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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
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11. Shay: 1970 points
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15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot
 Felicity: Rad for using a believable font
 glenalec: Please! Spoilers!
 RiderFan: Takes place in Maine.
 E. HONDA: the motherfuckin' van zone
 kodiakjojo: #1 Bestseller to the trashcan. Read it. it was all boney and the van-acular was atrocious
 San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.
 Bill Rye: Is this for The Stand?
 Christina: @WTF Because it was Stephen King's.
 Zukero: Fake. The book covers never have anything to do with the title or the book itself.
 WTF: ...and it sold over 3.8 million copies within 35 seconds of being released.
 Warrax: My skeleton never does cool stuff like this. So lazy.
 Himesama: The Girl Who Radded This On Her Tablet and Flipped Off A Dog And Drank Some Tea
 Yam: Spooooooky
Image 244300   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Whatever: Obviously they shouldve gotten daddy out of the chair before they dumped it off at the Salvation Army store. Not to mention the $3.42 in change lost in the cushions
 Zukero: The only army that gives daddies back.
 petepuma: all it took was 100BTC
 tib gubb: monsters
 charlemagne: we hope you enjoy the ransom money
 barfolomew: Finally repairing the harm they did as part of the Child Migrant Program I see, good good.
Image 244299   04-25-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 lecj07: @Yam To me it's no weirder than porn arcades or headshops where gasmask bongs have a "tobacco use only!" sign.
 Christina: I'm OK with that.
 Whatever: Trumps younger brother didnt turn out so well
 PenguinBartender: @FabricMan THANK you
 FabricMan: MadTV sucked
 Yam: @Mr. Butt I just read a HuffPost article about a store in Chicago that caters to ABDLs. Now I dont know what to think
 lecj07: @Mr. Butt those are tighty-whiteys though. Simple Jack or Stuart?
 Mr. Butt: ABDLs are weird.
 Skaalar: Look what he can do!!
Image 244298   04-25-18   Uploaded by    kristy
 bug: Instructions unclear: had best weekend of my life.
 petepuma: those eggs are huge! and so clear!
 Scoo: Shut up and take my money!
 lecj07: Do you have monthly rates?
 Warrax: My weekend's set.
 tib gubb: you had me at gravy hot tub
 Yam: where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes
 Annoying Vegan : We used to laugh about a hotel sign that read Remodeled Seniors Welcome.
Image 244297   04-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Yam: Man, imagine if you made that a bread bowl for turtle soup... the mind boggles at the possibilities
 In The Pocket: I dont get it, clearly a regular turtle.
 lavender: Corrrallll!
 kswat: They're bread, Carl!!
 NonRhetorical: Daaaaaaad...
Image 244296   04-25-18   Uploaded by    prius
 FireBreathingMarmot: Kubarbus.
 Felicity: Aw :-)
 glenalec: @dangerkeith3000 - When I used to sub-teach, I sometimes taught at my brothers's school. I told the students I was the evil brother, which made Mr Roberts ... the even more evil brother.
 Bluetocracy: yes, dears, you are scary.
 Bohab: @dangerkeith3000 it's usually both, with enough leftover evil to make a third, unrelated person into kind of a jerk
 FabricMan: @charlemagne Is that their left or our left?
 Christina: "Danny, come play with us."
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 the left twin. it's always the left one
 dangerkeith3000: Which one is the evil twin?
Image 244295   04-25-18   Uploaded by    genius
 Yurishiro: @a robot oooh... Sounds cyberotic!
 a robot: @Yurishiro Bite my sparkly metal....everything!
 Yurishiro: Is this @a robot?
 arcticfox12x: @barfolomew gotta throw the whole building away
 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."
 Malkchic: That looks like it'd be extremely uncomfortable
 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)
 VoR: Princess glitter sparkles seriously
 Bluetocracy: Soooo... I was eating soup when my unicorn got diarrhea.
 PenguinBartender: #whenyousneezeinyourglitterflakesbowl
 VeeKay: Won't someone think of the children? And the fucking environment that we're destroying with shitty shit shit like this?
 Warrax: Absolutely horrifying.
 Himesama: Holosexual
 dangerkeith3000: You are what you eat.
 barfolomew: That building she's in is now unusable.
 arcticfox12x: i would rather be set on fire
 glenalec: A REALLY bad case of arts-and-crafts.
Image 244294   04-25-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Image 244293 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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 Yurishiro: This is what the doots leave behind.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.
 Felicity: Years ago, this used to be the first result when you would Google image search the word /splat/
 glenalec: Too soon! #244173
 Malkchic: It's the globglogabgalab
 Side Boob: @petepuma Jump off a building like this lady did. Bones go away.
 Otterman: His skeleton is probably just waving at birds and stealing traffic cones.
 petepuma: i wish i had no bones! (oblig)
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall Yeah. The Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 episode.
 funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 the no bones episode? classic
 dangerkeith3000: I remember this episode of Family Guy. It was like the 2nd season or something when it was still good.
 Scoo: I don't understand. It must be a Jeep thing.
 WTF: Never leave your wax replica of Grover Cleveland outside on a hot summer's day.
Image 244292   04-25-18   Uploaded by    prospector
 Yurishiro: *slowly rises above water without moving*
 Skaalar: Grandpa! Where have you hidden the other half of the apple?
Image 244291   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
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