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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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Image 244203   04-24-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: I feel sorry for everyone who has to deal with Trump on a daily basis.
 a robot: @Scoo The Sims call it "woohoo"
 Cyka: @Scoo you put them in a pool and delete the ladders. Oh wait, that'll kill them. Close enough.
 fanny: @WTF hey! that's an insult to assholes!
 Scoo: How do you tell a Sim to go fuck themselves?
 Mad Collager: @funny in the wall In his case, they're hate handles. Just sayin'.
 funny in the wall: He can only eat through a straw for he was born with no human teeth or lips. What passes for lips were grafted from his love handles and he has limited control of them @WTF
 WTF: Is that asshole's mouth ever closed?
 celtic: Funny caption for a change
Image 244202   04-24-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
329
 
 dangerkeith3000: and for desert #242869
 Fullhouse: Why in fucking hell do they do this.
 Borm Pumpies: 360 frontside pop shuvit to meatball. And barefoot to boot..
Image 244201   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
258
 
 Skaalar: FINLAND!
 piranharama: This is smashing!
 Bad Dad: Smashing!
 Telkwa: So the royal baby is a male. Long live the new Prince!
 Father Goose: Gloppety glop!
Image 244200   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
116
 
 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.
 Christina: Does not work.
 Mad Collager: Also World's best flipper-offer.
 Mad Collager: World's worst piano player/typist/nose picker.
 Gazden: @FabricMan perhaps with a rag on a stick?
 FabricMan: How does she wipe?
 Teechur: Whom do you pay to take care of your personal hygiene?
 WTF: No long toenails? Pfft, amateur...
 franktank: No and also no.
 flushpuppy: I'll scratch your back if y.. Actually forget it.
Image 244199   04-24-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
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 Side Boob: Well now the bacon will be off...
 Not A Bot: I'm a terrible person for putting that price sticker there.
 wolfpk: Hamime
Image 244198   04-24-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
367
 
 tib gubb: stand your ground laws work, people
 Vanna: @E. HONDA if it's this guy's, no problem #244201
 Mad Collager: He was picking up his gun, with his finger and his thumb, in shape of an "L" on his forehead...
 E. HONDA: whoa don't touch that guy's spaghett'
 WTF: He turnd out to be the chicken nugget thief as well.
Image 244197   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
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 Dreforian: @funny in the wall I don't know about you but Lord Buckethead is my hero and is definitely real, most likely alive, and frequently wearing a cape.
 2Berries: They could have made one from the tp before handing it through the door
 Darmstadtium: @funny in the wall Frank Constanza's Lawyer
 jochenau: @funny in the wall Depends on what/who you consider heroic but it looks like some Roman military officers wore capes, as did some medieval knights...
 funny in the wall: Vigilante* @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Name one fucking hero who wears a cape. They all have to be a real person, not some made up vigelante
 charlemagne: both these guys are though
 glenalec: Some wear TP?
Image 244196   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
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 Christina: Not all heroes wear capes.
 Urn BooUrn: That rug really tied the room together, @Butcherboy
 Butcherboy: Awww not on the rug man@barfolomew
 barfolomew: "I'm going to pee on everything you own!"
Image 244195   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
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 tib gubb: 'Abel' huh, sounds like you're from one of them terrorist countries.
 whipwing: @Donald So?
 funny in the wall: As a former college professor, I have to disagree. There is no getting through to someone who does not spend the time on their own. @glenalec
 glenalec: Sounds like OP is genuinely interested in learning but can't work it out. The instructor should take note that he may not be getting through even to people who want to learn the topic!
Image 244194   04-24-18   Uploaded by    burritos
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