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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Gold Dampungo: The skeleton that sdoot
 Cringo Brombies: Rad for using a believable font
 Fliwn Flungo: Please! Spoilers!
 Dong Cremongo: Takes place in Maine.
 Huple Rempumple: the motherfuckin' van zone
 Rirb Flumuble: #1 Bestseller to the trashcan. Read it. it was all boney and the van-acular was atrocious
 Girb Brombies: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.
 Dimpo Albopert: Is this for The Stand?
 Verm Brupert: @WTF Because it was Stephen King's.
 Crald Morpumple: Fake. The book covers never have anything to do with the title or the book itself.
 Molm Cremungo: ...and it sold over 3.8 million copies within 35 seconds of being released.
 Guple Dampongus: My skeleton never does cool stuff like this. So lazy.
 Rump Horpomple: The Girl Who Radded This On Her Tablet and Flipped Off A Dog And Drank Some Tea
 Viple Albopert: Spooooooky
Image 244300   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Crorbo Cremongus
 Malm Plumple: Obviously they shouldve gotten daddy out of the chair before they dumped it off at the Salvation Army store. Not to mention the $3.42 in change lost in the cushions
 Ding Rempopert: The only army that gives daddies back.
 Vuwn Morpumple: all it took was 100BTC
 Lorbo Dampongus: monsters
 Trilm Morpombies: we hope you enjoy the ransom money
 Lurb Horpungo: Finally repairing the harm they did as part of the Child Migrant Program I see, good good.
Image 244299   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Gaple Grongus
 Rirb Morpopert: @Yam To me it's no weirder than porn arcades or headshops where gasmask bongs have a "tobacco use only!" sign.
 Gort Rempopert: I'm OK with that.
 Rorb Grunombies: Trumps younger brother didnt turn out so well
 Rurbo Albupert: @FabricMan THANK you
 Rengo Drumumple: MadTV sucked
 Treft Horpongo: @Mr. Butt I just read a HuffPost article about a store in Chicago that caters to ABDLs. Now I dont know what to think
 Trolm Rempongus: @Mr. Butt those are tighty-whiteys though. Simple Jack or Stuart?
 Muple Dampumple: ABDLs are weird.
 Crong Albumbies: Look what he can do!!
Image 244298   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Crift Albongo
 Hirm Cremungo: Instructions unclear: had best weekend of my life.
 Leng Flumopert: those eggs are huge! and so clear!
 Trung Horpungo: Shut up and take my money!
 Melm Rempopert: Do you have monthly rates?
 Luple Grungus: My weekend's set.
 Frarbo Brumple: you had me at gravy hot tub
 Momp Horpomple: where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes
 Leng Albuble: We used to laugh about a hotel sign that read Remodeled Seniors Welcome.
Image 244297   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Jold Plemumple
 Crong Rempupert: Man, imagine if you made that a bread bowl for turtle soup... the mind boggles at the possibilities
 Lurbo Morpungus: I dont get it, clearly a regular turtle.
 Pirb Grupert: Corrrallll!
 Gurbo Horpongo: They're bread, Carl!!
 Birt Dampopert: Daaaaaaad...
Image 244296   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Trarm Gropert
 Belm Plemomple: Kubarbus.
 Creft Grombies: Aw :-)
 Thing Drumomple: @dangerkeith3000 - When I used to sub-teach, I sometimes taught at my brothers's school. I told the students I was the evil brother, which made Mr Roberts ... the even more evil brother.
 Crerm Pluble: yes, dears, you are scary.
 Gert Horpuble: @dangerkeith3000 it's usually both, with enough leftover evil to make a third, unrelated person into kind of a jerk
 Jong Dampumbies: @charlemagne Is that their left or our left?
 Crawn Rempumple: "Danny, come play with us."
 Lumpo Grunupert: @dangerkeith3000 the left twin. it's always the left one
 Reng Flumopert: Which one is the evil twin?
Image 244295   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Rurbo Drumongus
 Jift Grombies: @a robot oooh... Sounds cyberotic!
 Gungo Grunumple: @Yurishiro Bite my sparkly metal....everything!
 Flump Albongo: Is this @a robot?
 Piwn Horpumbies: @barfolomew gotta throw the whole building away
 Thalm Rempoble: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."
 Thelm Cremongo: That looks like it'd be extremely uncomfortable
 Huwn Grunopert: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)
 Flimp Brombies: Princess glitter sparkles seriously
 Flampo Flumopert: Soooo... I was eating soup when my unicorn got diarrhea.
 Thong Dampungo: #whenyousneezeinyourglitterflakesbowl
 Leng Drumongus: Won't someone think of the children? And the fucking environment that we're destroying with shitty shit shit like this?
 Frerbo Plupert: Absolutely horrifying.
 Trerb Grongo: Holosexual
 Pompo Horpombies: You are what you eat.
 Durbo Horpupert: That building she's in is now unusable.
 Meple Plungus: i would rather be set on fire
 Vurbo Alboble: A REALLY bad case of arts-and-crafts.
Image 244294   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Meple Albomple
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 Dingo Flumumple: This is what the doots leave behind.
 Frerb Morpoble: Banksy goes conceptual.
 Lirb Flupert: Years ago, this used to be the first result when you would Google image search the word splat
 Hewn Dampombies: Too soon! #244173
 Durbo Rempumbies: It's the globglogabgalab
 Rango Flumuble: @petepuma Jump off a building like this lady did. Bones go away.
 Mulm Grunungus: His skeleton is probably just waving at birds and stealing traffic cones.
 Trempo Horpumple: i wish i had no bones! (oblig)
 Trorb Dampoble: @funny in the wall Yeah. The Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 episode.
 Vongo Grunomple: @dangerkeith3000 the no bones episode? classic
 Craft Horpupert: I remember this episode of Family Guy. It was like the 2nd season or something when it was still good.
 Tharbo Bromple: I don't understand. It must be a Jeep thing.
 Rawn Grupert: Never leave your wax replica of Grover Cleveland outside on a hot summer's day.
Image 244292   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Dempo Albungus
 Herbo Horpupert: *slowly rises above water without moving*
 Flolm Grongo: Grandpa! Where have you hidden the other half of the apple?
Image 244291   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Thort Plemumbies
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