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273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

273209  tib gubb: maybe the problem is you don't have enough ram

273206  WTF: #RealMenHaveNinetyDegreeAngles

273208  WTF: It was supposed to be making fun of the left-wing media but since she wore the jacket that must mean she actually cares what they think.

273164  a sedated moose: @Yam werewolves of London.

273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
560
 
 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.
 jazzjunkie: Bang bang Maxine's silver hammer...
 barfolomew: Girl, what did he do?
 Prumbo: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!
 dangerkeith3000: This is somebody's fetish. Mine!
 Micro Jackson: This is my stop! Hammer time!
 steve: Burberry with all-black?
 lecj07: Best way to ward off subway gropers.
 Butcherboy: Stop!
 bad tony: She loves croquet
 a sedated moose: Yowza! My kinda lady!
 San DoDo: Is this the new and improved version of going clubbing?
 sparename: Gonna crack your nuts
 Warrax: Your number 1 fan.
Image 244150   04-24-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
279
 
 Jabberwikket: McGriddle or GTFO
 tib gubb: have fun cleaning that thing i guess
 Shay: McDonalds' hate it! Click here for this one amazing trick for Egg McMuffin sandwiches!
 sparename: @fanny Greetings from a wet, wild'n'windy Wigan
 fanny: @sparename oops I don't know why i blank responded so ill just take this opportunity to say hi :)
 fanny: @sparename
 FabricMan: (Only enough power to cook one item at a time)
 Annoying Vegan : efficiency.jpg
 sparename: For my car glove-box I wanted to invent a cheeseburger freezer that would also be a microwave oven
Image 244149   04-24-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
871
 
 Micro Jackson: I didn't expect this, but then NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
 DOW: Shakespeare gotta get paid son.
 Sadbot: "I dream of post-scarcity utopia, but know I have to wrangle moron customers and mouthbreathing managers to keep a roof over my head...mouthbreather"
Image 244148   04-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
603
 
 EH: Such grace
 Shay: Ice: Not even once
 mrwiffler: Figure skating, not even once.
 grandma: Is this titan uranus?
 Amy Housewine: This doesn't fit the 3x3 alignment chart at all.
 toaster: Nice ice eyes.
 Warrax: Nice, but not @Knice.
 sparename: Gurning On Ice
 Knice: When you see tha booty ... in the middle of a quad toeloop.
Image 244147   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
381
 
 Skaalar: Found out today that Uranus has an incredibly stinky gas layer. That is all.
 KnifeySpooney: @Micro Jackson heh, what's more you just made me laugh by saying "I thought I could never get enough of uranus"
 Micro Jackson: I thought I could never get enough of Uranus jokes, but i was wrong
 lecj07: Captain Stabbin's new ship.
 trelyate: the Rear Admiral's flagship
 Not A Bot: topless even.
 Sadbot: I want to be a pirate not just for the anarchism, mostly just so I can use ships like this for target practice
 Captain Marsupial: Batten down that mizzenmast
 barfolomew: GET IT?
Image 244146   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
783
 
 arctic fox: @sparename lol. Mak P is weird out of context
 ping: One day I'm going to head to the beach and make something like this. Only with superglue.
 Annoying Vegan : Titan Uranus
 Christina: This stone piling fad is getting out of hand.
 Captain Marsupial: Chaos theory us it's bound to happen naturally at least once. Not necessarily on our planet...
 funny in the wall: Primitive Tesla coil
 uncannie: That's a pretty intense butt plug.
 Alaskan: GLUE. Also santa is not real. Sorry kids.
 sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday
Image 244145   04-24-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
859
 
 Shay: You have .1 second left...
 Not A Bot: STOP! HAMMER TIME!
 bobby: (Shakes paw)
 Side Boob: SO ADORABLE!
Image 244144   04-24-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
680
 
 jazzjunkie: This is my cat
 Amy Housewine: There's a hint of Cyriak about this.
 WTF: They turn into John Carpenter's "The Thing".
 discodisco: You're lucky your dog is not male.
Image 244143   04-24-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
576
 
 Jonananathan: @glenalec awww yiss
 glenalec: @VoR - There is a guy in there who wants you to find out what happened to his missing wife. And a gift shop!
 Amy Housewine: Reptall.
 mickeyd: Pretty sure that's a snipers outpost
 Captain Marsupial: When you stop petting your dinosaur for 1.3 seconds
 TurkeyVulture: Checkmate, evolutionarianists.
 sparename: REPTAR!!
Image 244142   04-24-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
523
 
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!
 dangerkeith3000: Clearly you've played knifey-spoony before.
 Amy Housewine: "I could care less" even though I could clearly care more - "I'd call 'em chuzzwozzas"
 Amy Housewine: Rad - Bonzer
 Wolfy21: @Yurishiro oops wrong reply
 Soviette: @WTF Don't didgeri -don't now. This is dangarang.
 Science: All of these sound legit and I would totally use them is I were an Aussie.
 WTF: "Wearing a pair of chubbers" sounds dirty.
 gggina: I don't think I want to speak like a local.
 fanny: sooo... can we call moonmoon mother onion mother onion from now on?
Image 244141   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
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