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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Spazstatic: Purple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Cats love it
Image 244282   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
172
 
 BavidDowie: I'm sorta snooty, but I prefer Grey Goose
 Malkchic: Who tf thought this was a good idea
 a sedated moose: Why?
 Dresdenkeogh: It's got what turkey carcasses crave
 Teechur: One of the purple Easter Peeps grew up and is getting ready for dinner.
 Otterman: Wrong and bad
Image 244281   04-25-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
637
 
 jazzjunkie: Classic Max
 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.
 Horp Lello: But I can take books out to Max, right?
 balloon: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Teechur: Can I let Max into the library? He seems to want to come in.
 Darmstadtium: Max wants to learn, society won't let him
 wolfpk: Max has the right to learn too!!
 bug: MAX IS NICE
 Prostata: "but... I haz library card!" #218521
 charlemagne: man, this is bringing back some troubling memories
Image 244280   04-25-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
509
 
 E. HONDA: Billy Mays here for the infantire
 dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when you put a baby in the microwave.
 bug: Before he became the Michelin Man, he was the Michelin Baby.
 bug: Your baby looks tired.
 fanny: Impractical Jokers makes me laugh so hard I cry
 Zarathustra: Shit this happened again.
 Zarathustra: Modern art explained.
 Zarathustra: Modern art explained.
Image 244279   04-25-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
598
 
 Captain Marsupial: Where's Sarah Mclaughin? This is a criminal action?
 Mr. Butt: "I think that if the devil does not exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness." - Dostoyevsky
Image 244278   04-25-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
163
 
 E. HONDA: achewood.com/…
 Captain Marsupial: I thought that was steak at first.
Image 244277   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
346
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh chol as in cholera or cholesterol. Iidg as in Coolidge or fridge
 Dresdenkeogh: Phonetically he's kinda right
 Teechur: @Side Boob *Stey
 Side Boob: Stay in skoool
Image 244276   04-25-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
189
 
 dangerkeith3000: BESTiality.
 Otterman: Filthy! But genuinely arousing.
 Christina: Long tongue.
 Pront Remp: Wow, and you framed it too?
Image 244275   04-25-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
1061
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Slyness is acquired gradually.
 Captain Marsupial: I caught food! Mama, grrr, ai catch!
 Captain Marsupial: I caught food! Mama, grrr, ai catch!
 t48: Ooooooooh foxy lady!
Image 244274   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: Life gives me lemons, and others much bigger lemons. :sigh:
 Malkchic: You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
 bug: Hmm... This needs something for scale, but I'm not sure what.
 Ronick: Podorosa lemon
 Surprising: Please don't touch.
 WTF: That'd be one hell of a party!
 Janston: Oh god is this some new pen pineapple apple pen??
Image 244273   04-25-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
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