-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 244304 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

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