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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Gang Morpopert: This is what the doots leave behind.
 Lerb Dampongo: Banksy goes conceptual.
 Beng Flumombies: Years ago, this used to be the first result when you would Google image search the word splat
 Pelm Horpumple: Too soon! #244173
 Veple Cremuble: It's the globglogabgalab
 Deld Rempongo: @petepuma Jump off a building like this lady did. Bones go away.
 Flelm Brupert: His skeleton is probably just waving at birds and stealing traffic cones.
 Poft Brupert: i wish i had no bones! (oblig)
 Purt Ploble: @funny in the wall Yeah. The Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 episode.
 Peng Brongus: @dangerkeith3000 the no bones episode? classic
 Jingo Plemomple: I remember this episode of Family Guy. It was like the 2nd season or something when it was still good.
 Crorm Rempuble: I don't understand. It must be a Jeep thing.
 Jaft Grumbies: Never leave your wax replica of Grover Cleveland outside on a hot summer's day.
Image 244292   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Diwn Rempombies
Score:
372
 
 Vewn Cremoble: *slowly rises above water without moving*
 Bawn Rempopert: Grandpa! Where have you hidden the other half of the apple?
Image 244291   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Crengo Rempuble
Score:
128
 
 Frople Drumungo: i'm gonna need the Cliffs Notes version of this
 Bomp Grupert: @Yam what do we need to know..
 Tremp Cremumple: I read it. Kids are assholes. Get dogs and birds
 Pamp Cremombies: Tl:Dr
 Hiwn Horpongo: I wonder if Robbie is a police auxiliary.
 Jongo Flumungo: omg who reads all of this
Image 244290   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Dimp Brongo
Score:
320
 
 Thongo Grunombies: Instructions unclear, broke time-space continuum.
 Lulm Plemongo: spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders... spiders...
Image 244289   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Trarb Flongo
Score:
888
 
 Fling Dampombies: going to need my glasses for this
 Laple Drumopert: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts
 Fraple Grongus: Just accidentally plussed a comment. Now I see how mine get plussed. I'm usually non-plussed.
 Trilm Gromple: I'm pretty sure this is how Neon Genesis Evangelion ends.
 Dulm Dampongus: hit the kill switch!
 Parm Cremoble: Dark Souls 4 looking kawaii-desu
 Paple Albuble: Keeeeeeellll ussssss
 Frart Plemoble: nailed it. Everyone likes demonic biscuit peeps.
 Jang Flombies: get me a bucket
 Treng Morpomple: It's the uprising.
 Cring Drumopert: Don't be afraid
Image 244288   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Mold Plemumple
Score:
525
 
 Juld Dampungo: Some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: Whats happening here? Whats going on?
 Jald Dampumple: I had this book as a child. I'm visiting my parents and I'll see if I can find it.
 Frawn Rempongo: Attempted to read the Wikipedia page about ether. Useless. The page"Ether Dome" talks about ether's use as an anesthetic
 Jalm Grongo: Oh yes, 'Curious George and the Ether Binge'. great story.
 Gerb Albumbies: the new version has tide pods
 Freft Groble: This one affected me when I was a child. I didn't know what ether was. (Still not EXACTLY sure.) But he still became an astronaut.
 Jang Grunumbies: @arcticfox12x yes and Bill Cosby is on the next page.
 Flulm Flumoble: @arcticfox12x Yes, from one of the older books.
 Frumpo Grumple: is this a real curious george comic?
Image 244287   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Bengo Rempombies
Score:
1039
 
 Vong Dampumple: It's an Albany expression.
 Flelm Horpoble: Oh god, did anyone see the shad take on steamed hams? Its not fit for the spaceship, but damn
 Cralm Grunoble: It works on so many levels!
 Flawn Flumoble: I thought Homer could only hold 3 things in his brain at a time.
Image 244286   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Thild Gromple
Score:
493
 
 Durm Drumomple: Careful now.
 Vango Gropert: Soorry for having to come out and say it to your face, but you might have messed up, eh?
 Geft Cremoble: Canadians save their real anger for the hockey rink
Image 244285   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Vift Cremoble
Score:
567
 
 Juwn Flumopert: "Sand Toodles Weird Horse" - good name for a dog, it'll get conversations started. And stopped, as well.
 Bungo Bruble: Here's my Patreon page, tho.
 Trirb Albumple: Nearly took Tarps. Went with me methylated spirit instead. That way when I really badly need a drink, I can say I'm looking for the dog..
 Jomp Plemomple: Honestly "Dr Steve Tanaka" is a pretty cool dog name.
 Frawn Plemungo: I saw this on a wicked sinful image site the other day but forgot to save it. Thanks!
 Thung Pluble: What about names for dogs that aren't free?
Image 244284   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Bompo Grumple
Score:
572
 
 Mawn Drumopert: There's something about clothes for snakes that I absolutely love.
 Dort Grunomple: Snek is warm now, no longer searching for fresh buns to snuggle.
 Gift Morpombies: ho ho ho am snake
 Lompo Flungo: I see you got the Pyro's new hat
 Mampo Drumupert: He's going to visit his friend Freddy Flounder. Freddy got a bicycle from Santa. Thank you Santa for such thoughtful gifts.
 Crirbo Grunumbies: @Butcherboy we believe that jesusssss wasss a good man, but not nearly asss cold blooded asss he sssaid he wasss
 Mamp Plongus: I thought they didnt celebrate xmas. I figured constrictors were Jewish. Hava Nagili hava.
Image 244283   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Jang Plopert
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