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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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Score:
888
 
 prius: going to need my glasses for this
 seahawks: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts
 Beeble: Just accidentally plussed a comment. Now I see how mine get plussed. I'm usually non-plussed.
 bug: I'm pretty sure this is how Neon Genesis Evangelion ends.
 tib gubb: hit the kill switch!
 Yam: Dark Souls 4 looking kawaii-desu
 Scoo: Keeeeeeellll ussssss
 Bluetocracy: nailed it. Everyone likes demonic biscuit peeps.
 petepuma: get me a bucket
 sergeant: It's the uprising.
 jimbiscuit: Don't be afraid
Image 244288   04-25-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
525
 
 E. HONDA: Some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: Whats happening here? Whats going on?
 Spazstatic: I had this book as a child. I'm visiting my parents and I'll see if I can find it.
 Captain Marsupial: Attempted to read the Wikipedia page about ether. Useless. The page"Ether Dome" talks about ether's use as an anesthetic
 Bluetocracy: Oh yes, 'Curious George and the Ether Binge'. great story.
 petepuma: the new version has tide pods
 Captain Marsupial: This one affected me when I was a child. I didn't know what ether was. (Still not EXACTLY sure.) But he still became an astronaut.
 fanny: @arcticfox12x yes and Bill Cosby is on the next page.
 WTF: @arcticfox12x Yes, from one of the older books.
 Sharkface: is this a real curious george comic?
Image 244287   04-25-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
1039
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's an Albany expression.
 Yam: Oh god, did anyone see the shad take on steamed hams? Its not fit for the spaceship, but damn
 petepuma: It works on so many levels!
 Teechur: I thought Homer could only hold 3 things in his brain at a time.
Image 244286   04-25-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
493
 
 a robot: Careful now.
 Captain Marsupial: Soorry for having to come out and say it to your face, but you might have messed up, eh?
 Scoo: Canadians save their real anger for the hockey rink
Image 244285   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
567
 
 Mr Bleak: "Sand Toodles Weird Horse" - good name for a dog, it'll get conversations started. And stopped, as well.
 EH: Here's my Patreon page, tho.
 lolnotrly: Nearly took Tarps. Went with me methylated spirit instead. That way when I really badly need a drink, I can say I'm looking for the dog..
 dangerkeith3000: Honestly "Dr Steve Tanaka" is a pretty cool dog name.
 Yam: I saw this on a wicked sinful image site the other day but forgot to save it. Thanks!
 Teechur: What about names for dogs that aren't free?
Image 244284   04-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
572
 
 dope: There's something about clothes for snakes that I absolutely love.
 Warrax: Snek is warm now, no longer searching for fresh buns to snuggle.
 Yam: ho ho ho am snake
 Not A Bot: I see you got the Pyro's new hat
 Captain Marsupial: He's going to visit his friend Freddy Flounder. Freddy got a bicycle from Santa. Thank you Santa for such thoughtful gifts.
 charlemagne: @Butcherboy we believe that jesusssss wasss a good man, but not nearly asss cold blooded asss he sssaid he wasss
 Butcherboy: I thought they didnt celebrate xmas. I figured constrictors were Jewish. Hava Nagili hava.
Image 244283   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
406
 
 jazzjunkie: Cats love it
Image 244282   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
172
 
 BavidDowie: I'm sorta snooty, but I prefer Grey Goose
 Malkchic: Who tf thought this was a good idea
 a sedated moose: Why?
 Dresdenkeogh: It's got what turkey carcasses crave
 Teechur: One of the purple Easter Peeps grew up and is getting ready for dinner.
 i peed a lil: Wrong and bad
Image 244281   04-25-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
637
 
 jazzjunkie: Classic Max
 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.
 Horp Lello: But I can take books out to Max, right?
 balloon: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Teechur: Can I let Max into the library? He seems to want to come in.
 Darmstadtium: Max wants to learn, society won't let him
 wolfpk: Max has the right to learn too!!
 bug: MAX IS NICE
 Prostata: "but... I haz library card!" #218521
 charlemagne: man, this is bringing back some troubling memories
Image 244280   04-25-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
509
 
 E. HONDA: Billy Mays here for the infantire
 dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when you put a baby in the microwave.
 bug: Before he became the Michelin Man, he was the Michelin Baby.
 bug: Your baby looks tired.
 fanny: Impractical Jokers makes me laugh so hard I cry
 Zarathustra: Shit this happened again.
 Zarathustra: Modern art explained.
 Zarathustra: Modern art explained.
Image 244279   04-25-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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